3,003 Forum Posts by "The-Donkey"
At 8/9/08 12:20 PM, TJoyal wrote: No Officer Mikey. What should I do?
You should ask him/she why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
At 8/9/08 12:16 PM, sonicmega wrote: What if the stranger actually needed help, and my lack of support leads to his/her death?
He wanted rape.
Do you know what to do if a stranger wants to talk?
At 8/7/08 04:42 AM, Koikii wrote: www.4chan.org
Check it out for yourself.
Fuck you.
At 8/5/08 06:45 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Unlimited supply of food and water
A really hot guy
Unlimited supply of condoms
One will break.
NOW WHAT.
At 8/4/08 07:43 PM, Brick-top wrote: The USA accepts Evolution less than almost every other nation yet it's the most powerful with the most inteligent minds in the world.
Why do so many people criticise Evolution?
Because the U.S is run by conservatives, and the national religion is Christianity. They can't say that the national religion is Christianity, because of the constitution, but everyone knows it.
As a Conservative country, leaders can't openly say they believe in Evolution.
Wait, Wade commented?
And there are no swarms of " Oh snap!" to his comments?
At 8/3/08 11:17 PM, freakin-sweet wrote: i went to post the message as " so i herd u liek mudkipz " but it said i have attempted to post illegal text?
Oh gee I wonder why.
At 8/3/08 10:12 PM, Peacekid wrote: I'm tired, stuffy noised, sore throated, and have a mucus fountain going on. I've been in bed for 3 hours and have drunk 4 bottles of warm water and a bottle of orange juice.
How can I minimize my sickness by tomorrow?
Well, for the stuffy nose take some decongestants. Go to sleep. Drink some milk for the soar throat.
Sleep and a hot shower will generally get rid of it. Sounds like a normal day cold.
At 8/3/08 10:10 PM, Purpin wrote: I think they're taking away mass voting, and that's somehow affecting him.
I'm not sure though.
shhhhhh
At 7/20/08 01:27 AM, GoForthAndDie wrote: This is NG. Someone is bound to say "Love File: Not Found."
Love is over.
At 7/20/08 02:35 AM, Tiki-Dog wrote: played the best joker.
Why so serious?
At 7/20/08 02:24 AM, Link24l wrote: No im not one of those preachy librals who want everyone to be more all hippie dippie no I just dont want to grow up paying $4.30 for gas. So everyone is making a non gas car but where the hell are they!
I think the big stall is because no government will just pick a fuel GAWD. Why don't we just all switch to ethanol my god the USA should be the most willing imagine the all the moneys we will get because of all the corn we produce.
We can't switch to ethanol, you twit. Don't you think we've thought of that? The US really doesn't produce a huge amount of corn for ethanol. We have shortages of it for the ammount that we produce, and it's only a minority in basic terms. If we were to use it in large scales, we would have to import huge amounts. Then that would fuck everyone's shit up.
Who would be stupid enough to film that in a safe spot, and finally get in a CAB that had "FRESH" on the rear, and dice in the mirror to sit on their throne as the Prince of Bell-Air?
How the fuck did your story turn to that.
I masturbate to porn of Naruto.
How do I get labeled?
At 7/20/08 01:59 AM, sonicmega wrote: 5 minutes? Hell, I'd go back 5 years. Me at 13? Oh yeah, baby.
Why don't you take a seat?
At 7/8/08 12:18 PM, elementell wrote: Now for the cake.
2girls1cup anyone?
Get on MSN why don't cha?
At 7/8/08 03:20 AM, Basspro55 wrote: There is somebody here named donkey?
thats awesome
THAT BURNS MY HEART.
At 7/8/08 12:10 AM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Bomshaw wanted to say this.
Oh Goddamn.
The-Donkey says (12:12 AM): If you two were to have a child, I would kidnap it and say you died.
:: I mean every word.
At 7/8/08 12:07 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: Happy Birthday Dude who thinks im hank hill
or is that bomshaw?
That's me. :D
You still care about your image.
lol flame war pls?
NOT AN ACROSTIC OF FOURTHOUSAND.
Bad.
My dad had to console me.
I think you're a faggot.
Next confession.
At 6/29/08 10:29 PM, ManEggs wrote: I'm personally jealous because I have trouble finding the shit.
Limewire, mah boi, have you heard of it?
Also. If they were to get convicted, it's hard to tell the outcome. Personally, I have no problem with it. That is, as long as it's girls their age+. You can plead that you were just curious about girls your ago. You liked the way they looked, not the grannies on pay sites. If it was lower than their age, however prosicution would rape them. "SEXUAL PREDATOR SEXUAL PREDATOR!"
At 6/28/08 04:24 AM, Captain-Jack wrote:At 6/28/08 04:04 AM, flaws wrote: Your sexiness is astounding.By the way, matey. He did that all for me.
Just letting you know.
Mmmmm.
We all told him to take it off. It's just because you're black and he's afraid of your ghetto-ness.
At 6/28/08 04:23 AM, Captain-Jack wrote: I'm jerking it right now.
SRIUSLY.
But what the fuck happened to the program? I can't log in.
lolidunno. I think it died for the last time.
At 6/28/08 04:04 AM, flaws wrote: Your sexiness is astounding.
Elementell will be sad.
At 6/28/08 03:00 AM, kenshi2 wrote:At 6/28/08 03:00 AM, Captain-Jack wrote: I'm feeling incredibly sexually frustrated right now.Why were you so rude to me?
THANKS STEVE.
Is it on right now or was I kicked off or some insane shit like that.
It went down. Don't try and come back. It's locked.
At 6/28/08 03:00 AM, Captain-Jack wrote: I'm feeling incredibly sexually frustrated right now.
THANKS STEVE.
LOL IT'S THE BLACK MAN.
At 6/28/08 02:14 AM, Link24l wrote: MY FUCKING GOD no ones uses our stupid unfunny memes those are insdie joke newgrounds cant make proper internet phenomena because we are all -17 years old!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright, now I know you're trolling. GTFO, and enjoy the ban.
