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Response to: Favorite things to do at a party? Posted October 4th, 2008 in General

At 10/4/08 11:56 PM, agustana wrote: To do on t3hparty?

Why, post of course.

I have sex with Mavis.

Response to: I resign my modship. Posted September 22nd, 2008 in General

At 9/22/08 12:13 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Poozy, you made me cry.

I hope you're happy, leaving the team. Making me sad.

Making me cry. :(

Who is that guy?

Response to: epic lulz today! Posted September 14th, 2008 in General

At 9/14/08 04:48 PM, TightRope wrote: epic lulz

Die in a fire.

Response to: Dear Ng, I'm going to fail Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

At 9/5/08 07:32 PM, Skwurll wrote: I just finished my Global History homework and gave up on Geometry. So, since I can't do my homework I'll just post this on the BBS

That's what you get for taking fucking advanced classes when you were only getting by with B's.

Response to: I Won A Free Ps3! Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

At 9/5/08 07:02 PM, Longhorn97 wrote:
At 9/5/08 06:58 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Hopefully this is a joke.
Nope. I really can't wait!

Also, my PSN name is going to be RooDiddle97.

Goddamn.

I Won A Free Ps3!

Response to: Peta. Posted August 19th, 2008 in General

At 8/19/08 08:56 PM, wwhhaatt wrote:
At 8/19/08 08:54 PM, Bomshaw wrote:
At 8/19/08 08:53 PM, wwhhaatt wrote: http://www.peta.org/actioncenter/submit-
idea.asp
WIN WIN. I just sent them something about pokemon. I demand all of you do the same.
Does it check your address if it´s fake?
I put in some retarded adress from Buffaloe NY, so I'm guessing no.

Look at what you did.

Bomshaw says (9:12 PM):
I recieved a kitten as a present, but I have these current fits of rage whenever it´s near me.
I can imagine cracking it´s skull on a rock or flinging it into a wall for no reason whatsoever. It´s a year old, yet I don´t know it´s race.
Part of my head commands me to do so, but the other part is digusted at me. It says "you sick fuck, it´s just a poor defenseless creature.

"Exactly", says my other side.

It´s teething, but I feel as if I want to rip out it´s teeth and plunge them into her eyes. Her name´s Lucy.

When I was contemplating this action, it occured to me that it was napping on my crotch between both of my legs. Whenever it murmured in it´s sleep, I began to think about doing..."various" activities.

PETA, I know I will recieve the brunt of your legal sword, but I´m proposing an exchange.

I will hold the current kitten hostage inside a microwave, and I want 1,500 euros (the dollar is too..un-grounded) deposited in a box and laid outside the front of this address :

Cardinal Ct @40.428155, -74.557721

It´s in New Jersey. I hope you can do the specified action within the allotted time of 4 days.

Bomshaw says (9:12 PM):
I´m going to take a shower

Response to: Peta. Posted August 19th, 2008 in General

At 8/19/08 08:37 PM, Bomshaw wrote: What the fuck

Well, it's better than you wanting to kill a fucking cat.

Response to: Is it wrong... Posted August 18th, 2008 in General

At 8/18/08 08:15 PM, crazerfish50 wrote: it didn't feel good

it felt gross

I felt

So confused.
Response to: School on Tuesday... Posted August 18th, 2008 in General

At 8/18/08 01:30 AM, LikeACholo wrote: NO..........

When does school start for you.

are you glad to go back?

You're not 22.

I doubt you're 13.

Response to: Newgrounds, I think.. Posted August 17th, 2008 in General

srsly?

Response to: Alien Chestburster Image (Hi-Res) Posted August 17th, 2008 in General

:[

hai

Alien Chestburster Image (Hi-Res)

Response to: Message to all you girls Posted August 16th, 2008 in General

At 8/16/08 11:51 PM, Fr0z3nb14d3 wrote: anyoen here ever fuck a retarted girl?

They don't dress sexy.

Response to: Retard Boycott Posted August 11th, 2008 in General

Meh. They have a right to, seeing how it offends a certain group of people, purposely or not.

Still doesn't mean the protest is pointless.
Response to: R.i.p Buddhageo Posted August 11th, 2008 in General

At 8/11/08 06:02 PM, Ismael92 wrote: We're talking about someone's life.
Can't you be fucking serious?

No.

Response to: R.i.p Buddhageo Posted August 11th, 2008 in General

I want him to poooooooost

Response to: Random info thread... Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

At 8/10/08 09:50 PM, agustana wrote: The top selling porn video of all time is actually a feminist history lesson.

Orcas are generally sexist around females.

Response to: Drake and Josh Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

At 8/10/08 09:35 PM, agustana wrote:
At 8/10/08 09:32 PM, The-Donkey wrote:
At 8/10/08 09:31 PM, Purpin wrote: If I had a dolphin, I'd name it after one of them.
Sure, but they're not sa sexy as an orca.
No matter how hard they try they will never have a gelatinous, umbrella like body and long, fiber like tentacles.

I came.

Response to: Drake and Josh Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

At 8/10/08 09:31 PM, Purpin wrote: If I had a dolphin, I'd name it after one of them.

Sure, but they're not sa sexy as an orca.

Response to: Procrastination Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

At 8/10/08 09:15 PM, Purpin wrote: If you were a dolphin, you'd do it when you got it.

Fucking dolphins thinking they're so superior.

Be like an orca and procrastinate. All the cool sea animals are doing it.

Response to: Bacon bits. Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

At 8/10/08 09:05 PM, Purpin wrote: I put them on bacon.

I put them in my mouth.

Like sarcasm's fatty fat brother.

Response to: H20 Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

At 8/10/08 08:37 PM, Purpin wrote: H2O is very important to dolphins.

Orcas need it more, seeing how they're whales.

Response to: So... whats the point of this Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

At 8/10/08 07:43 PM, simon wrote:
At 8/10/08 07:38 PM, ArmorAll wrote: I allways see this around, and i think to myself "What is the purpose of this??"
So im asking, do any of you know what the purpose of this is?
liljim is going to do something there, eventually.

Which means he's going to delay it untill everyone forgets.

Response to: NG logo and popularity of cartoons Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

Either create something incredibly beautiful and imaginative (eg The Brackenwood Series)

That is a good idea. Make something that has good graphics, not just steaming shits.

or

Something which makes you burst out laughing every 5 seconds (eg anything made by Egoraptor)

Which ever one you choose will probably have to be an original idea (unless it's a parody).

No. Do not make an "awesome" flash. That is what is wrong with NG. HURRRRRRRRRRRR EGORAPTOR MADE AWESOME FLASHES AND HE'S KOOL I'LL DO IT TOOOOOO. Do not ever make an awesome flash.

And don't make parodies either.


Take your time with it. Once you get one or two successes then anything you make will get alot of attention.

Hope this helps, I look forward to seeing some of your work on the front page.

Good Luck.
Response to: Godzilla Monstro Insects Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

Which one of these would you be scared of the most if the were the size of a two-story house?!

None. That's the reason noone made a movie about them.

Response to: NG News at 6 Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

Be more specific if you wanna be rude :)

Ug. I meant more what Styze was saying.

Response to: Acid?? Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

Today I am very angry. Could that be because of the acid? I have no reason to be angry at all. Usually I am very happy.

Teen angst.

Response to: NG News at 6 Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

I'm 23 :P

Jesus Christ. Read the news online sometimes why don't you.

Response to: My Chickens are going to be killed Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

Can someone tell me what to do?

Eat them.

Response to: Who Has/Is going to warped? Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

It was fucking ill...

Uggggggggggggggggggg.

Response to: ive got writers block please help!! Posted August 10th, 2008 in General

i really need your help people

Don't make another.