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Topic: BorderLands Club.

Posted: 11/22/09 02:21 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I had the Eridian Cannon and blaster, I gave them both away to other players because;

1. Their slow.

2. Its 1 or 2 shots then you have to wait

3. Their not all that strong, It took me 3 hits to kill a bandit goon when my shotgun kills them in one.


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Topic: Write a letter to past-you.

Posted: 11/21/09 07:56 PM

Forum: General

Dear me.

FOR GODS SAKE DON'TTAKE THE RED PILL

Sincerely, Me.


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Topic: Help me pick out my DJ name!

Posted: 11/21/09 07:49 PM

Forum: General

Timothy.


4.

Shouting

Topic: 11 year old mother

Posted: 11/21/09 07:48 PM

Forum: General

So she didnt know what was happening at the deliverly?

So she was like:

"OMG HOLY SHIT THERES A MONSTER COMING OUT OF MY VAGINA, HELP, HELP!"


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Topic: Martin Luther sucks!

Posted: 11/21/09 07:11 AM

Forum: General

At 11/21/09 06:55 AM, ThePretenders wrote: His views were the most subversive of the 2nd millennium. Do you agree that he sucks ass?

Hopefully, he's burning in hell with Adolf Hitler.

They see me trollin'


6.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Mario Sucks!!!

Posted: 11/20/09 07:47 PM

Forum: Video Games

YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

n

Mario Sucks!!!


7.

Happy

Topic: I'm an asshole.

Posted: 11/20/09 01:18 PM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 01:15 PM, CommonAsshole wrote: No faults? How about that you probably love to see babysitters getting stabbed with large sewing needles by gay presidential candidates.

If by babysitter you mean your old skanky mother, And by needles you mean my 12 inch dick.

That's fuckin sick.

I know, She is a little old, But just put a paper bag on that shit.

And I'm a common ASSHOLE.

No you're just a retard.

How does it feel to be so far below me that you couldn't read "suck it bitch" if I wrote it on the bottom of my shoe?

How does it feel to know you're so insignificant you have to try and harrass people online?


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Topic: I'm an asshole.

Posted: 11/20/09 01:10 PM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 01:07 PM, CommonAsshole wrote: You know it's going to happen because nobody loves you and you are the rare survivor of an abortion.

Love the biggest asshole you'll ever meet. Or I'll find you.

Says the common idiot on general trying to look hard on the internet, Sad, And i mean you can't really make fun of me, I have no real faults, But you... i mean... Just look at you.

Just stop trying so hard.


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Topic: Aahahaha anon /b tard got fucked

Posted: 11/20/09 05:42 AM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 04:05 AM, HiniberusDelius wrote: Well seems like anon doesn't always get away with it's shit hahaha

Its not like he got caught, i mean, He turned himself in.


10.

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Topic: General Forum IQ test.

Posted: 11/19/09 07:14 PM

Forum: General

At 11/19/09 07:06 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote:
At 11/19/09 07:01 PM, The-Condor wrote:
Exactly why i, and everyone, goes there?
If you actually believe that, you need to go ahead and do a survey yourself.

Okay, Fine, Its why I go there.

When will you be publishing this?

Il get to it when i get to it, Im busy now...

Mr.5326...

11.

Angry

Topic: How do i get a picture ng account

Posted: 11/19/09 07:03 PM

Forum: General

At 11/19/09 07:02 PM, ZX wrote: hit it w/ brick or kill her with cokaine

Shut up.


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Topic: General Forum IQ test.

Posted: 11/19/09 07:01 PM

Forum: General

At 11/19/09 06:59 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote

Every once in a while you find a few good laughs and a nice pair of tits.

Exactly why i, and everyone, goes there?

Go ahead and add me to your list. # 5326 sounds sexy.

Sure thing!


13.

Resigned

Topic: General Forum IQ test.

Posted: 11/19/09 06:56 PM

Forum: General

So liking/going to /b/ = retarded?

Okay there, oppressive idiot #5325

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Topic: +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++

Posted: 11/19/09 06:46 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 11/19/09 06:30 PM, killerchai wrote: Dont need to be mean im kinda sad that ive tried like 5 times and nver got into this so i gave up lol

Patience, Maybe some grammar lessons and actually patching up the holes in your plan would help.

heres this link for a zombie storay AND i thikn this might help alot Tree fprtress idea i ok except for the burning down earthquake and other natrual disaters and storms would mess it up.

*story, And Natural Disasters are not counted, atleast by me, Because they are so rare.

(DO NOT REPLY TO ME IM RARELY ON NG ANYMORE)

Sure thing.


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Topic: i got kised by my gf!!!

Posted: 11/19/09 06:40 PM

Forum: General

At 11/19/09 06:37 PM, ZX wrote
HE TOOK MY XBOX AND HIT IT WITH COKAINE. IM SICK THIS SHIT

What the fuck is cokain? Is it anything like cocaine? I would'nt think so.


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Topic: i got kised by my gf!!!

Posted: 11/19/09 06:31 PM

Forum: General

At 11/19/09 06:29 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote:

Fighting? Read his thread about it, He SLAPPED HIM, OMG then he THREW THE CONTROLLER AT HIM, OMG!!!!1

fighting my ass.

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Topic: +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++

Posted: 11/19/09 06:05 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I should probably actually review this plan fully, Here goes nothing.

At 11/1/09 08:17 PM, Exige2009 wrote: STATS

Age/gender - 25 / Male

Height/weight - 5'10 / 175lbs

You short fat bastard, age is good.

Build - Average build

Average... Right...

Primary shelter - My Home

A little more detail perhaps?

Location/town size or population density - at residence: Victorville, ca. 100,000+ pop / Urban

Ouch, Lots of zeds very quickly.

Nearby cities - Ontario, Rancho, Barstow, Las Vegas,

Your going to get a heavy influx fast.

ABILITIES: Military background, Electronics/Computer Engineer, Sailing experiance, Qualified expert and sharpshooter for Carbine, M-209(SAW), M-240B, M-205, AT4, and Pistol type weapons

Very good, Mr.Sniper

CLOTHING: My old Military ACUs (trousers with accompying pockets, under-shirt, Blouse with accompying pockets, PC Cap, and combat boots)

Good clothing for a hostile environment like this, Although i would get some running shoes or something of the like, You need to be as fast as possible, And from my experiance running in boots is slow and clunky.

EQUIPMENT: Camelback/Backpack combo, Springfield XD9 pistol w/ 3 clips, 200 rounds of 9mm, Mossin Nagant Rifle w/ scope and Bayonette, 500 rounds of 7.62mm, 30" double-sided sword (sharpened of course), 6" boot-knife, 10" Combat kinfe, and a pair of workman gloves

Fuck the melee weapons, they wont help you, Good guns though. Saw your food supplies, Its okay for a start but you need a way to get more.

STARTING OUT: Obviously starting out from the house. My goal would be to supply myself with above listed equipment as fast as possible and head towards my Sailboat in San Diego. San Diego is a total of 123 miles from my residence which leaves ETA at around 2hrs driving time at 60mph

2 hours, Pfft, More like a month, Driving will be impossible, Dangerous, and such a long distance? Not a good idea, Id stay in the house.

plan a route that will quickly get me to the boat dock, whilst avoiding zombie encounters at all cost.

Don't like that at all, It results in instant death if you go a mile outside your house.

DAY TO DAY LIVING: I would live each day in the shadows as much as possible, jumping from supply point, to supply point as timing, and conditions would permit. I estimate a total travel time to the boat would be at least a month and a half.

You die the first day, Don't leave the house.

*GUNS WOULD BE USED ONLY FOR EMERGENCY SITUATIONS ONLY

Guns are your only option here, if you try and take on a hoard of ZSC Zeds with that dildo you call a knife you would drop dead before the brain sucking bastards could get to you.

SUPPLY ACQUISITION: Looting, stealing, and using acutal military survival skills to make substance of almost anything

Boy, Descripion galore!

LONG TERM: The long term goal would be to reach the boat, and set sail to open ocean. The boat is self-sustainable. I have water-suits, spears, and fishing rods on-board. It's a sailboat, so there wouldn't be any need for gas.

Scurvy

I have sleepin areas, kitchen, and bathroom (although I would obviously piss over the boat). For fresh water, I would use filtration methods used from survival skills (morning dew from sails, layered dirt and coal to filter sea-water, boiling method, and filtration system on boat). I could live out the remainder of life of the boat and would only have to worry about the isolation effects on my personality.

Ands the complete lack of veggies

FINAL WORDS: The goal is to survive. So obviously, if situations happen to present themselve making the trip impossible, or another 'long term' shelter is found that outweighs the boat option, than I would definately make those plausible decisions. I would like to think that I was smart enough to make it to the boat before the outbreak reached stage 4. :D

0% survival
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GPO: You get your awesome sauce ecuipment and shit then you venture out of your home and get tackled by a zed and eaten.


18.

Angry

Topic: The Pomegranate Phone.

Posted: 11/18/09 06:52 PM

Forum: General

At 11/18/09 06:51 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: I look kind of cool

Its all about you isn't it?


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Topic: Worst Computer Virus You've Had

Posted: 11/18/09 06:00 PM

Forum: General

I had one called "Malware Doctor"

It Downloaded other viruses, Promising it was anti-virus

It literally SQUEALED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING PIG every second.

It also disabled safe mode and Task Manager.

But i formatted my comp, I win!

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Topic: Have Any Of You Got The H1n1 Shot?

Posted: 11/18/09 05:35 PM

Forum: General

Yeah, I did, And the bitch hit the muscle and pulled out crooked. Fucking hurt.

then i got the flu.

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Topic: BorderLands Club.

Posted: 11/18/09 06:41 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Currently a level 47 Hunter, I picked up a Revolver that does 587 Damage, Unlimited ammo, and has a weird blade thing, It also has the most kick-ass reload speed EVAR.\

Also, Eridian weapons = shit, especially the cannons.


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Topic: My opinion on Weed

Posted: 11/17/09 04:23 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/09 04:13 PM, hateyou1 wrote: You people are missing the whole fucking point! The last thing we need are useless people smoking all the time and not doing anything productive.

Because all smokers are unemployed and dumb, You're fucking stupid.

I know it's not up to any of us to decide, but due to the fact that Obama giving us free health care,

Because healthcare = weed smokers.

Get off the fucking internet.

then eventually our economy will end up like Europes, and the government will be giving us free shit and giving us fucking money, which will then hurt our economy even more because of majority of unemployed people.

YOU'RE RIGHT, LET THE POOR DIE! I LIKE YOUR THINKING... Idiot. And Somehow Economy = Weed?

Also, I'm not sticking up for any tobaco either. In fact, I think they should outlaw cigarettes because it's soo damn addictive and gives a lot of people lung cancer.

Then it would be you own fucking fault if you smoked that much.

Also, alcahol isn't addictive, it's only when people drink it too much.

It gives people liver cancer, AND its addictive... And i don't think you really get it, Having too much alcohol = addicted Fuck, Too much of anything = addicted

It's like saying that kool-aid is addictive because some kid couldn't stop drinking it and blew his fucking balls off with exploding kool-aid coming out.

...What

Also, it may not be addictive by chemicals, but the reason on why you would smoke the plant. So in other words, would you smoke something if it did absolutely nothing for you and breath in smoke that your body doesn't need?

Doesnt do anything? It gets you high retard. You have no idea what you're talking about.

My point is that we should teach our people to be more productive and to not be soo damn lazy. Only then would our economy improve.

Weed =/= Lazy, You idiot.


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Topic: My opinion on Weed

Posted: 11/17/09 04:11 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/09 04:02 PM, hateyou1 wrote:
At 11/16/09 10:16 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 11/16/09 10:13 PM, hateyou1 wrote: (Xbox LAN parties).
You haven't experienced lifeuntil you've had a PC LAN party.

Grow some fucking testicles and play some Crysis.
Sorry, but Halo is a million times better than Crysis.

Halo is overhyped and shitty, But lets not get off topic... Even if its one of the shittiest games ever.


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Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 11/15/09 07:09 AM

Forum: General

At 11/15/09 06:50 AM, DannyJay wrote: sound effects attack.

Oh boy, im in that picture!

At 11/15/09 06:59 AM, robin1232 wrote: too much racist humor...

There is never enough racist humor.


25.

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Topic: Keeping a kid - Selfish?

Posted: 11/12/09 03:36 PM

Forum: General

At 4/18/09 05:15 PM, Nakoruru wrote: HE'S underage. SHE can be arrested for rape. Or at least dragged through court enough where she'll learn her lesson and keep her crap to herself. Trying to trap a guy, an underage guy no less, with a kid is disgusting.

They both wanted it, Its not rape retard.

But it is pedophilia.


26.

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Topic: You're walking in a forest...

Posted: 11/11/09 06:01 PM

Forum: General

"Oh Mr. Frodo!!"

Wait, Shit...

27.

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Topic: NG Girls

Posted: 11/11/09 05:57 PM

Forum: General

At 11/11/09 05:53 PM, Piss wrote: Anyone notice how all of Twilights topics concern newgrounds.com pop culture and are all hastily written, rarely providing any important details?

Yes i have noticed that Twilight's threads are shit.

But he gets away with it, because hes twilight.

28.

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Topic: How often do you eat out?

Posted: 11/11/09 05:43 PM

Forum: General

I clicked this thinking about oral sex.


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Topic: attn: Rappers

Posted: 11/11/09 05:34 PM

Forum: General

Errm, Yo dawg, I can umm... Rap n' stuff.

Wurd up

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Topic: Who cares about Modern Warfare 2

Posted: 11/11/09 05:16 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/11/09 04:51 PM, huntarus wrote: Many games are overrated, and MW2 is no exception.

You mean CoD 6?

DOHOHOHOHO

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