I like slender girls, with long, straight or wavy hair. Someone who's funny, not too ditzy, and intelligent.

s. What costumes seemed to be most popular at your school. There seemed to be an abundance of strippers at mine.

I wanted to dress up like something out of the 80s. What would this entail? Lots of hair gel and maybe some sunglasses?

George Thorogood says yes, you should drink alone.

I swear, if no one gets that...

Uh, you guys so sure it's a lamp?

In fairness, if those Chinese girls were under 16 (they sure looked it to me, and there are supposedly documents which prove it), they would be a little more flexible, and thus have an unfair advantage at a sport like gymnastics. Thus the complaining.

I like this article better, personally.

That one has a pic!

Yeah, English accents, followed closely by southern accents do it for me.

For the most part, I find myself rather unattractive. Every once in a while, I get to thinking I'm pretty average, or even above average, but this never lasts.

Ten nerds living in a house together. After competing in several video game related competitions, the winner gets one night with a hot girl.

That's probably been done before, hasn't it?

He said he woke up screaming.

At 8/10/08 04:30 PM, NickDaPwner wrote: why would you want to know about some guy's wet dreams?

He started off by saying that he had a bad dream last night, and that I need to stop talking about her to him so much. I had no idea it was gonna go where it went.

Okay first of all, this is not a nightmare this is more of a 'wet dream' your friend is horny,

Nightmare was his word for it.

Like I said, he called it a nightmare, implying that he's not attracted to her.

That's what he wants me to believe, anyways.

that he had last night. Well, actually, he called it a nightmare, but that's not important. So he's in this room full of people. All of sudden, the lights go out, making it nearly pitch dark. in the ensuing chaos, he bumps into a girl...who proceeds to give him a handjob, just like that. It wasn't until after she was finished that he realized the girl was actually this girl who I like.

I'm not sure what to make of this. And why can't I have dreams like this?

At 8/8/08 12:25 AM, 97Flight wrote: You trimmed the upper beard.

There's a beard on your neck.

You have a neck beard.

No, the "upper beard" isn't shaven. It simply hasn't grown, out side of a little fuzz on the chin.

Would it be acceptable to keep the sideburns?

For reference, this is me, clean shaven, about a year ago.

I look 12, don't I?

Hmm?

There's this girl I like, you see. But I'm completely incapable of masturbating to her. I don't have any problem choking the chicken to other girls I know, (and like less) but not her. Is this odd?

You're 14. You don't need a girlfriend. And you won't for some time, to be honest. "Relationships" in high school are, for the most part, pointless. It should be about liking the girl herself, not wanting a girlfriend.

At 8/6/08 03:23 PM, Little-Rena wrote: I think waiting for a package to come that you have to collect at your door is much worse than missing a phone call. I mean if you miss the postman delivering it, you either have to wait till the date said on the card they put through or go and collect it at the post office.

Ah, you raise an interesting point. I especially hate when I'm waiting for something to come in the mail, and then it doesn't come on Saturday, because you know you now have to wait until Monday.

waiting for the phone to ring? Ugh, I called someone a couple hours ago and got the answering machine. So now I'm looking at the phone every 5 minutes to make sure I didn't manage to miss a call with it sitting a foot away. The waiting is killing me?
:Yes, I'm well aware that there are many more serious things which are, in actuality, much worse. But I'm talking reasonable situations here.

Let's see here...the Red Sox winning the World Series is probably 1 and 1a...uh, that girl giving me her number has to be up there...That's all I've got right now.

For me, it's not so much "girls who are attracted to me," as it is "girls who aren't disgusted by me." Which is usually the less popular (but not necessarily ugly) girls.

If we're talking on the cheek, then my first kiss came in 1st grade. This was back when girls were still yucky and had cooties, so I had nightmares for years about it. If you mean on the lips...it hasn't happened yet.

Might I point that it's highly likely they simply edited all the people who got the asnwers right out of these questions?

At 7/31/08 07:46 PM, Benjovi wrote:

At 7/31/08 07:43 PM, Complete wrote: Anyone who actually believes that propaganda is actually pretty stupid themselves.

Well, do you know what the currency of Sweden is?

Why the hell do I need to know what the currency of Sweden is?

At 7/31/08 10:25 AM, Powdar wrote: She will also have many other guys at the other school,

It's an all-girls' school.

At 7/31/08 09:59 AM, andycastaneda wrote: does she look like this?

Uh, no. Maybe I am being over dramatic here.