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Author Search Results: 'the-blind-bandit'

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1.

Angry

Topic: The worlds most annoying fan boy.

Posted: 10/12/07 03:10 PM

Forum: General

I have met the worlds worst fanboy, his name his ben.Not only is he whiny,stupid, and immature, he shits himself about once each week in class. He is a fanboy of the following things.

1.Adventure quest, he screams at the teacher til he tellls him he can play, and thats all he does all day.
he never shuts up about what hes doing in the game, and thorws tantrums when he losses a battle.
2.kingdom hearts. no comment...
3.runscape. no, we dont want to hear about your level 5 mage, ben.
5.final fantasy. now i love final fantasy, but i dont talk about it none stop to people who are trying to learn, and i dont throw things at people when they dont want to hear it.
6.Fairly oddparents. he never stops singing the theme song, and no hes no good at singing.
7.sonic. He has a disc of sonic game footage that he burned, and thinks its his "work" buring files to a disc is not an art form.
8.Mario.
9.nintendo ds. He screams and whines till he is told he can play, one time, last week he stole a game from my freind and refused to return, my freinds name was written right on it, Ben broke it in half when the teacher told him to give it back.
10.wii. This happend just today, ben has been bitching all mounth that his parents woundt buy him a wii. (he got playstation 3 for his birthday, just last mounth, and like 5 games.) our teacher, being the awesome guy that he is, brought his own wii for the class today, and it was really nice of him. When ben didnt get his turn first, he broke one of the wii remotes (we had 2) and spent the rest of the day playing his DS. Our teacher is too nice for his own good, hes not even making ben pay for the controller. and yes everyone is very mad at him.

All these things combined with the facts that he, 1.has the most retarded laugh 2.he is ungrateful and navie. and is always asking girls to show him there vaginas, There reactions are quite funny,

and on top of all that, never once does he ever get in trouble.

any advice on how to deal with this jackss?


2.

None

Topic: Strangest place to have sex?

Posted: 07/21/07 11:04 PM

Forum: General

at the bottom of a missle silo, ten minutes before it launced.


3.

Mad as Hell

Topic: I just experienced Karma

Posted: 07/21/07 06:42 PM

Forum: General

thy cosmos hath taken vengence on your wicked soul!


4.

None

Topic: Post-Redesign Notes

Posted: 07/18/07 05:56 PM

Forum: NG News

the new levels and icons are nice, all the new profile add ons, and of course the hobo tribe thats moved into the audio portal.


5.

Angry

Topic: Level Icon Showcase?

Posted: 07/18/07 12:17 AM

Forum: General

At 7/17/07 11:57 PM, FlameAlchemist wrote: Dude, when I hit level 44 I'm staying there. Forever. FOREVER

you would die before forever came to pass. well i suppose forever can measured in your own lifespan,


6.

None

Topic: Im getting a puppie tomorow!!!

Posted: 07/18/07 12:04 AM

Forum: General

teach him to hunt dragons for you


7.

Questioning

Topic: Medieval 2: Total War

Posted: 07/05/07 12:06 AM

Forum: General

can anyone help out here? i have got a problem with the seige battles, whenever i try to order a catapult or cannon to fire at a buliding, it wont let me. it just tells that the selelcted unit cant attack bulidngs. is this a glich or what?


8.

None

Topic: Would you DIE for your parents ?

Posted: 06/06/07 07:06 PM

Forum: General

no...i would not... theres no one i would really die for...


9.

None

Topic: Wait...Pokemon is cool?

Posted: 05/28/07 08:16 PM

Forum: General

how are they " immature nerds" for liking something


10.

None

Topic: Any Christian members here?

Posted: 05/18/07 04:03 PM

Forum: General

At 5/18/07 02:17 PM, 36Holla wrote: We're all raging homosexual athiests here.

i am an absudist myself.


11.

None

Topic: Should we wear what we want to?

Posted: 05/06/07 12:18 PM

Forum: General

well you can, you just have to accpet the added social stigma.


12.

None

Topic: The Romans

Posted: 05/04/07 05:42 PM

Forum: General


13.

None

Topic: Heres a good laugh...

Posted: 05/03/07 04:24 PM

Forum: General

At 1/20/07 01:20 PM, FlamePip wrote: Take any famous movie, and replace one of the words with "penis"

How To Lose A Penis In 10 Days

Harry Potter and the Penis of Secrets

and, I'm sure you've got the idea

Try it, it's good fun.

explan how thats funny.


14.

None

Topic: The terrorists have taken over!!!

Posted: 05/03/07 04:11 PM

Forum: General

what does arabic has to do with terrorists?


15.

None

Topic: Call of Duty 4 >:(

Posted: 05/03/07 04:04 PM

Forum: General

they should really do one based on the first world war.


16.

None

Topic: boys

Posted: 05/02/07 05:08 PM

Forum: General

what about us gals?


17.

None

Topic: Give me the most random character..

Posted: 05/01/07 09:29 PM

Forum: General

At 5/1/07 09:21 PM, wonderland-hatter wrote:
At 5/1/07 09:19 PM, the-blind-bandit wrote: a dark skiined man named johhny hotcakes who wiggles eats onitment and trys to steal the suns power!
the new salad fingers!

you like him? my god thank you...


18.

None

Topic: Give me the most random character..

Posted: 05/01/07 09:19 PM

Forum: General

a dark skiined man named johhny hotcakes who wiggles eats onitment and trys to steal the suns power!


19.

None

Topic: What is it with anime?

Posted: 04/30/07 06:37 PM

Forum: General

At 4/30/07 06:13 PM, TurboSean wrote: It sucks, doesn't it? It's so unoriginal now, not to mention how horrible the animation is and how crappy the art is.

Only fags watch anime.

only fags belittle others becuase they like something.


20.

None

Topic: Off to Iraq..

Posted: 04/29/07 03:31 PM

Forum: General

didnt know they accepted 17 year olds...


21.

None

Topic: Weird Kids at School

Posted: 04/24/07 07:55 PM

Forum: General

At 4/24/07 06:43 PM, davidofmk771 wrote: If there is one,be nice.I would go "Hey heres a snickers go on and eat it" then talk about his intrest.Cus when he snaps,he will see me when he is shooting the school and will say "Thanks for the candy bar."He will walk off and kill some other people.

1.dane cook said it first.
2. just because someones weird doesnt mean there a killer.
3. no one justs "snap" and even if they dosent mean they kill.
4.learn to accpet peoples diffrences, rescpect them as well.


22.

None

Topic: Avatar the last Air Bender

Posted: 04/24/07 06:18 PM

Forum: General

At 4/9/07 03:14 AM, DeroDude wrote: Some one help me, i can't find book 3 of Avatar the TV show. The episodes where he learns fire bending can anoyone help me?

it hasnt begun yet. and dont look for a release date, i have tryed, mike and brian dont even know yet.


23.

None

Topic: The Fma Club

Posted: 04/24/07 05:44 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 3/17/07 10:23 PM, dan00012 wrote: lets have a vote if u think the saddest moment in full metal alchemists is when they have to kill there humunculous mothe say 1 if u dont think thats the sadest say 2

greeds death was sadder for me. martels too.


24.

None

Topic: The Fma Club

Posted: 04/24/07 05:31 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Alias: the-blind-bandit
Age:19
Favorite Character; scar,greed hohenheim.
Alchemy: not an alchemistw


25.

None

Topic: School fittness tests

Posted: 04/22/07 10:24 PM

Forum: General

At 4/20/07 09:43 PM, HooglyBoogly wrote:
Shut up and do it. It is people like you who are worthless to society. Lazy fatass.

why? because he has his own opintion? just because he dosent like it?


26.

Happy

Topic: Rename "America"

Posted: 04/20/07 04:30 PM

Forum: General

ishbal


27.

None

Topic: Degrassi

Posted: 04/19/07 08:53 PM

Forum: General

At 3/31/07 09:35 PM, Gendo wrote: Oldschool Degrassi ftw.

Screw this "Next Generation" crap.

when you look a itt, the next generation is just the same plots as the old, just diffrent actors.


28.

None

Topic: whatwouldyoudoifyouwereinvisible?:O

Posted: 04/18/07 06:24 PM

Forum: General

At 4/18/07 06:02 PM, Jamie wrote: I'd go up to people and sing the Fresh Prince theme song.

god i want that to happen to me...


29.

None

Topic: Bullies

Posted: 04/18/07 06:23 PM

Forum: General

At 4/18/07 06:20 PM, Link69 wrote:
At 4/18/07 06:17 PM, the-blind-bandit wrote: well first i think you need to explain this "NRAP" your so afraid and what it details.
NRAP is the worst place you could go besids jail ask Tactics1337 for more info cuz i dont really feel like explaning it

well if you really want help you should....and what country are you in if you dont mind?


30.

None

Topic: Bullies

Posted: 04/18/07 06:17 PM

Forum: General

well first i think you need to explain this "NRAP" your so afraid and what it details.


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