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Response to: When will we run out? Posted May 22nd, 2004 in General

At 5/22/04 03:29 PM, Tremour wrote: The BBS ran out of topics years ago. If anyone actually comes up with anything funny and original, it usually gets locked. You could accumulate over 2000 posts in this forum by using the same ten replies over and over again.

Yeah, I know... I just ran out of topics to start...

When will we run out? Posted May 22nd, 2004 in General

There have been tens of thousands of topics and posts on the BBS. Do you think people will ever run out of new topics?

Response to: Weird,Funny or scary pictures Posted May 22nd, 2004 in General

This is me in the mornings.

Response to: Rate My Site! Posted May 22nd, 2004 in General

That's a pretty bad website for a .com. It's an alright website, but you shouldn't pay money for it.

Response to: Countdown! Posted May 22nd, 2004 in General

71. You throw a party when you notice your topic on a forum is on the first page when a few minutes before it was on the fourth.

But seriously, it was just on like the fourth page and now it just appeared on the first...

Response to: Pre-made Signature Pics Posted May 22nd, 2004 in General

I can't put the same motto as mine on yours, so I just put The Matrix has you.

Pre-made Signature Pics

Response to: Pre-made Signature Pics Posted May 22nd, 2004 in General

I need a motto for it though, and I can only change the colors to green and white.

Response to: budweiser Posted May 22nd, 2004 in General

I use to have a shirt that had the three budweiser frogs on it saying
"Butt-Wipe-Er"

Pre-made Signature Pics Posted May 22nd, 2004 in General

Yes, another signature topic.
This is the only one I have so far. If you want to change the font colors or sizes or anything, tell me and I'll do what I can. I'll have more soon.

Pre-made Signature Pics

Response to: Countdown! Posted May 22nd, 2004 in General

75. You know the background color of Newgrounds BBS by heart (2D2D2D)

Response to: A very english post. Posted May 22nd, 2004 in General

This damn topic is one of the worst I've seen on the BBS. How the hell did it get so fucking long???

Response to: If you could choose how you die... Posted May 22nd, 2004 in General

How would I die?
Well, I would spend most of my kids' college money on a bad ass car, borrow money from all my friends, spend all of the money on what I've always wanted to do, then ram my bad ass car into a metal wall hard enouh to kill me. My funeral would kick ass though. I'd have someone tie a bunch of strings to my dead body, then at the funeral they would pick up the strings so it would look like I was floating.

Actually, I'll just poison myself when I'm too old to do anything and die in my sleep.

Response to: What's You Favorite Yo Mama Joke? Posted May 22nd, 2004 in General

'Yo mama' so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

'Yo mama' so fat, she eats 'Wheat Thicks' instead.

'Yo mama' so fat, she tripped over 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

'Yo mama' so fat, she walked outside with a red shirt on and everyone yelled "Cool-Aid!"

'Yo mama' so fat, her waist size is larger than her IQ.

'Yo mama' so fat, the weather channel has to assign names to her farts.

Response to: Female NG users Posted May 21st, 2004 in General

You can never tell in this sick place we call 'The Internet'.

Response to: What is better? Macs or windows? Posted May 21st, 2004 in General

Well, Macs are much much better than Windows in many ways, but most shit is for Windows. I got an iMac when it first came out, about 8 years ago, and had it for about 7 years. That was version 8.1, and I still think it was as good if not better then Windows XP, which I've been using for about a year now. Do the math. My 7 year old iMac was as good if not better than my 1 year old Windows XP. But, of corse a lot of people are going to say, "macs r gay windws rok ur gay," because there are a lot of dumbasses out there...

You know what I have to say to them?

What is better? Macs or windows?

Response to: Rate My Site! Posted May 21st, 2004 in General

I'm really sick of that template. If you want, I could make you a layout. Check out mine. Yes, that was made with Freewebs. Amazing, isn't it?
Not really...

Response to: Kill Bill 1 or 2 , which is better Posted May 21st, 2004 in General

Well, they both kicked ass in their own ways. Volume 1 had more violence and there were a lot of unexplained things. Volume 2, however, had less violence and explained everything and put it all together. It really depends on what kind of movies you like.

Response to: Rate My Site! Posted May 20th, 2004 in General

I use Freewebs too.

Countdown! Posted May 20th, 2004 in General

List ways you're addicted to the computer, starting at 100, going down to 0.

100. When you're drawing something in real life, and you mess up, you move your hand back and try to press Ctrl + Z to undo it.

99. You've never met your wife in real life, just through IM.

98. You don't finish your assignments in school just so you can type it on your computer at home instead and turn it in late.

97. When you're talking to someone, and you have to go do something, you say, "B-R-B."

Response to: What's You Favorite Yo Mama Joke? Posted May 20th, 2004 in General

'Yo mama' so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said 'To be continued...'

'Yo mama' so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said 'One at a time, please.'

'Yo mama' so fat, she walked out of Wal-Mart, tripped over K-Mart and landed on Target.

Response to: The Most Embarrassing... Posted May 20th, 2004 in General

Probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me was in the second or third grade. I was in the middle of class, everyone was working, and it was really quiet, when I felt a sneeze come on. (By the way, before this I had absolutely no gas in me) Then, I sneezed harder than hell, which was so hard, it forced an extremely loud fart out of me. Everyone was cracking up for the next 5 minutes, even the teacher...

My ass was sore for the rest of the day...

Response to: Punk-o-matic 2 : LOGO CONTEST ! :D Posted May 20th, 2004 in General

I'm not a huge fan of the Punk-o-Matic, but I made this anyway.

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DAMN IT!!

Punk-o-matic 2 : LOGO CONTEST ! :D

Response to: Creepy bugs in YOUR house? Posted May 20th, 2004 in General

God damn... If we think they're creepy, imagine what they think of us...

Well, once I walked in my bathroom, and there was a huge tarantula on the floor. We kept it in a jar for a few days, and eventually let it go in our front yard...

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted May 19th, 2004 in Where is / How to?

How the hell did this topic get so damn long???

Response to: check out my rad sig! Posted May 19th, 2004 in General

Mine kicks ass...

Response to: Voting? Posted May 18th, 2004 in General

Well, apperantly, the new voting system only seems to work for some people. That means that most likely it only works for some browsers. It probably only works for Internet Explorer.

I'm sure they did this so bots can't keep voting the same thing over and over because they don't know the code.

Response to: What is the best PC game!? Posted May 18th, 2004 in General

1. Starcraft -- A classic.
2. Diablo I, II, II+

Response to: Who has the best signature? Posted May 17th, 2004 in General

That's true, most 'Sig' topics get a lot of attention, and most idiots do say "mine kik ass urs s stoopidd!!!!!!!!" But what the hell?

Response to: Who has the best signature? Posted May 17th, 2004 in General

No, that's not how I 'Sign my post,' I was saying that to indicate that my signature kicks ass!

Who has the best signature? Posted May 17th, 2004 in General

I was bored, so I decided to have a signature contest. If you think you have a great signature picture, or text, post on here.

\\// Hells yeah!