5,922 Forum Posts by "That-Is-Bull"
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Mine. It kicks effing aye.
Listen to the whole thing, the ending is cool.
At 6/1/04 02:19 PM, Thman wrote: lasagne
Lasagna?? What, are you crazy?!? Lasagna kicks ass!
Monkey Brains. People actually eat monkey brains. That's pretty fucked up...
I was going crazy. I eventually just started updating my site, checking back every 30 seconds.
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." -Ellen DeGeners
At 6/1/04 12:05 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:At 6/1/04 11:58 AM, That-Is-Bull wrote: Well, shit is valuable because it is hard to find.If I can walk down my street, and find some on the floor, it isn't valuable, fuckwad.
Why is money valuable? It's just some green paper with designs on it.It's not in the UK. It's a promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of £5 or whatever.
And, most metals have better qualities.Like what? When you get married, you fancy a Tungsten Ring?
Hahaha... You know what I mean...
But, I think people crave money so much because of the tiny bit of coke in it.
I actually don't belive in Heaven, Hell, God or Satan. I just wanted to see what the most painful and annoying experience is that people can think of.
At 6/1/04 12:07 PM, _stem_ wrote: "if it weren't for electricity, we'd be watching TV by candle light!"
Hahaha, that's a good one.
I made up two a long time ago, but they suck:
"People always say, 'I'll have to see it to belive it!', but when they actually do see it, they say, 'I can't belive it!'"
"How can you save the best for last when the #1 is the best?"
At 6/1/04 12:01 PM, pieoncar wrote:At 6/1/04 11:29 AM, I wrote: Some quotes that said they were from Steven Wright, but might not be...What's your source on that? I'm almost positive I've read those three from George Carlin.
http://www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html
I'm not completely sure that all of those are from Steven Wright...
Well, shit is valuable because it is hard to find. Why is money valuable? It's just some green paper with designs on it. Gold and all that shit is just another way to measure currency. The harder shit is to find, the more it's worth. And, most metals have better qualities.
What is the definition of Hell to you? What is it like?
I think hell is having to chew up food for your grandparents, then listening to them eat it while they breathe heavily through their nose. Then they would say you didn't chew it enough, and spit it back out and make you chew it more. All of this happening while watching kids in Heaven play with fireworks.
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?"
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
"I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically."
"Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums."
"All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand."
"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up."
/\ One of my favorites.
"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
-Steven Wright
The sound of something squishy falling on the floor. *SQUASH*
At 5/31/04 11:12 PM, _stem_ wrote: it's been done.
funny quote a mod can say. "it's been done."
God damned it. I used the search, and yes, came up with those. Those are all quotes from cartoons like The Simpsons. The last thread for actuall quotes was 5 months ago. Shut the hell up about it already...
Post some funny quotes from famous comedians. One of my favorites is Steven Wright.
"Hard work pays off in the future... Laziness pays off now."
"Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life."
"I almost had a psycic girlfriend once but she left me before we met."
I'll post a lot more tomorrow, but right now I gotta update my site.
Kill him! Listen to what the people say!!!
Just kidding. Well, you could get a password protected screen saver, unless he knows Ctrl+Alt+Delete, like that other person said. Or, when he gets on, you could take something valuable of his, show it to him and threaten to brake it or whatever unless he gets off.
If you don't feel like doing that, just don't eat until you're done on the computer.
I have the same problems with my brother, but he just gets on and talks to my friend from school on AIM, telling them stupid shit...
Thermodynamics of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question:
"Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving?
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
Thus, there are two possibilities:
1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
If we accept the postulate given to me by a young lady during my first year, "It will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you", then number 2 above is not true and so Hell is exothermic.
I don't really belive in Heaven or Hell, nor do I have a religion. I just wanted to post that -- thought it was kind of funny.
At 5/31/04 11:22 AM, InonI wrote: search on www.download.com for audacity or goldwave.
Well, there is NO WAY IN HELL that I'm going to download anything off of Download.com because that website is full of viruses, but I'll take the advice and download Audacity somewhere else if I can. Thanks.
I am currently working on a flash movie. I want music in it, but only a small portion of the song. I have a song by Dimmu Borgir (Progenies Of The Great Apocalypse) but I only want to use the first 27 seconds of the song. The whole song is 5 minutes and 25 seconds long, which would make the movie larger in size, which would be a waste because I'm only using 27 seconds of it.
Is there any way I can put the first 27 seconds of the song in the flash movie without actually having the whole song in it, so it won't take up so much space?
I just wasted my time watching one about 20 minutes ago. I gave it a 0, which kept its score at 0.00, but I didn't get a BLAM point!
At 5/29/04 01:44 PM, gunjak wrote: ..i think was the matrix revolutions was i big let down for many plus me .an other gaint let was alien 3 , how they kill most of the characters in the first scene.it sucks ass!!
I didn't understand a damn word you just said!
But, I looked at the title... I think Jackie Brown was the biggest let down by Quentin Tarantino. It wasn't very bad, but I figured it would be a shitload better...
At 5/31/04 04:56 AM, pieoncar wrote:MSIkicksass's signature is:It's great because it's so racist! </sarcasm>
You know that the world has gone to hell when the tallest basketball player is asian, the best golfer is black,and the leaders of the US are Dick, Bush, and Colin
Heyy... That was my joke! And it goes, "You know the world has ended when the best golfer is black, and the best basketball player is white."
But, I think my signature picture kicks ass.
At 5/30/04 09:17 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:At 5/30/04 09:13 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote:Stating the obvious!That would have sounded a lot better if you were a mod.
LOCK!
Yeah... But, I can only dream... Or lock topics on my forums!
Wait... My forums are only a few days old, and have no posts... Besides my own... I'm horrible...
But, I was trying to get a moderator to lock this topic.
Stating the obvious!
LOCK!
My god... You're a dumbass... It simply makes it bigger, which makes every pixel bigger -- otherwise it couldn't get bigger. That's not really anything new.
Stating the obvious!
LOCK!
At 5/30/04 08:35 PM, vaxx wrote: personally i think quiznos p3nes subways ass, and for those of you dont know (i dont know if quiznos are in Usa or not) quiznos is pretty much subway only but they toast the subs, so what do you guys think?
People, please get better spelling and punctuation...
Anyway, Subway use to be my favorite, but now Quiznos is. Their toasted subs are really good.
I like KoRn better. They are kind of in-between Nu Metal and just Metal. Some of their songs are Nuish...
But, there are tons of different kinds of Metal... Nu-Metal, Metal, Heavy Metal, Hard Metal, Death Metal, Thrash Metal, Thrust Metal, Black Metal, and a lot more I can't think of right now...
Can't we all just... Get along?... I say we just call them all Metal.
Wait a second... I already posted on this thread!
Post some 'You might be a redneck' jokes. If you haven't heard them before, don't post anything. And please don't post the same ones that Jeff Foxworthy, I think, said. Can't remember who is was...
Here's mine:
If you made a gardening hose out of the bottom of a pooper scooper, you might be a redneck.
I would say Britney Spears, but she's 50% fake...
I say KoRn is better. I also like Pantera...
At 5/28/04 05:20 PM, -DeathVirus- wrote:At 5/26/04 12:00 AM, XXXdeadracoonXXX wrote: Blah blah blah...it is what the cock crew use.
That was a bad typo...
At 5/28/04 01:57 PM, -YANNI- wrote: but if black people call us names, why cant we call them n**** or any of the shit they call us?
Don't say the 'N-word' on the BBS. It's against the rules.
As for racism, I agree. Black people constantly call white people racist shit and no one cares, but if a white person calls a black person anything racist at all, all hell brakes loose. Just so you know, this forum is most likely gonna be locked for using the 'N-word'.
