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At 6/3/04 03:07 PM, MamaTequila wrote: RoadApples.com- serving up horseshit since....whenever...

Umm... Yeah... I'm gonna have to... Go ahead... And, umm... Pass... On that one...

Please, anyone??

The Test

There were three guys trapped on an island. They were captured by a group of hungry cannibals. The cannibals said, "We won't eat you if you can pass this test. First, you need to gather ten fruits of any kind." The first guy came back with 10 apples. The cannibals said, "Good. Now you have to shove them all up your ass without making a reaction." He began shoving them up his ass, but on the second one, he let out a huge scream of pain, then he was eaten up. The second guy came back with 10 cherrys. The cannibals told him the same. He started doing it, one by one. But, on the 8th one, he busted up laughing, and they ate him. The first two guys met in heaven. The first one said, "Why did you start laughing? You almost had it!" The second one responded, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy coming back with 10 pinapples."

At 6/3/04 02:30 PM, ArKoTh666 wrote: Dude. Let it go, You were a 12 year old once

Me? I'm just now past 12. I have never acted as stupid as some of the 12-14 year olds act now. I'm even more mature than some 16 year olds...

Ignore what I just said if you were talking to someone else.

I can't think of a new name for my website. Can someone help me with this? Look at all the shit on the website and try to think of a catchy name that I can make a logo out of. I would like something that makes you think a little, like 'Simply Complex'. Please help me with this.

If you're not going to help me, don't post.

A rabbit and a turtle, called a 'Rabbiturd'! An all white turtle and can run as fast as a rabbit.

I fucking hate that word, but it means 'Power Owned'. Owned is something like 'You got told!'

If you could crossbread two animals, what would they be and how would they be used?

At 6/3/04 01:47 PM, Potski00 wrote: Age isn't a big factor for me. I've seen 11 year olds act mature, and 20 year olds act like kids. Age represents the average psychy of the person reffered to.
It's not how high your age is, it's how you use it (did that make sense?)

Exactly. Look at Michael Jackson!

At 6/3/04 01:17 PM, lord_of_chaos wrote: well dont offend people then , you know there are much bigger noobs than me that only say things like "omfg u suck hahaha"
so don't just say things think first

Damn it, I wasn't trying to offend you. Just shut the hell up already.

At 6/3/04 01:08 PM, lord_of_chaos wrote:

At 6/3/04 01:04 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: Topic: Why do we shower?
Post: 'do i need to believe that u dit not clean yourselfs in 902 days'
Account Name: lord_of_chaos
Age: 13

o yea do you think your cool now or what whats wrong whit asking that

I don't think I'm cool. And there's nothing wrong with asking that. I'm just proving a point. Most of the time, you can tell how young the people are by how they type. Notice you used 'u' and a shitload of typos, and the whole sentence was badly punctuated. You typed like a 13-year-old, therefore I looked at your profile and knew you were 13. I'm 13, too. I'm not trying to be cool.

Topic: Why do we shower?
Post: 'do i need to believe that u dit not clean yourselfs in 902 days'
Account Name: lord_of_chaos
Age: 13

Topic: 'Exp. points.'
Post: 'u vote on movies. In totlat u should get 10 exp a day as long as u vote on 5 movies.'
Account name: gooffy123
Age: 14

Topic: 'can sum 1 good make me a sig'
Post: ' can sum1 plz plz plz make me a sig that has the godsmack symbol in it and if any 1 will be good enough to tell me how to make one'
Signature: 'wat would u do for a klondike bar......would you.......would you kill a man'
Account name: bigjoe1
Age: unspecified
Message from bigjoe1: 'hello if u r readin this 1,000 people r smokin 500 people r havin sex and 1 dumbass is readin this lame shit'
Habitat: in the middle of nowhere
Job: dont have 1

It's pretty obvious...

At 6/3/04 11:30 AM, Simonluvs69 wrote:

At 6/3/04 11:20 AM, That-Is-Bull wrote: Most 13 to 14-year olds are complete idiots, but some aren't.

"Most" isnt even bloody rite! 14 year olds arnt the idiots buddy, its the 12-13 year olds that piss everyone off!

Not quite. I have seen some 14-year-olds that act like idiots. A lot, actually. Keep in mind that I'm saying 'but some aren't.' I'll go find some people like that and show you what I'm talking about.

It's because of the shit they say. I can spot out almost every 13 to 14 year old on the BBS just by how they type. They often say, "ur a dumass i rok." I'm not joking -- Every time I see someone talking like that, I say to myself, "13, 14, some really high number like 90, or unspecified." And, I click their profile, and sure enough it says one of those. I am the only 13-year-old I've ever seen that types normal. Most 13 to 14-year olds are complete idiots, but some aren't.

At 6/2/04 09:11 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: Technically there is also an F6, but there have been no known cases of those so far. The winds in an F6 would exceed 320 miles per hour, and pretty much have about the same damage as an F5 (everything in its path destroyed)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the May 3rd Tornado an F6? I can't really remember...

I live in Edmond, Oklahoma. Oklahoma is almost the very center of Tornado Alley, and Edmond is almost the very center of Oklahoma. I'm lucky though. Where I live, every tornado seems to barely miss us. I've lived here all my life and never encountered a tornado. Some have come really close though.

At 5/31/04 11:00 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote:

At 5/31/04 10:19 PM, SharredPrism wrote: I KNOW YOUR FULL NAME!!!!!111

No you don't. Hardly anyone knows my FULL name. That is the name I go by and my last name but not my full one.

My full name is Mark Daniel Lindsey named after my father Mark Allen Lindsey, just swapped a middle name.

I KNOW YOUR FULL NAME!!!!!111

But seriously, teachers can be complete dumbasses sometimes, can't they?

I just have a pellet gun. But, my parents use to have kick ass guns. I also have a crossbow, and a shapr as hell sword.

"I hate people that hate people." -My brother.
"Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?" -My brother.

Yeah, Vice City has a shitload of glitches and all that, but it still kicks ass. It's not the graphics of the game that matters. It's the gameplay.

Well, first of all you shouldn't have an old account. It's against the rules to make another one. And, you should be asking this in the Where Is/How To? forums.

But yeah, you probably should E-Mail Wade or Tom.

I just got sent one of those damn things through AIM.

a little girl named chelsey Mcaun was killed in 1933, by a homicidal maniac who buried her alive while chanting a satanic chant. "Tomo sama te bilastat" those were the words spoken, and now you have read them... anyone who reads the chant will meet this small child. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling, as you sleep. she will suffacate you as she was suffacated.... unless you send this to at least 20 people before tommorow, so she will leave you be, for your kindness

Those things are so fucking annoying. And, the worst part is that people actually believe them. I don't know if it's just my 13-year-old friends, or everybody, but that's pretty damn pathetic. I want to read the worst one you've ever heard. If you have a conversation that involves someone actually believing those, and saying "plz du t i dun wun u 2 dy!", post it. I want to see just how pathetic the world can be.

At 6/1/04 10:22 PM, Carmilla wrote: The generator doesn't work in Firefox. *sniffle*

Yeah, I know. It doesn't work for Mozilla either. You have to use Internet Explorer. Don't you hate good things on the computer that nothing is compatable for?

I'm such a donkey raping shit eater!!

That-Is-Bull, you mother fucking fat ass shit head!! You should go jump off a cliff and kill yourself for making this damn thread. You piece of shit, you're so fat, your waste size is higher than your IQ!

At 6/1/04 10:06 PM, KrazyKid89 wrote: Worthless= Hmm... How about Intense, Rebel, Supreme, someting that shows you rule...

Nah, that wouldn't quite work. Look at the shit on my website and then try to come up with something that has to do with it. I need something that is a little catchy.

There is a much easier way to do this. Look at other names in other threads and FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF, YOU LLUB-SI-TAHT!!

Go ahead. Give it your best shot. Call me whatever you want. Insult me in any way and the worst way you can. You can use eBaum's World's Random Insult Generator for some ideas. If you are pissed off about something, and just want to cuss the shit out of someone, do it here.

I like my current one, but I need a better one for my website, besides Worthless. If you can, try to make it something that I can make into a good logo that I could put on the bottom of each page or something.

I had another website called Stupid Stuff, and I just used § for it, and for a logo I typed a big §, then wrote tupid on the top and tuff on the bottom. I need something like that if you want to make me one.

You should make a 'Rap Sucks Choose Metal Instead Because It Is Better-O-Matic'.

Or, just a 'Metal-O-Matic'.

Great job with the Punk-O-Matic, by the way.