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Response to: I caught a fucking orly. Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

Wade ain't got shit on this

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Response to: I caught a fucking orly. Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

At 3/15/07 10:37 AM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Is that its real eye color? o__O

Nah, apparently Owls get red-eye with cameras too.

Response to: I caught a fucking orly. Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

At 3/15/07 10:29 AM, Carmilla wrote: Poor thing, being used as bait. I hope she pecks your eyes out in your sleep.

There's a wall, the hen can't be reached. Would you rather her be eaten?

I caught a fucking orly. Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

We have a bunch of guineas and a few chickens but a fucking bobcat has been eating them at night so we set up a trap and put one of our hens in it as bait to catch the fucking bobcat so he'd stop eating them at night

but it didn't work

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Response to: One or Two? Posted March 14th, 2007 in Art

At 3/14/07 11:15 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: erm....so.....whats with the Bitey? Just curious.

Just an example.

One or Two? Posted March 14th, 2007 in Art

Which one's better? It's for this website.

oh and rate that and maybe this if you want

One or Two?

Response to: About to change layout to 1024x768 Posted March 14th, 2007 in Programming

At 3/14/07 03:45 PM, smulse wrote: Have you checked to see what the most common screen res on your site is?

I just started working on the website, so nobody's going there yet. But according to w3schools, about 14% of the web uses 800x600, and I'm sure most of that is school and library computers 'n all that, and I'm sure my website will be blocked at school.

Response to: About to change layout to 1024x768 Posted March 14th, 2007 in Programming

At 3/14/07 02:09 PM, Jessii wrote: If you make it more than 800px wide, I'll hunt you down and make you change it back >:(

k

oh and btw your website has a scrollbar for 800x600 Windows viewers

Top Three Linux Distros Posted March 14th, 2007 in Programming

I'm going to install three Linux distributions so I can have a valid OS discussion.

Which ones are the best and least similar?

Response to: Mac users I need help Posted March 14th, 2007 in Programming

At 3/14/07 11:34 AM, NeillS wrote: And what are good programs you guys like to use?

"All the Fucking Widgets You Can Fit on Twenty Inches" is a good one.

Set the squeeze function to "Exposé - All Windows" btw, it's insanely useful

Apple Menu > About This Mac = specs

Response to: Mac users I need help Posted March 14th, 2007 in Programming

At 3/14/07 10:40 AM, NeillS wrote: Also, the keys are giving me just a little problem, like its not Ctrl + C its Apple + C lol I was like why wont it copy!! And then I was like oh theese keyboards are different.

Apple Menu > System Preferences > Keyboard & Mouse > Modifier Keys

Change the Command key to control and it'll be like normal. I actually like CMD better than Control though because it's not so far from the other keys and you don't have to reach across the keyboard like you do sometimes with Ctrl.

20", 2.33 GHz Duo, 2 GB RAM, upgraded graphics btw

Response to: Mac users I need help Posted March 14th, 2007 in Programming

Depends on what you're going to be using it for. Boot Camp requires you to restart the computer to change operating systems, so if you're going to be switching between them often you should get Parallels. I've got Vista minimized in my Dock through a free trial of Parallels, so far it's worked fine without any bugs or lag.

Just download Boot Camp and a free Parallels trial and decide for yourself.

About to change layout to 1024x768 Posted March 13th, 2007 in Programming

http://www.josephmohmed.com/m360/index.php

I'm going to remake that layout and widen it for 1024x768 people because 800x600 is gay and old and 14% and I can't go a month without remaking my fucking layout.

Since this appears to be the Web Development forum (should be) what should I change/reposition/fuck for the new one?

Response to: Fuck iframe reload parent fuck shit Posted March 13th, 2007 in Programming

Nevermind got it

if($_POST['process'] == "login"){
echo('<body onload="self.parent.location.href = self.parent.location.href + \'?iframe=index.php\';"');
}else{
echo('<body>');
}

Response to: Fuck iframe reload parent fuck shit Posted March 13th, 2007 in Programming

Alright, so what's wrong with them?

Response to: Fuck iframe reload parent fuck shit Posted March 12th, 2007 in Programming

At 3/12/07 09:05 PM, Jessii wrote:
At 3/12/07 06:30 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: What's wrong with iframes, good sir?
Iframes suck and I would never recommend them, use css, divs and php includes instead. It might elimite your refresh problem.

I'm using CSS, DIVs and includes for everything and I copied an AJAX script from Dynamic Drive for the page under the iframe. I'm using an iframe at the top because I don't know how to make a form submit to a page through AJAX because I suck asscunting fuck shit at AJAX. I don't see anything wrong with iframes.

Response to: Fuck iframe reload parent fuck shit Posted March 12th, 2007 in Programming

At 3/12/07 07:50 PM, AcDiK-DR4G0N wrote:
At 3/12/07 06:30 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: What's wrong with iframes, good sir?
You mean M'am.

Can't tell the difference these days :(

Response to: Fuck iframe reload parent fuck shit Posted March 12th, 2007 in Programming

At 3/12/07 06:23 PM, Jessii wrote: Why are you using an iframe? Get rid of the frame altogether if it's giving you problems.

What's wrong with iframes, good sir?


http://www.josephmohmed.com/m360/index.php
I can't get a fagging iframe with the log in shit to reload the parent page that contains it. I'm using <META HTTP-EQUIV="Refresh" TARGET="_top" CONTENT="3;URL='.$_SERVER['PHP_SELF'].'"> but it just reloads that iframe when you log in IT'S FUCKING PISSING ME OFF

Also comment on the layout and maybe this one too

Response to: Jesus Is Saviour. Posted March 9th, 2007 in General

At 3/9/07 08:08 PM, Kalibur wrote:
At 3/9/07 08:07 PM, bytmyshnymtlazz wrote: HAHAHAHA, HA.

Jeebus doesn't exist. He's like the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.
HAHAHAHAH, HA.

You can't prove or disprove God.

You can't prove or disprove the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus, or of course the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster.

"The American Holocaust: Abortion" lmao

Response to: Computer Problem Posted March 9th, 2007 in General

Mac

Response to: World of Warcraft!!! Posted March 9th, 2007 in General

It's not that fucking good, I find it boring. Starcraft, however, is still fun as hell after a decade. Blizzard fucking pisses me off

you all suck shit

Response to: do you hate going to school Posted March 9th, 2007 in General

I just started homeschooling, using some biblehumper software. 4 hours a day, work is easier, less time wasted, more shit learned. It's pretty funny though, they managed to include Jesus in every subject, even Math.

first question of one of my science assignments:
"True or false: All the matter in the universe was created by God and is preserved and kept in order by Him."

Response to: chewbacca vagina Posted March 9th, 2007 in General

At 3/9/07 05:26 PM, Medinus wrote:
At 3/9/07 05:01 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: There was a little loop thing on the ceiling for hanging plants 'n shit, I jumped too high and hit it. Didn't even know I was bleeding until it ran down my face lmao
Ouch >.< Did you get days off school, also, you might have a kickass scar on you're scalp :D

Nah, I started homeschooling on Monday. My head feels fine though, just got a slight headache.

Response to: chewbacca vagina Posted March 9th, 2007 in General

At 3/9/07 05:16 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:
At 3/9/07 04:56 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote:
They said I can wash my hair normally but it'll probably hurt like cunt so I'm not showering for at least another two weeks.
Sorry man. How did it feel when they stiched it ?

They stapled it, it stung when each staple went in but only took a minute.

Response to: chewbacca vagina Posted March 9th, 2007 in General

There was a little loop thing on the ceiling for hanging plants 'n shit, I jumped too high and hit it. Didn't even know I was bleeding until it ran down my face lmao

Response to: chewbacca vagina Posted March 9th, 2007 in General

At 3/9/07 04:55 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Head & Shoulders presents: Skull fuck.

We FUCK with your skull. You die.

They said I can wash my hair normally but it'll probably hurt like cunt so I'm not showering for at least another two weeks.

Response to: chewbacca vagina Posted March 9th, 2007 in General

At 3/9/07 04:50 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Yep, when I get a gash in my head the first thing I would do is take a picture and post it on newgrounds, while I bleed to death, hoping someone replies congratulating me on my manliness.

Really? The first thing I usually do is go to the hospital and get seven staples, then take a picture.

oh and my skull was visible before I went it was crazy shit

chewbacca vagina Posted March 9th, 2007 in General

I just split my head open and it looks like your mother because you're an asscunter

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8906/dsc02 306on8.jpg