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Sorry for the delay guys, I was busy. Oh, and if you IMed Smash Dasaiku and he gave you Cool Points, take them out. You can't get CP simply by Instant Messaging someone.

Here's the updated list:

Paradus - Newbie - 1000 CP
Primal - Newbie - 1075 CP
Killazz - N00b - 175 CP
-ADarkerBreed- - N00b - 875 CP
DrunkenPenguin - N00b - 100 CP
Ice-Man - N00b - 125 CP
Bertuzzi44 - N00b - 100 CP
Binjin_Purj - Apprentice - 2600 CP
DisgruntledPot - N00b - 75 CP
Jagged_r0cks - Apprentice - 2900 CP
Exolim - N00b -550 CP
Ice-man - N00b - 75 CP
ArtistJ - N00b - 825 CP
-Oni- - N00b - 575 CP
Sinkoman - N00b - 125 CP
PowerMadClock - N00b - 450 CP
HomicidalSock - N00b - 375 CP

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Yes, it's stolen. People steal the Flash Portal and put it on their own websites all the time.

Newgrounds was the very first Flash Portal ever made, so if you ever see it anywhere else, it's stolen.

At 11/13/04 09:26 AM, AGH wrote: It worked for me. Nice looking site.

That's Pilot-Doofy's website, Musty Windows.

But it won't work for me either, I'm getting the plug-in symbol, most likely because the movie is in a different format (Not Flash) and I don't have it.
Are you sure it's an SWF?

At 11/12/04 08:36 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Did you know if you use the search engine there is 9 pages of results for hominid ?

A hominid is a human-like creature.

At 11/12/04 08:26 PM, Zerok wrote: A kid shit under a couch.

Hahaha, when I was in elementary school, I think in the first or second grade, me my brother and my friend were at the playground after school, and there's this fenced-in part for the little kids. It had a little arch bridge in it, and my friend moved it, shit on the ground and put the bridge back over it. It was there the rest of the year. They got rid of the bridge though.

Well, one time in the second grade the whole class was silent, but I had to sneeze really bad. When I did, it was very loud, and at the same time as the sneeze, I farted loud as hell too. The whole class started laughing their asses off, even the teacher. My ass was sore the rest of the day, because I had no gas in me at the time. The sneeze forced it out, and it hurt like hell. It was loud too.

Read the reviews, watch the videos, see the snapshots, and click here.

I've had Diablo II (Expansion) for a long time now. But I always play it constantly for a long time, but then I quit in my character gets deleted. So I've never actually got passed Act II, which really sucks.

But anyway, I started a new character (Assassin) and need to level up a bunch. My name online is That-Is-Bull, of course, so if anyone wants to help me, just whisper. I can't remember which you whisper to though, your account name or just your character, so my account name is That-Is-Bull and my character name is ThatIsBull.

At 11/11/04 07:28 PM, Allaire wrote: Thank you and have a nice day, Fuckers!

Please, if you're going to post, post something intellegent. And, if you have the topic, don't post in it period.

At 11/11/04 06:40 PM, -Bengal- wrote: anyone notice that everyone who posted "bush sucks" or "bush should die" without giving a reason is 13 and 14 years old?

I'll give a reason: Bush is a fucking dumbass. Haven't you noticed that HE was the one in charge the last four years? HE was the one responsible for the large drop of the average American IQ? HE was the one responsible for Hell moving to America.

This idiot is the worst "president" we've ever had, and to think anybody would actually vote for him. What has America come to?

Face the facts. Bush is absolutely horrible.

At 11/11/04 06:35 PM, pen1 wrote: im 13 13 year old computer geek who has a crush on a realy hawt girl (I shud make a movie) oh and shese 13 aswell (i think or 14)

You shouldn't make a movie, it will suck for sure. Sticks don't impress girls, especially fake ones that small. What you should do is get some better grammar and spelling. I'm thirteen, and I type better than most people on Newgrounds. Even Wade sometimes...

Trust me, chicks dig maturity.

Kerry may be a Giant Douche, but Bush is just a Turd Sandwich. (Referring to the South Park episode)

Sorry everybody, they took it down :'(

Dirty Psycho.

He kicks ass either way though.

Alright, this really pisses me off. I made an affiliate for my up-coming website, but it always turns out in horrible quality. I made all the images for it in Adobe (saved with the highest quality, they turn out fine) and then I import them into Flash. When I test it as an SWF, it's great looking. But when I export as an animated GIF, it always turns out horrible looking.
I set the colors to Standard or 256, I check Dither Solid Colors, Smooth and Interlace.

Is there any possible way to make the fucking quality higher?

At 11/10/04 04:59 PM, gegwin wrote: Dose any1 think this pic is easy to make??
http://img29.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img29&image=Starwars.gif

Actually, yes, very easy.

I don't feel like joining, but this is something I made. I think it's alright...

Oh, and if you're any good at Adobe, join the ACP please.

At 11/10/04 05:09 PM, jamboreen wrote: I havn't seen any screen shots if there are any

No, there aren't any.

Well, so far the game has got a lot of good feedback on the IGN boards. With every post I read on there I anticipate the game even more.

If this has been done before, tell me. I looked through two pages, and I'm too lazy to look through more.

Now, this club is for n00bs to ask questions, or experienced BBSers to post ways not to be a n00b. I normally use the word "newbie" instead, but a newbie is just a new user, a "n00b" is an in-experienced user that doesn't do very well on his or her own.

The rules:
Absolutely NO flaming in the club.
Any (BBS) questions are accepted, no matter how stupid they are.
If you're just going to piss me off and say this was a bad idea, don't post.

That's all I guess. Any members can come here and post things n00bs shouldn't do or should do, and common mistakes they make. Any n00b can come in here and ask a question and anyone can answer it.

If you want to become a teacher at n00b school, just ask and I'll verify you if you meet the following requirements:
You must have atleast 1,000 posts.
Most of your posts must be decent, intellegent ones.
You must have joined Newgrounds atleast five months ago.

That's about it. Anyone can come in here and post lessons or whatever.

What I suggest is that you type with decent grammar and spelling. People hate having to strain their eyes to read what you're saying.

Eh, that's all I guess. I have to go now.

At 11/9/04 09:45 PM, snayk wrote: It wasn't stolen because it was from the same author. He merely resubmitted it.

Exactly. Sometimes people submit a shitty Flash movie and get bad reviews and everything, so they improve it and re-submit it. That's what I did with my Where's Waldo game.

This is just scary.

At 10/31/04 04:25 PM, Crossofdevil wrote: Oh! And i did not know someone invented this.
Sorry! >:(

Oh no, I didn't actually make the club. I was going to, but I figured it wouldn't make it so I restrained myself.

At 11/9/04 09:10 PM, shoeboy89 wrote: That-Is-Bull has a waldo flash u can play

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. I'm surprised somebody actually remembers that. Here's a link to it, although it was my first Flash and it's not very good.

Eh.

Eh.

At 11/9/04 05:04 PM, Chrome- wrote: For those who hate to remove the text that is already there, Just add it on to this instead.

Or better yet:

I shall join this club.

teh worse thin taht evar hapen 2me wuz i postd in tis thred lolz

Just saying it so hopefully no-one else will, when they're actually trying to be funny.

Worst thing? Hmm... That's a tough one.

I'll get back to you later on that.

At 11/8/04 08:15 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote:

At 11/8/04 08:10 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote:

At 11/8/04 08:02 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: Rate.

Bleh, that part on the right didn't turn out too well.

Rate.

Bleh, that part on the right didn't turn out too well.

Rate.

Bleh, that part on the right didn't turn out to well.

Rate.

At 11/8/04 08:10 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote:

At 11/8/04 08:02 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: Rate.

Bleh, that part on the right didn't turn out too well.

Rate.

Bleh, that part on the right didn't turn out too well.

Rate.

At 11/8/04 08:02 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: Rate.

Bleh, that part on the right didn't turn out too well.

Rate.