You know about John Edward, the Crossing Over psychic guy who earned the title of "Biggest Douche in the Universe" on South Park. Unfortunately, I must question the episode.

Kevin Federline. He married Britney Spears and made a career out of it. He has become a "rapper" and a trashy white jerk. Ugh. Maybe he is the new Biggest Douche in the Universe. He sure seems worthy.

Everybody gets boners at random times. A South Park episode had Jimmy getting random erections.

The best kind of random erections are the ones you have when you wake up. Wake up in the morning, whats the first thing that you see. Its your Morning Wood.

I voted 30 Minutes Over Tokyo.
Now for some more Battling Seizure Robots!!!

I wish I could vote for City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (season 9 premire).
The episode involved Barney illegaly parking Homer's car...in front of the Twin Towers!

At 10/20/06 07:08 PM, mojoman89447 wrote: SCORPION

COME HERE!
GET OVER HERE!
Scorpion Wins. Fatality.

Good question. I never used SysRq nor do I know if it does anything.

The key I never use is ` (the key below the Esc, can create ~ with Shift)
At least the \ and | have a use. Yo|_| know there are \/\/ays to /\/\a|<3 us3 of th3 oth3 |<3ys, but not ` or ~, and the ways to use \ and | can annoy people.

At 10/15/06 11:24 PM, Gunter45 wrote: A gramatical anomaly, in fact. Though difficult to spot, an apt participant will find out what contrasts this from normal. Can you find it?

Misplaced (or dangling) modifiers.
"Though difficult to spot" refers to the apt participant in this sentence.

"Running down the street, the house came into view."

Oh, no...not that!
Threads have been made in the past about sabrina.jp, but they are old and not search-bar worthy.

These people are known as dollers and take cosplaying to the extreme.
The sabrina.jp girls are actually men.

If this stuff happens in America, then I will have to ask for a revision to the 1st Amendment so that the wearing of doller costumes is forbidden.

At 10/15/06 09:16 PM, ripman wrote:

At 10/15/06 08:40 PM, The-Obsession wrote:

(and give us a better chance to kick radical Islamist ass)

me islamic!muslim!

Sorry, but I only referred to radical Muslims as in terrprists in rogue nations.
I apologize for any mistatement.

I forgot to add something to my post.

.Ren & Stimpy: Haunted House. Supposedly it has the Bloody Head Fairy in it, uncut.

Unfortunately, I get this message:

"Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Macromedia's Flash Player. Click here to get the latest flash player."

This occurs even though JS is on and I do indeed have the latest Flash Player

At 10/15/06 04:07 PM, Doobie wrote:
Shows that Cartoon Network needs to bring back:
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Sheep in the Big City
Johnny Bravo
Old Non-Live action Cartoon Cartoon Fridays
Cow and Chicken
2 Stupid Dogs

Shows that Carton Network needs to get rid of:
Squirrel Boy
Camp Lazlo
Ben 10
My Gym Partner's a Monkey
Juniper Lee

Shows that Nickelodeon needs to bring back:
Old Rugrats (Before Dil and Kimi appeared on the show)
Rocko's Modern Life
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Angry Beavers
Old All That
Clarissa Explains it All
Legends of the Hidden Temple

Shows That Nickelodeon need to get rid of:
All Grown Up
Danny Phantom
Unfabulous
Zoey 101

We know about Ren and Stimpy missing...
but I also want Swat Kats back.

Some things I disagree on and other pointers:
1. Sheep in the Big City. It was boring and lame. Even Time Squad was better.
2. Swat Kats (as mentioned above) should return.
3. Most of the things on Boomerang. I don't have digital cable, and I wish things would return.
4. Class of 3000. It doesn't even start until next month and I already want it gone!
5. Atomic Betty, HiHi PuffyAmiYumi, Robot Boy, Totally Spies etc. These are presumed on hiatus and may have been removed already, but I am unsure. Good riddance.
6. Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh GX need to be terminated.
7. Naruto. Un-cut it and send it to Adult Swim.
8. Danny Phantom is decent enough to avoid the "get rid of" recommendation.
9. Wasn't Invader Zim (one to bring back) on Nick?
10. Bring back Nick Arcade.
11. Do do do do you have it? GUTS!

Also, if you have digital cable, Nicktoons TV and Nickelodeon GAS might cover much of the Nick classic lists.

Oh, and #12. YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION!
Why did I yell? I don't know.

Lower gas prices are a bad thing in the long run. It will stall efforts at development of alternative fuels (hydrogen, ethanol, hybrid, etc.). A good alternative fuel can significantly reduce our dependence on foreign oil (and give us a better chance to kick radical Islamist ass) and potentially ease air pollution. But if oil and gas prices continue to drop, then kiss that research goodbye.

A disturbing trend is beginning.
I am an Ohio State fan.
Ohio State will be facing Indiana next Saturday. Although Indiana is likely to be blown out, I still want to watch the game. However, I can't.

This game will be aired on ESPN U, an ESPN subsidiary devoted to college sports.
This is an ultra-exclusive channel that virtually nobody gets. First of all, it is only available on the high price television services. And what if you can actually afford digital cable? YOU STILL DON'T GET ESPN U!

You can only watch the OSU/Indiana game if you have a dish service like Direct TV or Dish Netowrk, and that service will set you back hundreds of dollars a month! Or you can go to a BW3 or some other sports bar...never mind, the places are already packed.

And this is just the beginning.
Now we have a new network called the Big Ten Network coming. This will eliminate the ability of ESPN Plus (a network that carries games to local networks like ABC) to carry Big Ten games.

This will likely mean that more than half of the Big Ten games, including Ohio State, will disappear from the average TV. No new channels have been coming to basic cable since 2004 or earlier than that, and you know where Big Ten network will be.

Pretty soon, the other dividions will probably create their own digital channels, and eventually a day will come when Saturdays will be without any college football to watch whatsoever.

I am looking at it. My take:

Santa Clause 1: great movie. Tim Allen used to be great.

Santa Clause 2: unnecessary. Not as good as the first.

Santa Clause 3: It's a tiny, tiny world. It's a tiny, tiny world. It's a tiny, tiny world. It's a tiny tiny world!

At 10/12/06 11:48 PM, Kuro wrote:

I ask you, Newgrounds, what can I do to get over my addiction?

Tom Cruise sucks.
And the original War of the Worlds movie was better. Watch that instead.

Hail Xenu!

Big deal. Either way, both will be eliminated. Gamefaqs tends to have many FFVII fanboys.

I have made a prediction on the winner.

At 10/12/06 05:57 PM, eagle72 wrote: pfft... SCORPION all the way

GET OVER HERE!!!
(sets opponent on fire)
Toasty!

Are you sure all this 9/11 conspiracy stuff is a load of crap? I don't know.

I do have a clue right now.

Stop my breathing and slit my throat...
Women say "I already have a pussy, why do I need another one?"

At 10/11/06 08:23 PM, Lord-Bagel wrote:

At 10/11/06 07:42 PM, noirr wrote: 10-11-6 is 9-11-01 upside down and backwards. oh em ge ridiculous terror conspiracy.

not only that, but 10/11 is also one month before 9/11!
whoooo spooky!!!

Oh, great. Just what we need, a whole bunch of OMG 9/11! around the death of Cory Lidle.

Sure, it may have been that the plane crashed into a building.
Sure, it may have been flames coming from said building that eerily resembled 9/11.
But stuff like that happens!

Also, this is not the first time a baseball player died in a plane crash.
This is not the first time a plane accidentally crashed into a building in New York.

It's tragic but it happens. Don't go all "OH NO 9/11" about it.

At 10/11/06 10:17 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote:

At 10/11/06 10:14 PM, CaveyMc-fat wrote:

And I just got a clue.

Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean) doesn't have a clue.

I think we should worry about about Beyonce and her effect on global warming. She tends to give people a lot of clues.

Anime is crap when:

1. It's this kiddy stuff.
2. It's dubbed by 4Kids.
3. Standards has an axe and isn't afraid to use it.
4. It just sucks. There have been crap anime around...they just usually never appear in America. You ever hear of Dragon Half? Cancelled after only TWO episodes, just like your average FOX show.

...I need to see Love Hina, Elfen Lied, and Akira someday...
unfortunately for the two former, I messed up ActiveX controls and can't see stuff on YouTube.

Suicide isn't always cowardly. Some examples:

1. You are shot down but survive in, let's say Iraq, and terrorists are coming to kidnap and torture you. You are going do die either way, and you have a lethal injection or something to use when you want to end it painlessly.

2. Your death saves the lives of others.

3. Your suicide is an act of snu-snu with the world's hottest women.

Otherwise, it is a cowardly act.

As I see oil and gas prices dropping, I see that it is a good thing in the short term, but not in the long term.

If gas prices stayed at, near, or above $3.00 in America, then alternative fuels will become common and eventually reduce a significant amount of our oil dependency. With less oil, we won't have to worry about rogue Arab nations cutting off their supplies. We could kick Iran's ass if we need to and not face a crippling blow to economies. Think of the power America could have by quelling our oil addiction.

Also, a good alternative fuel will reduce pollution and help limit global warming.

KND is good...when compared to stuff like My Gym Partner's a Monkey, Squirrel Boy, and Princess Natasha (it supposedly exists...?).

Still, KND has a stance against adults (ironic because the creators of the show are adults) and I say this show belongs down the drain just like all the other drivel.

Let's wait for Reflecting Absence (what you do when you flush a turd down the toilet).

At 10/8/06 06:35 PM, EddieIronMaiden wrote: Holy shit, wait!

The collectors edition is $450???

You're serious?

No, it's $50. Look at the space between 4 and 50.

At 10/7/06 07:08 PM, FeargusMcDuff wrote: Probably just play World of Warcraft, granted I would do that anyway.

Sorry, but I would not do that. I have a life. And with 17 minutes remaining, I would jack off to hot celebs like Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria.

The odds of the Twin Towers being rebuilt are very slim now, as steel for the "Freedom Tower" will come to the site real soon. This replacement and its set of mismatched buildings was cliamed by NY officials to be "an open, democratic process," but the process has been anything but. America has been denied its freedom and denied the rebuilding of an icon of America.

Now, notice how the Yankees haven't won a World Series after 9/11/2001? They were just eliminated by the Detroit Tigers a few minutes ago.

Now I declare the Yankees cursed by the Curse of the Twin Towers. This curse is in effect and will prevent the Yankees from winning another World Series until the Twin Towers are rebuilt at least as tall and with at least as many floors and usable space as the former towers.

If the current WTC plan goes through, the Yankees will never win another World Series, as the WTC plan is a product of greed and politics. America will rebuild, or some other team will win each year.

Iran's "president" has been compared to Hitler.

Islam will rule the world. The terrorists will win.
Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.

This looks like Politics forum material.

Make Love Not Warcraft and Good Times with Weapons are great, but I still like Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes the best.

We're trusting the Sword of 1000 ?knights? to a n00b? Randy Marsh a n00b, lol.