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Men O' War? On my beach? Posted July 25th, 2006 in General

I'm going on my yearly trip to Misquamicut Beach in Rhode Island tommorow expecting to relax for a while...

...except for the fact that there's been sightings of MOTHERFUCKING PORTUGESE MAN O' WARS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WATER.

I'm not exactly thrilled about it, but i'm going anyway. Apparently, these things have been spotted all over New England beaches.

On a related note, they look like something Samus Aran would shoot with a freeze beam and fire 5 missiles at.

Men O' War? On my beach?

Response to: What is your Vampier name? Posted July 9th, 2006 in General

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Raphael Vigée-Lebrun

Known in some parts of the world as:
Hermes of The Underworld

The Great Archives Record:
Of the world below, creeping amongst the catacombs and sewers of the city.

That's pretty fuckin' hardcore.

Response to: August Underground: Mordum Posted July 7th, 2006 in General

You had me at "baby eating."

Response to: The quest for the funniest word Posted July 6th, 2006 in General

Wenis: the loose skin on your elbow.

Response to: Is This Too Skinny? Posted July 6th, 2006 in General

Look at it this way, it's better to be scrawny than fat.

Response to: Nazi's invaded my town! no joke Posted July 6th, 2006 in General

Really, Nazis are just wasting their time. Why don't they do something constructive, like origami or pushing old people down stairs?

Response to: Black Metal Grimclub Posted July 6th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

Well Ghoul, I finally got around to joining. I've only been into black metal for a year, but so far i've found a few good bands:

1349
Naglfar
Dark Funeral
Immortal
Sargeist
Leviathan
Marduk
Watain

Response to: Immortal Posted July 6th, 2006 in General

No one is more grim and kvlt than Abbath. Not even Vlad Dracula.

Response to: Coolest thing I've seen all day... Posted July 6th, 2006 in General

At 7/6/06 04:03 PM, Uberbarista wrote:
At 7/6/06 03:58 PM, Terrifyer wrote: penis frog lol
Fear the cock.

Hahaha, ha.
I want to put that in my little cousin's bed.

Response to: Coolest thing I've seen all day... Posted July 6th, 2006 in General

penis frog lol

Coolest thing I've seen all day...

Response to: Have you seen this man? Posted July 5th, 2006 in General

Looks like Right Said Fred's hit the bottom pretty hard.

Response to: Waxing between the mountains. Posted July 4th, 2006 in General

It's not gay at all. In fact, it's very hygenic to have minimal body hair. But it's a pain in the ass to constantly shave and wax, which is why I personally don't do it. If you have the time, I recommend it.

Response to: Music that spellbinds Posted July 2nd, 2006 in General

Electric Wizard - "Return Trip"

Pretty much how I feel about life.

Response to: Racist parents Posted July 2nd, 2006 in General

My parents hate Jews, non-Whites, and liberals, and my father is a Neo-Nazi sympathizer. I don't really pay any attention, they just mindlessley ramble on about how they're "taking over the country."

Response to: Favourite Band From Your Country Posted July 2nd, 2006 in General

Acid Bath. Unfortunately, they broke up years ago. :(

Response to: Manson, what the fuck . . . Posted July 1st, 2006 in General

.I like Manson.

Go ahead and flame me you elitist pricks, see if I care.

Response to: Bryce Posted July 1st, 2006 in General

It's OK. 6/10

Response to: If Maus was an Admin... Posted July 1st, 2006 in General

More...Lesbionic.

Response to: The Official Eon8 After Party Posted July 1st, 2006 in General

They wasted all their time with that?! They could have been playing Titan Quest.

Response to: Elemental Psionics Posted June 30th, 2006 in General

As much as I think this is all bullshit, it would be incredibly awesome if it were real.

Response to: Band name? Posted June 30th, 2006 in General

Phallic Stump

Response to: most racist cartoon ive ever seen.. Posted June 30th, 2006 in General

The cartoon's actually bashing Nazism, not praising it. I figured it would be obvious even to a retard.

Response to: I have testicle worms. Posted June 30th, 2006 in General

BULLSHIT

Why would a white Canadian family take a vacation in sunny, terrorist-ridden Sudan?

Response to: Transformers teaser online. Posted June 30th, 2006 in General

I was expecting to hear that cool transforming sound.

OOH OOH AH EEH
Response to: f.e.a.r. Posted June 30th, 2006 in General

I didn't like it that much. It wasn't scary, and my framerate kept chugging.

The action was good though, maybe they'll do better with Extraction Point.

Response to: Fucking gunship Posted June 30th, 2006 in General

fix yout rocket

need do fix your rocket

Response to: Something's coming. Posted June 30th, 2006 in General

I wouldn't worry about this anymore, it's just viral advertising for something. Granted, it is kind of scary when you first see it (hell, the DOD got involved) but i'm pretty sure it's just an ad for a game or movie, just a very, very complex one.

Response to: Something's coming. Posted June 30th, 2006 in General

The downtime wasn't caused by eon8, NG was updating.

Forget what I said earlier.

Response to: Lightbulb butt Posted June 30th, 2006 in General

Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Must have been one hell of a party.