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Congrats, you posted this on the internet.

Now the whole world knows.

The guy in the back is Gordon Freeman, he was put on the train by our top secret agent, the G-Man mere seconds before the picture was taken. He is infiltrating the LHC base due to orders from... well... I'm really not at liberty to say... oh, we also didn't tell him what his mission is and now he has no idea what the fuck is going on.

Let's just say that a new show is coming to Comedy Central. Unless the Vortigaunt protests make the network pull it...

Huge Berlin Wall o' Text is huge.
I am not intrigued.

At 3/29/09 03:13 AM, Cheese-on-toast wrote: That's both cynical and narrow minded. Just because you had a bad experience doesn't mean that's how things always play out.

SRSLY

But, see, the thing is, if we were to make a study, it would show that it IS how at least 80% of the cases play out.

Funny creatures, girls.

They want to be treated with respect and real, serious love, but on the other hand they also want to play hard to get. So they hook up with a nice guy, then break up to get together with a bad guy, and repeat. And this goes on forever, like an eternal limbo, until she marries one of them, and is bonded with a guy due to children and the fact that divorce is costy and complicated as hell.

-I didn't see you get on...
-No matter how many times I get relocated, I... never get used to it...
-It's my third transfer this year..... well... end of the line...

-Welcome! Welcome to City 17! You have chosen, or been chosen to, relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17, that I elected to establish my administration here, in the citadel, so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call City 17 my home. And so, whether you're here to stay or passing through to parts unknown, welcome to City 17. It's safer here.

-First Warning, move away!
-But this stuff... it's all I have left!
-Move along! Move it!
-Were you the only ones on that train? Overwatch stopped our train in the woods and took my husband for questioning. They said he'd be on the next train... I'm not sure when that was... they... they'd be nice though, letting me wait for him...
-Don't drink the water! They put something it it! To make you forget! I don't even remember how I got here.
-...and the ones that arrive never leave...
-I see they took your suitcase too. They can't get away with this much longer!

I could continue on forever with this....

At 3/28/09 08:34 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote:

At 3/28/09 08:33 PM, TSstudios wrote: HOLY CRAP GUYS! Earth hour! Turn off all of your lights! TURN THEM ALL OFF NOW DAMN'T!

Earth hour ?

Whats next, everyone goes by the name Odysseus to help decrease cyclops attacks?

I lol'd so hard!

I'd like to achieve your mom.

Can't they keep gaming simple?

Like no monthly payments and shit?

It's like Microsoft mutated with the G-virus.

He parodies the typical American ADD affected kids.

And you don't like that.

2+2=4 , therefore you have ADD, and want all the world to accept you that way.

I laugh at you.

Welcome to months ago.

It's a shame I'm not poor enough to have a 360.

I google my username (Tekken9292 or TekkenDevil) and each and every result has to do with me.

Take that.

This is a funny mini series I made!
Watch/rate/comment please :3

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=
B6751334C93FE967

You need meat as much as vegetables.

Don't listen to all the veggie supporters saying you don't.

Unless you want your life expectancy to be lower than 70-80 years.

Designing a proper traffic control for this is a much larger problem than the whole flying cars concept in itself.

Waiting for Rick Roll...

I'm really sorry guys, I'll read 17 pages of Negrounds lolwalrus material because leaders of teh intranet made me so.

I'm a newcomer to this thread.

Can someone post a TL;DR version of what happened?

Is TC under custody at the very least?

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:

Be the only person in the world who is sick of Deathmatch modes in every game, and useless microphone chatter.

Should have bought a Mac, huh. >:(

You assign different voices to different people's text, based on what you already know about them.

This is supposed to be a newsflash?

This is the same thing as when the entire survivor team in Left 4 Dead speed runs through a level, and they call it as "elite skill".

At 3/13/09 02:58 AM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 3/13/09 01:42 AM, Pacflip wrote: I have a sony

well, there's your mistake

I don't get the joke (point?) here.

I never had a single Sony product that has ever broke/malfunctioned/didn't serve its purpose. After Samsung, It's the second most trusted brand on my list.

I can imagine some cheap fucks will probably whine about it like pigs, because the economy today is making them butthurt.

At 3/14/09 10:39 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: Alright i'm at my cousans house right? He is in the army and I remmeber a ong while ago I saw a weird image of a ertan enlisted rank.
What I am looikng for is e3 I belive AKa speicalist HOWEVER! it was a rank higher but the same symbol with an additional chevron ontop of it, will newgrounds help me find this weird rank?

Excuse me, sir, but you just raped the English Language.

Seriously I can't decipher what you wrote!

Fact:

Christians believe that their God is a selfish god.

Yet their definition of god is perfect.

Random YouTube arguement I had:

Him: The "x" games sucked donkeyballs. "y" games did it so much better.

Me: As a fan of the "y" games since the 90's, I can say that the only thing separating "x" from "y" is the lack of "something".

Him: You obviously never played any of the "y" games, you idiot.

Me: Almost all my videos on my YouTube account have soundtracks from the "y" games. If that doesn't prove that I'm a fan, then nothing will.

Him: That doesn't prove anything. This conversation is over. (<-- WTF, really? He thinks hes jesus christ or something.)

Innocent Bystander: You are a troll, you have no idea about video games.

Him: Haha, child I've been a gamer before you were even born.... yadda yadda, troll stuff.

Me: Well, if you are so trained in "y", then you will have no problem answering these questions: *insert 6 question about game "y" off the top of my head.

Him: That only proves you have NO LIFE. Get outside and smell the air, you nerd.

This is where I gave up and left the guy to deal with the rest of the people.

Speaking of headaches and concussions.

A week ago, I smacked my head in so hard, above my left eye, that I actually saw blue stars/sparkles for 2-3 seconds. I also couldn't see anything with my left eye for a few more seconds. It's a miracle that I didn't get a scar or anything at all.

If this grows up to be a bigger deal than it is now, do you think Anonymous would start a LULZ campaign, like it did against Scientology?

Also, I was wrong, they don't delete your videos, they just mute them completely.

Which is even worse. It's like crippling you from the neck down, instead of killing you.

So yeah, many of you probably know about this already, but anyway:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsb ysector/mediatechnologyandtelecoms/media /3870355/Warner-and-YouTube-fall-out-of-
tune.html

TL;DR

Warner is being butthurt and YouTube has to delete thousands of videos that contain songs made by Warner artists, and then the artist's accounts itself.

My friend just got a warning that his videos will be deleted. (He had at most 10-20 seconds of music playing at the beginning of his videos, during his logo. Sort of like the early Zero Punctuation vids.) Hours of work gone. All he could do is salvage the videos he deleted from his PC, off from YouTube.

The article says other major companies could follow with the same attitude.

Anyone's account could be next.

I am enraged.

Roar.