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At 5/26/09 07:01 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote: Maniacs like them shouldn't be aloud to live anyways.

Lookit me I r typing on da intranetz!

It's called a Deja Vu, idiot...

You have alot of money to throw out the window if you have 17 GB's worth of iTunes tracks.......

I wouldn't know. I got a thing against sleeping. To the extent that when I go to bed, my brain is too dead to even worry about an atomic bomb being detonated in the horizon.

I had a crush that I felt like it consisted of 95% love and only 5% lust. It was unreturned, sadly. It was both a wonderful and awful feeling.

BadGuys
Myco-Protien
Super Sprite Shorts Vol 2
Voice Chat Adventures
Luigi In 60 Seconds
Skittles N' Dickz
Ghetto McDonald's Commercial
Defiant Randomocity
The Legendary Robot Jones
SMB: Game Over
Bob, Bob and Bob
Retarded Animal Babies 5
Numa?
Dumbass Mario

That's all I have to say.

Vegetarian Vampires.

*Teh Edn*

Someone who basically thinks like me, is beautiful in my eyes, and who loves me without me having to attract her by acting like a person that isn't me.

I haven't found such a person yet, but I sure as hell ain't going out of my way to look for it, because that wouldn't be me.

At 4/5/09 07:02 PM, iwantbrainz wrote: thomas eddenson

*Sigh*

Oh yeah, also Claustrophobia. Can't believe I forgot that.
Probably a more slighter case though. I don't mind small places, but I have a real nerve wrecking fear of small paths, where you can possibly get stuck in. (Pipes, wents, really tight caves.)

At 4/5/09 01:30 PM, Tweanut wrote: "Altophobia"

I have a slight fear of heights, but it's not crippling should I need to do something requiring that I be at a large height.

This.

If I'm somewhere really high, I don't dare approach the edge. It just freaks me out. And whenever I think about going to the edge, I always imagine that I would wobble and fall over.

I think that's the only phobia I know I have.

At 4/5/09 03:56 PM, Eclipse914 wrote: That sucks dude. Im only 13, and so my parents go with me. They let me play whatever I want, so all I have is T/M games. (none are rated E)

If you want it that bad, have your parent come in with you. It works for me every time.

My parents don't give a damn about M rated games. It's just wasting their time when they have to come in the store with me, so they're not always happy to come.

At 4/5/09 03:58 PM, Jezuz wrote: Gift card policy of EB. They don't even consider their cards EB gift cards, lol.

There's something I didn't know. Thanks!

Well, it seems that North Korea is the only country not aware of the imminent chaos a Nuclear War can cause.

So I say everybody drops all their Nukes on North Korea, and then there will be NOBODY left that thinks playing Nuclear Dodgeball is funny. The world would be saved. The End.

At 4/5/09 03:50 PM, Judzfell wrote: fuck gamestop, go buy from somewhere else.

I agree.
My non-refundable GameStop Gift card doesn't.

I wasn't aiming for global destruction. I just want my freaking game.

Oh well. Angry, phobia filled parents will have 1 more year of "control" over me. Then I won't be subject to the public's stupidity....

So I recently turned 17, and as such I was really looking forward to finally buying M rated games without having to ask an adult, who doesn't give a shit, to baby sit me during the process.

I got a 120$ GameStop gift card for my Birthday too, which kind of sucks since I now need to buy stuff from GameSstop... (urgh...) I go in there, got an M rated game of interest, and proceeded to the counter.

"ID please"
*Shows ID, with unneeded, but unstoppable pride*
"You're too young"
"What?"
"This is an M rated game, you're too young."
"I'm 17..."
"You need to be 18 to buy M rated games."
"But the ESRB says it's ages 17 and up."
"You need to be 18."
"Do you want me to go home and print out a copy of the ESRB website to prove it to you? Come on man!"
"Yeah but... we only sell it to 18 year olds here."
"What?.... Why?"
"There's been some trouble in the past..."
"Are you serious.....?"
"I'm sorry, I can't sell this to you..."
"Jesus Christ, no wonder this store is always empty..."
*Walks out*

I mean really, out of the 5-6 times I've been to that store, I barely saw 2-3 customers at the same time at best.
Don't they lose profit this way? Is GameStop really that freaking rich?

Or who knows, maybe the stupid salesman was just too dumb to calculate the Date of Birth on the ID, and didn't know if I was the proper age, so he thought up some bullshit story...

By the way, is there any law against this? Like the one that states that you have to sell a product for the price it's put out on the shelves?

TL;DR GameStop strikes again.

I'm not saying fuck you for thinking different.

I'm saying fuck you for being different in my personal space.

For example.

You are a christian and you sleep with a cross in your left hand and a statue of Jesus Christ in your right hand? Good for you. I don't care, you can do whatever you want.

You are said christian and you hear me say; "God fucking damnit!" and then you start on a 6 hour monologue for why I will go to hell and why your religion is the one true religion, then please don't be surprised when I start stabbing you repeatedly in parts that hurt a whole lot.

At 3/30/09 01:54 AM, HarraH wrote: decapitated his five-year-old sister in front of a police officer

Gee, I'm "glad" the officer managed to dick around long enough for him to finish the entire Beheading procedure.

Behold.

I can make the public shake in its wake, by saying a word.

My superpower is so super!

Ace Combat Zero
Bully
Devil May Cry 3
Jak X
Valve Games
Prince of Persia Sands Trilogy
Need for Speed Series
Final Fantasy X and X-2
Madness songs from the Madness series (not a game, but fuck you, those songs rock)
Battlefield 2142
Battlefield Bad Company
GTA IV theme
Tekken3, 4 and 5
Rayman 3
Spyro 3

That's all off the top of my Soundtrack folder.

At 3/31/09 06:05 PM, AshtonNextGen wrote: But seriously, don't any of you people even know what G-20 is?
All of the world leaders gathering in London to come up with a solution to this Global Crisis?
Tch... I would of thought even one Person amongst you... well guess I was wrong again huh... =(

I wasn't aware we had a global crisis... poor multimillionaire companies going out of their poor business'. God help us from receiving fresh new, uncorrupted companies to supply us with untainted and new innovations.

Stop reading newspapers and watching CNN all the time. The only people getting hurt from the economy are the stupid people, who live 50% of their lives getting in debts.

Did you know this is almost the same way you play Eve Online?

At 3/29/09 09:24 PM, HandsomePete wrote: If you're a Christian and you don't like preachy shit shoved down your throat, fuck you. Welcome to my world. Picture 90% of everything being like that. You don't notice it because everyone else is on your team.

Agreed.

Its called B17 vitamin.

Hungary

At 3/26/09 10:57 PM, o0-0o wrote: Another one already? Aren't these assholes rich enough yet?

Maybe if you would stop buying the Xbox, Vista and whatever else that they say is a breakthrough but in reality has 0% innovation and is just an update of a previous product, then they would stop making them.

MAYBE

At 3/29/09 02:11 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: All the qualifications you should need in my country is to speak the damn language.

It's funny how I came to the states first, and they said I've got to learn Spanish to make anything of myself in New York.

Spanish.

Did you know the US is the new South America this season?
'Cause I didn't!!!!!!

I guarantee you that Getting hit by a Boxing glove is nothing compared to getting hit by a bare hand.

And for level 7.... well that's just painful. Do you have any idea how hard those are?

At 3/29/09 02:02 PM, KartoTolmex wrote: Wow

I'm quite stunned at this one. Either it's an elaborate hoax (but I can't see what would be gained from scamming potential immigrants) or it's a new low...

This shit is so old an real, that it's actually the way I became a citizen.

You silly Americans don't know anything about anything, do you....

Well as long as YouTube, Yahoo, Newgrounds and The Escapist aren't a nesting place for the virus, I won't have to worry much, even if there is anything to this April 1st threat thingy.