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At 10/11/09 01:19 PM, thelittleemo wrote: I feel sad since I don't know what you people are talking about. I should start watching Television more so that I know what people are talking about.

No need for that.... silly internet brethren, south park is free! (As if you cared if it wouldn't be)
http://www.southparkstudios.com

At 10/24/09 02:41 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: Super Mario 64.
Or get multiple controllers and then do Mario Kart 64.

Project 64 for an emulator

Screw that!

Mario Party!!!!!

Oh and also nose bleeding in public.

At 9/12/09 07:31 PM, Canas wrote: Wet socks in winter.

Absolutely the worst thing

Hell no.
The cold freezes it up at least, and I can deal with a little cold.

What's horrific is wet socks in the summer.

Despite the warm, hot weather, the water won't evaporate or dry up, and your shoes will be soaking wet for hours to come. Annoying as all goddamn hell.

Inb4 Jesus

Microsoft sucks at making durable, usable, innovative and new hardware too.

It's funny how level 25 people actually post topics of their love life and girlfriends, expecting that Newgrounds will show overall support and sympathy.

Were you even paying attention to the conversations around you while you were posting your way to level 25?

At 10/16/09 10:26 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: Fuck you.

You know very well what this is going to become.

Why the fuck are you trying to start a flame war?

Why the fuck not?
After one and a half thousand years of the witch burnings and suppression, possibly even assassination of great scientific minds, the least we deserve is to piss you assholes off any time we can.

Newgrounds

We make topics about disrespecting women, like good christian people, since we are too young to have serious relationships just yet.

Newgrounders' IQ levels are just awesome.

Installers and Uninstallers are often made sloppy and contain no text or have screwed up text. You just simply uninstalled a program with a shitty uninstaller, that's all. Not rocket science.

Why would anyone start a job in these boring ass careers?

Every mediocre man, woman and child I know that study hard in school are like "Oh Em Gee, I iz gun be doctor cuz Im smart so I can makez it into Medical Colleges and shitz, I will be so cool, lol."

Ehh, whatever helps you sleep at night...

Are you fucking shitting me?

The Bible contradicts what preachers preach and it even contradicts itself at least 5 million times.
Yeah, what a fucking awesome read that was. Taught me how to kill people for the smallest of things and treat women disrespectfully.

An imperfect book written by a perfect god, that's like a fucking paradox.

There's very little humane morals to be gained from the bible, all the more a reason to call it a fantasy story.

LOL @ politics.

So I was at the cinema with a friend. We got there early and had half an hour to waste. In the lobby, there is a small corner of 5 or so arcade machines. I normally don't care about Arcade games, one of my favorites was Hydro Thunder back in the good old days and ever since they took them off, I never really cared to go anymore. I mean really, with a PC and a console at home, there's usually not much point in going to the arcades.

Anyway, my friend went and started playing on one to pass time, and heck, why not, I thought, as I started examining my available choices.

And what do I see? A boat racer. No pedals, but one throttle on the right of the steering wheel. With a boost button. As the game showcases itself, I can see that you need to pick up blue and red "boost" power ups. Everything looks nice too, and the water animation is just simply neat and nextgen-ish.

"Holy Fucking Shit", I thought. "They made a sequel???"
I didn't see Midway's logo anywhere, which means the rights to it have been juggled around a bit (shame), but hell, that ain't bothering me. I literally wasted around 20 bucks during that half hour wait.

It's really great to re-live that Hydro Thunder experience, but it's still not much grounds for spending time in the Arcades. I really wish they could get a PS3 port (and PC and Xbox and w/e also) done. As fun as it is to play with the force feedback steering wheels, I just don't think that the Arcade version alone can justify (and make enough money for whoever is behind) this game. Once they got enough money off the arcades, I don't see why they shouldn't try selling it on digital stores.

At any rate, does anyone have any info on this game? How old is it, who made it, any console/PC ports planned etc. ?

This thread is so gay.

You never see level 10 and above users making these topics....

My problem with GIMP is that humanity continually fails to develop a valve texture file extension for it, forever barring users from creating custom skins for source games.

Make sure to consult everyone and their mother. Don't rely on standard-type doctors because no matter how good they are said to be, it boils down to the fact that they are going to exploit every single small disease people have, by making them buy as much medicine as possible.

So again, ask around with all types of doctors, like, idunno, spiritual, or witchdoctors w/e you want to call them, they may be full of bullshit, but they can usually give you a pretty common medicine, or solution for a not so strange problem.

ED pretty much hates everything...

At 6/27/09 09:59 PM, Flescher wrote: You know what? You should live your life how you want it. Just don't kill people or something.
Who the hell cares? We all have needs, and sometimes pron is the only option.

This.

Don't let people tell you what is right and what is wrong. You must live experiences and develop your own beliefs, or else you will never truly believe in anything, not god, not evolution, nothing.

Considering the money you have doesn't come freely from them. (as in you worked for it)

You are going to nicely stop being a tool and say no. You don't give any money to them. If they take it by force, you hide your money. If they still take it, then you will take it back when they don't look.

Anonymous would get on the case faster than a speeding bullet, if this spreads.

LOL, TV.

Isn't it sad, third world countries have 1000 times less channels, yet are alot more relevant to people's interests?

My mom started smoking in her 30's. Divorced with my father. The guy she was seeing abused her and she ended up taking drugs in her 40's. Those kinds that doctors prescribe. She got addivted to medicine that is drug but most likely a placebo, was smoking, and started drinking when she was in her 50's.

She came back to live with us, my Dad and I didn't want to see here ever again, but we had to accept her because of my little sister.

She was a total mess, she couldn't think rationally, was fat like as she were pregnant, she couldn't cook, and she was "sleepwalking" during the night. You could wake up, go for a glass of water or to the bathroom, you turn on the light, BOO she's standing/sitting there, scaring the shit out of you, and you'd ask her what the hell is she doing, and she would be totally oblivious for a second, as if waking up from sleep, and then she'd say, oh... idunno... and walk away back to her bed.

A regular Zombie.

Naturally. one night she wakes up, tries going down the stairs I guess, (we lived in a family house) then the enormous amount of hidden sleeping pills she hid from us and secretly consumed must have kicked in, and she fell down the stairs. I, luckily, was awake, attempting to replay Ocarina Of Time for the first time ever since the 90's.

I hear a distant bang. I hesitantly chose to look out of my room, see what it was about. I hear strange wheezing noises from the bottom of the stairs. It's a deep stairway so it's darker than anything. The light switch was on the bottom of the stairway. Right where the sound that I couldn't register as anything sensible was coming from. I decide to walk down the stairs, meanwhile making up creepy images of all sorts of bloody creatures that could possibly await me.

I turn on the light, and right in front of me lays my mother.

She broke 5 ribs that night, and her right leg had to be amputated.
She lives with her own relatives ever since then.

Now, I don't care about her, I stopped caring ages ago. But I do regret that my sister, and my father (who after all, was deeply in love with her at one point in time) had to go through all this, because of her addictions and arrogance.

Nevertheless, I haven't been able to play Ocarina Of Time with joy since that night.

/end personal Bawwwww.

He was just a child at heart, why must that utomatically mean he is a pervert-slash-pedofile?

At 6/28/09 04:06 AM, tsdeath1 wrote: I was an idiot, with lack of self control and intelligence other wise known as, a 13 year old.

This.

The funny thing is, these types have turned down heartlessly, or even rudely other lovers, probably even breaking their heart.

But when it comes to them; BAAAAAAAAAAAW SO SAD!!!!!

Oh, yes, get out.

That would be like leaving a retarded monkey to play with a black hole generator.

Want the US to leave you alone? Then please proceed to STOP DEVELOPING WEAPONS THAT TAKES OUT HALF THE EARTH YOU ASSFUCKS.

Kthxbai

I mean, the FDA has covered up more food poisoning and similar events that was the government's fault, than it has discovered something relatively important about an ingredient in something.

It's just another excuse to take something healthy away from the people.

It's so obvious....