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Fuck being ready in a century or two, I want space battles and shit NOW, while I'm alive.

You have a point, but:

1. Ehhh who the hell cares anyway...

2. For future reference, you might want to avoid starting a philosophy thread with "I recently read a thread on Newgrounds which struck me really deeply and lead me to believe something."

You forgot the humorous entrances to Wilson's Office.

According to my chart of "Useless, stupidly idiotic, senseless moron dickheads vs. smart people" ratio which is for now limited just to video games, I do indeed believe that the world's IQ is constantly diminishing.

Fast.

Just a huge random guess:

Could it be spacejunk we left behind, fell back to earth, and because of it being made of special stuff, it had an interesting way of burning up in the atmosphere. Idunno....

At 12/9/09 04:50 PM, iateamexican wrote: "..."

Gordon Freeman is German, you incredible piece of idiocy.....

Sergei Dragunov

1. Pandora

2. LimeWire

3. Torrent

4. Ripping from youtube.

If you still have no means for free music, then you, sir, are hopeless.

Because killing them would be relieving them from the pain of life in a freedomless prison, you dumbfuck.

/logic

I bet you're one of those silly Christians who think Criminulz go to hellzorz.

What you don't get is winning life means you die, and get the fuck out of this place.

Oh my GOD.

His anger level is over nine thousand!!!!

At 11/11/09 02:55 AM, DannyJay wrote: This has been done .

Holy shit, I almost thought we give a fuck....

There was a successful one a year ago that lasted like 30 pages.
I don't understand why we can't do a topic anymore if it has been done before.

Since the first two are pretty much the same these days, I have no idea....

At 11/11/09 12:21 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: Telling people to shut the fuck up,
Maybe you should shut the fuck up,

Best rhyme ever.

I think people with animals living in their yards should buy a freaking fence that keeps them from getting out.

Basically every time I decide to browse the forums...

At 11/10/09 09:57 PM, STEM wrote: When I open it before the beep with a 0 on the screen, I feel like an accomplished man

with a hot pocket to top it!

I somehow can't stand not letting it complete the set amount of time.
Sometimes I'd sit there waiting for the last 10 seconds to pass by, and it feels like sitting there for an hour...

Keep it as decor?

Just how the hell would I know it's actually the real deal?

At 11/11/09 02:53 AM, CloudEater wrote: Catoblepas' movies are probably more disturbing than scary.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 7099
This is quiet a scary game!!!!!!

Damn.... impressive for the type of game it is.....

Pikachu - Seriously?
Westly Snipes - Who?
Brock Samson - Who?
Samuel L Jackson - Maybe...
Red Foreman - Who?
The Beatles - Zzzzzzzz
Alec Baldwin - Who?
Gene Shalit - Who?
Ronnie Coleman - Who?
Harry Potter - Ummm.... no...
Tommy Vercetti - I can accept this one.
Ash ketchum - What the hell is wrong with you???
Lil Kim - Who?

Yeah, I could never watch this without feeling bad for the guy either....

At 11/10/09 03:10 PM, NaziiNinja wrote:

At 11/10/09 03:09 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

At 11/10/09 03:08 PM, NaziiNinja wrote: Tomorrow is MW2 day baby!

This isn't about some shitty fake war game so shut up.

Did this guy just call Modern Warfare 2 "shitty"?

Did this guy just deny that CoD is a piece of junk Close-Quarters Fragfest?

Music is not Science, its Art.

I don't categorize music. Especially not with something as vague as "Hardcore". I hear a song I either like it or not.

The nerd-o club was so fun and cool about 5 years ago.

Now that all the jocks and idiots have moved on to technology, they carried their mediocrity over.

LOLOL Letz plai CoD while we talk on our mikrophonez all the time, letz use our fonez everywhere we go, letz Tweet on Twitter and post on our blogz!

EVERYTHING MUST BE A SOCIAL EVENT, THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

Everyone finds their own reason, if given enough time...

Batman

Duh....

Berlin Wall-o-Text makes me go LOL & Zzzzzz

I saved like a zillion of these on my old computer back in the day, I wish I'd have access to it now. :(

I think Religion makes for great entertainment.

Only thing worse than fake Christians are real ones.

If it weren't for us normal people, rape and killing would be legal in many circumstances, our medicine would be years behind, innocent people would be executed for catching just a glimpse of the truth, there would be no space program whatsoever and every third organization would be shut down because it has somekind of similarities to a prophecy in the Bible that tells of the coming of the Devil.

Oh yeah, also all star, sun, triangle and moon shaped objects would be banned, since they also symbolize the Devil.

LOVE YOU CHRISTIANS. When my day is crappy, you make me laugh. :-)

That's what you get if you make friends with boring, conformist fucks who play CoD and smoke weed.