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Raptors.
Duh!

Ok, ok, how about Sabertooth Tigers?

Faith + 1

There isn't even anything suspending that sign. Try harder.

The Orange Juice.

Slap that motherbitch across the face and ballsack around.

There are people who can't roll their R's?

The fuck?

At 12/10/10 11:57 AM, Hoeloe wrote:

At 12/9/10 08:30 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Also, Napoleon.

You know Napoleon lost right?

So that suddenly means he didn't kick ass?
The little bastard escaped from like, what, 2 or 3 island prisons that the BRITISH were responsible for?

You're stupid and arrogant, TC.

Yes, I grew up with technology. Yes, I never did my homework. Yes, I did cheat out on most boring ass novels assigned to me.

No, I don't have ADD. No, I have a taste for literature. I read books when I want and if their premise intrigues me. No, Technology hasn't lowered my standards, as far as literature goes. It actually raised it. No, I can very well tell when I'm supposed to write like a Grammar Nazi.

Speaking of which:
What the hell is ADHT?

At 12/10/10 09:56 AM, SohlTofang wrote: Lol, I don't really know what it's like to have royalty, I'm too American to deal with iron age systems of government.

But the queen's more just like a mascot for Britain anyway, from what I understand.

And what is the president? *chuckle* Please... don't make me laugh.

At 12/9/10 08:36 PM, citricsquid wrote: and that just isn't the case. There are many people who leave school at 16 and go on to achieve a lot without ever taking further education. I know people from high school who went on to become mechanics and plumbers (or at least are training to) and they will achieve and contribute more to their families and society that a large portion of the uni graduates who took a degree just because.

I don't think it's up to you to decide if people should be mechanics or plumbers.
Life doesn't always work out for you if you don't have the necessary degrees and shit.

You know why people go to University? To fucking learn. It's easy to paint them as a money milking medium that is so utterly pointless but still, guess what, you fucking go there to learn. To gain the necessary skills you need to get started in a career. Sure you could POSSIBLY learn them otherwise, but not everyone would be able to do that. Because that takes connections. Which is completely up to fate, to have the right ones.

At 12/9/10 06:28 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: So what, the Royals exist for people to wave at?

Seriously. Why do you even have people like that?

FYI, the U.S. President does the EXACT SAME SHIT. Except in our case it's only one man.

At 12/9/10 11:37 AM, Quicksmasher96 wrote: You got speakers? The f?

We dont have any electricity in our school and you got speakers?

Also, 50% of us carry a knife for self defence to school every day. And of course, Im one of those with a knife.

Where do you live, Iran?

Even Hungarian schools have electricity and speakers.... they don't even cost that much.

At 12/10/10 01:15 AM, GiantDouche wrote:
because killing a defenseless man is as bad as drowning a few stupid dogs

I will never understand people

We will never understand you either.

*Yaaaaaaaaaaaawn*

When's Jak 4 coming?

Get Minecraft and find a good roleplay server.

Last Stand mode is as boring as watching paint dry.
It's right up there with stupid Quake/Unreal remakes and copy cats like TF2.
No substance, no reason, no point, no fun.

If those women were dumb enough to succumb to a "medical procedure" in a fucking bar, I'd say they deserved a little groping, the dumb sluts.

Really? It looks photoshopped to me.

At 11/18/10 10:52 AM, Chronamut wrote: get told to eat stuff.

fuckers.

I can't agree more.

At 11/18/10 06:19 PM, Cootie wrote: I still have a plasma TV and a large pizza in the fridge. Must not be THAT bad...

Hey, me too!

My main concern with NG is that they completely stopped sorting new entries into categories and folders and whatnot.

Games, Movies, Collections and Series tabs are all basically archives of Flashes from 2004/2005 with a new flash added maybe once every 2 months.

That's unacceptable, how are we supposed to find movies and games with such a crap system?
This isn't YouTube where everyone floods the search option!

At 8/24/10 09:52 AM, StalkerGuy wrote:

At 8/23/10 10:38 PM, therealanimator wrote: anonymous is doing its best to stop this DISEASE KNOWN AS ACTA

Wait, what happened to scientology?

That boss was defeated, but ACTA is the Final Boss of the internet!
The epic battle will ensue.

They put their names in a large job, guys.
This explains everything!

Are you a wizard!?

Your last day, not you're.
Retard.

Sincerely-
The Grammar Nazi

Im pretty sure it's impossible to tell a without any givens.
But who knows. Ask someone who's good at Geometry.

I used to be that thin....when I was like 7...

If you want to nitpick, but it doesn't make a huge difference. Current high internet speeds aren't very much faster than the speed at which hardware can write the information.

Also depends on the medium you use for downloading. direct downloads are normally faster than Torrenting, unless it's capped to save server traffic which is usually the case.

Avatar = Pocahontas, but even in comparison to the excitement, its completely, absolutely different.

*extreme facepalm*

Fast Computer =/= Fast Internet