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I'm 19 but I sound like some 16 year old nerd. Or like Michael Cera in that one movie where he plays an awkward nerd. It's pretty annoying when I think about it. When I actually talk, I hear my voice as something deep, so it's pretty weird for me.

ITT: Morons who have no idea how to download what you need with LimeWire.

Bloggrounds.

I don't have any Anti Virus on by default. If I feel like there's a problem, I'll start it up, scan, etc.
If problem persists, all the better, reformat time! Hooray!

Computer viruses work very differently than biological ones in the real world.
If you get your PC infected with something, it's solely your fault. Deal with it, and be glad that there's softwares like Avast that offer a thin sheet of protection for you.

A lil' bit of both.

Giant chinese wall of text is TL;DR.
1/10 wouldn't read again.

You are both dicktitz and nobody cares.
The end.

At 3/2/11 07:33 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: You're pathetic tom, asking a community to vote for you so you can win. Do you think the developers who made Scott Pilgrim are begging the internet for votes? If you were confident in your game you would just let it play out but apparently you don't believe in it. Scott Pilgrim and Castle Crashers are both good games and you should respect that instead of whining like a bitch on your website. I was glad to see some people are not mindless sheep and still voted for scott pilgrim.

They would if their forums would matter as much as NG's does.
Also every person ever has asked their fans to vote them on things like this. Literally. Everyone.

Didn't phase me that much at all.
That one decapitation where they cut a man's throat and let him suffocate on his own blood from his cut neck flowing into his lungs was the pinnacle of gore for me on the internet.

I have and will always do so, when I can.

DADDAY LOVES ME SUM PUSSAY, LOLZ!

Sue them.
If your case was cleared and they were proven to be lieing, you are entitled to sue the living shit out of them for getting you kicked out of school, your job, and ultimately spending a shitload of money.

Counter suit, motherfucker!

At 3/2/11 11:41 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: Are you guys joking? Honestly.

This is a damned forum. None of the threads here are about anything important. Most of them are for jokes.

Aw come on, guys, you can't deny he's making a good point here.

God, it looks like people could not spell in 2001.

Yesterday 4chan calls me a virgin for making a topic about Legos, today 4chan worships my little ponies.
Same old, same old....

That's a pretty good way to live and die in china......

I was on top of the world trade center once, when it was still standing.
Highest I've ever been in my life.

Fucking hate the shit about Insane Mode in CC.
Whoever the fuck finds that interesting?
Super health is all great for bosses but when one of the weakest enemies in the game takes 60 hits to kill, something is terribly wrong.

I wish they'd make a 2142 sequel already.
The setting allows them to take liberties with gameplay that ultimately end up making it more fun, which wouldn't fit into a WWII/Modern era game.

I played it for a few months and I didn't like it.
It was better than the usual mediocre crap, but nowhere near Battlefield quality.
I expected more from their "leadership mechanics", but all we really got were different pre determined paths for each squad and such.

Also the vehicle gameplay was negligible at best.

The way the community is set up, however is really neat, and you get a sort of Harry Potter-esque division between players, where each team stands for different things in the game's storyline.
You got the Army Vets being all old school, you got the Russians who are red and represent every enemy faction that has also worn red in the history of games, and you have the futuristic, hi-tech team.

I'd totally pay for PSN Plus, but PSN won't accept any of my 3 credit cards on any account, any IP address or any PS3 or computer I try to get the information processed on. Maybe it just knows who I am every single time and it is specifically coded to lock me out of their credit card system.

And no, durr, I didn't mismatch my address from the ones on the credit cards 500 fucking times.

The guy is funny, says funny shit and inserts funny sound effects. He links all the videos to the source and even says to go and check them out for yourself.

That's it. What the fuck is there to bitch and moan about?

The videos he links to and showcases aren't going to make money on their own ANYWAY. Blame that on the author. He is certainly not stealing anything, not even views. Seriously, it needs to be popular in the first place for him to find and review it.

Just for the record, has there even been anyone who has complained that Ray used their video? God fucking damn, I'd be HAPPY since he gets me even more potential views and popularity.

People are just irrational fucks who whine about other people's problems which might or might not even exist.

The fuck puts actual butter in a PBJ sandwich?

At 2/2/11 11:19 AM, IronJesus wrote: I say we spam him so he stops

You really have absolutely no clue how trolls work, do you....

Asswipe!

Each and every one of them leave me even hungrier than before I start eating.

So none.

I once had 40 degrees C flu when I was young for like 5 hours. It totally felt good, too, but my parents were freaking out like all hell.

lol'd at "in his van"

Because the boy dropped his ice cream.

To get to the other side.

Permission granted.