Be a Supporter!
Response to: Where do you hide your porn? Posted March 9th, 2009 in General

I hide it in a series of tubes!

Response to: Uploading Camera Posted March 7th, 2009 in General

If all else fails, just try to copy paste over the files via explorer browser from the camera's memory stick to your PC.

Response to: Fps Creator Help With Skyboxes Posted March 7th, 2009 in General

1: Everyone is busy mapping for Source engine.

2: Aren't skyboxes for the Source engine only?

Response to: PlayStation 3 Overheat/Freeze? Posted March 7th, 2009 in General

It's natural for it to feel 100 degrees fahrenheit after a lenghtened session, but It's safe to say that the crashes and lock ups you experience are not normal.

The previous owner sold it for a reason, it seems.

There's tons of good bargains available for electronics, but Ebay is rarely the right choice.

Also, game freezes are standard on the PS3. It usually is the game's fault though, because it's not 100% optimized for the PS3.

Response to: What's up with YouTube? Posted March 7th, 2009 in General

At 3/7/09 03:47 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: Did you try the help centre?

I don't feel like actually browsing YouTube help topics.

General FAQ support for something simple not working has never helped me anyway.

Response to: What's up with YouTube? Posted March 7th, 2009 in General

At 3/7/09 03:45 PM, AIDSVirus wrote: Whats up with YouTube? Well first of all its shit.

Yeah, no kidding.

Every video uploading is a trip to remember there....

I mean what's so hard in including a percentage bar, to see if it's actually even doing anything at all.

What's up with YouTube? Posted March 7th, 2009 in General

I'm trying to upload a measly 168MB video, 4 minutes in length.

It's been uploading since 4 hours, then I restarted it, thinking something might have went wrong, and now I'm hitting the 5 hour mark. I've uploaded 10 minute long videos faster than this.

Anyone knows what's up?

My connection is A-OK by the way.

Response to: Legal Action? Posted February 22nd, 2009 in General

Nah I don't think he made any threats, he just gets mad usually and pretty much spams the whole place up for around 1 or 2 hours.

I'll make sure not to tell him these though, I don't exactly support what he is doing.

Legal Action? Posted February 22nd, 2009 in General

My friend brought up an interesting topic the other day.

He was banned from a forum (as he always is) so of course he went back on with some IP changer gadget. He kept insulting people for the lols and all and then someone messaged him that they will call the cops on his original IP address and have him arrested.
He backed up and stopped using it.

Now he asks me, could that really happen?
Personally, I don't think the cops would be bothered with such trivial matters, and besides I think it's legal, what with all the Dynamic IP's and all, that some internet providers have.
But then again, it can easily be turned into something ugly if you get a lawyer for it...

Anyway, what do you, fine upstanding citizens of Newgrounds think?

Response to: Downloaded firefox 3 Posted December 11th, 2008 in General

Thousand times better dark theme here:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox /addon/4908

And its constantly updated.

Response to: California's Approved Same-sex Ban Posted November 8th, 2008 in General

The problem is, you like gay people or not, this is a violation of the constitution, no matter how you look at it, and that's not right. If this would get to the supreme court, gay marriage would be OK'd.

Response to: A very angry rant about who else... Posted October 23rd, 2008 in General

At 10/23/08 01:13 AM, Somepurson wrote: Yes, I understand your frustration about that game being delayed. Go outside.

I knew I should have put this paragraph on the beginning:

"And in case you have a wise-assed comment about it;
NO! I could care much less about a mere delay of a game. It's just how this can happen by the whining of Ahmed the Terrorist these days, that gets me very, very upset."

A very angry rant about who else... Posted October 23rd, 2008 in General

... but the Religious people of the world!
Prepare for Berlin Wall-O-Text.

First, some backstory:

So, I eagerly await one of the only hopes of a good game for the year 2008. Left 4 Dead. Now my weekdays are busy enough to get my minds off it, but on weekends I'm just pretty much a PC nerd, doing nothing too useful. At these times, it's hard to not be bored when something like L4D is almost out, and trailers of it are everywhere.

Now I had a good plan for keeping myself entertained until L4D. Little Big Planet, which is the second possibly worthy game in this year that makes me think I may not regret throwing 60$ at. I would also buy Red Alert 3 the week after, which is only worth it for the epic FMV's. When I'm bored with both, it would be time for L4D demo to hit Steam store, and then it's just a week before L4D itself. now, LBP was supposed to be out Tuesday, this week. I was going to buy it Friday, on the way home from a biking trip. But it just so happens that I go on some forums, and learn, well, guess what? Yes, its DELAYED? But could you guess why?

No, good sir, not because you liek Mudkipz.

But because... *sigh* the lyrics of some song ingame has offended some Muslims. As such, Sony being the big huggable, loveable, respecting fellow, has delayed the game a week to get rid of the song.

Now..... if you do not see the many ways this last paragraph was wrong, then.... well then really, what the fuck is wrong with you?

A GAME IS DELAYED... NO.....CHANGED BY SONY, YES, SONY!!! BECAUSE SOME RELIGIOUS ANALMUNCHKINS????

JUST WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!

When has religion become so popular to change the way a game plays? To...fucking...manipulate....SONY?????
That's the biggest bullshit in the entire history of idiocy. What next? Microsoft is going to stop its propaganda, and make completely reliable products by the begging of an animal rights protester? EA is going to suddenly start making quality games again, by the requests of their fans? Is Nintendo going to drop its 20 year old Mascots because Miyamoto can't take it anymore? Anyway... my gripe is not with the company, but these religious analbastards.

Now these people who worship this selfish bastard of their choice up in paradise land, who command humans around and send them to hell if they don't like the way they act, are all over the place. They're on the internet forums, on my MSN, in my class, they are our Teachers, they sit at our lunch tables. And now.... *cry*... OUR VIDEO GAMES?

HEY, YOU IDIOTIC, RELIGIOUS, ASSLESS, INHUMANE SLAVES!!!!
Most of you people's gods state that you cannot believe in anything else than god. As such they forbid any fantasy stories. So stop watching our Lord of the Rings movies, stop reading our Harry Potters, and stop playing Little Big Planet because it's not real, and your god punishes you for it! Fuck, the bible for example states that you go to hell for such things!

So just leave our 21st century technology alone and go start another crusade for recovering your holy land. I'm sure you won't have a problem defeating a third world country with your 600 years old Pope Palpatine on your side.

Seriously, what do these religious people do best? Whine and bitch about everything we do. They keep bugging us with how we will go to hell for just moving our fingers in a way they don't like it, or how this is not what Allah states in his magical book of teletubbies.

I got an idea.
How about you stop getting offended by my sins, get up from my lunch table, go sit somewhere else, and stop making me be sorry for eating a a goddamned Pizza.

How about you don't come and watch Star Wars with us, get offended, and throw a 10 minute rant about sinful fantasies, which you have probably heard from your local priest's saturday morning God show. There's my front door, you can use it. No, no, actually don't even step on my welcome rug. I don't need your whining in our house. You don't like Little Big Planet? Go and sit through a 10 hour serenade in your local church, go blow up building of infidels in honor of Allah or Captain Teletubbygodmonsterman, go and scale the mountain of Olympus and shake hands with Zeus, or go on yet another fasting in honor of your favorite religious super hero. I'm sure little Ahmed or baby Jesus wandered around the desert for 3 months with barely any food JUST because they wanted you to starve as well.

Bottom line is, you can waste your life all you want on whichever old scam thought up by some weirdo that had unpopularity problems, as long as you don't end up wasting MY life with it! Stop your whining, stop trying to ruin people's conscience and most importantly, STOP playing video games that you are obviously forbidden to play by your "loving" god, and then whine about it.

I don't tell you how hold a speech in your churches! You don't tell us how to make our "sinful" creations.

And in case you have a wise-assed comment about it;
NO! I could care much less about a mere delay of a game. It's just how this can happen by the whining of Ahmed the Terrorist these days, that gets me very, very upset.

*sigh*

Now that this is out of my system, free potaterz anyone?

*Also:
Mudkipz
Cheese
4chan
Hentai

(*Just to reach the level of conversation Newgrounds prefers)

Response to: Question real quick bout my GF Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

Stick your cock down her...

:im not looking for "Stick your cock in her" or other retarded answers...
:but i know im going to get them...so w/e

....but......... then why the fuck do you come to Newgrounds for????

Response to: Can Someone Make Me A Lbp Sig Posted October 10th, 2008 in General

Wow, nice job Cast!

Response to: No Xbox?!?! Posted September 1st, 2008 in General

WOW SERIOUSLY?
OMFG

Thats supposed to be an achievement?
Yeah, as a matter of fact, they should make an achievement, like "Eternal 360". You get it when it doesn't break down after 3 years, and it is worth one million E-penis Points or whatever they call them.
Guess what, desperate fanboys, a console is supposed to live for 10 years before it gets to break.

Response to: My bro... Posted August 29th, 2008 in General

I think he just doesn't like to have alot of crap downloaded on his PC. (if its his PC)
Tell him what the programs are, and be sure to not let them get scattered around his Desktop. Seriously, what would you do if someone downloaded everything they wanted to your PC and just left it there? yes, those stuff are pretty basic, but if he isn't a PC nerd then is that really something to be angered about? Just edjimicate him a bit. And in the end people will be happy.

And if its YOUR PC, then yes, he is an Anal Faggott

Response to: Thanks for WW3 Posted August 29th, 2008 in General

At 8/29/08 09:11 PM, DasUberCow wrote:
At 8/29/08 08:30 PM, djmrules wrote: I'm so tired of this shit. No one cares alright. WW3 was supposed to start when the US invaded Iraq. Did it? Wasn't it supposed to happen a few week ago when the Russians attacked Georgia? Well I'm pretty sure everything is still fine.

Who fucking cares. If it happen it happens there is nothing you can say that will change it.
So youre not worried about being nuked? All the major cities in the northern hemisphere being fucked to tiny little pieces. Youre probably right. Nothing is probably gonna happen! But it might. Theres always a chance.

He's right, tho, what can you do if it happens?
Do you have a say in the matter? Not really. Nobody wants it, true, but if it happens or not, is sadly not for us to decide.

Response to: I hate gangstas Posted August 29th, 2008 in General

LOL, them silly gangstas.

I hate gangstas

Response to: Allergies. Posted August 29th, 2008 in General

I am supposedly allergic to like 100 things. For example peanuts. I eat peanuts every day, and make contact with lots of stuff Im supposed to be allergic to, and nothing. I HAD bad reactions to stuff when they first found out, but ever since then nothing. I guess I grew it out. O_O

Response to: Thanks for WW3 Posted August 29th, 2008 in General

*any of their allise....

Give me an edit button goddamned newgrounds!!! Wht kind of a forum is this without an edit button?
Response to: Thanks for WW3 Posted August 29th, 2008 in General

I wonder if they would take out New York. Its an icon of America, sure. But bombing NY would be like bombing themselves or ny of their allies because NY is the city of the tourists and illegal immigrants.

Response to: Thanks for WW3 Posted August 29th, 2008 in General

Everyone in america who has a little IQ power knows that 1 nuke will start up the end of the world scenario. Well...theres at LEAST a 70% chance of it. Only extremists and rednecks have the "Blow Shit Up" solution for everything. True thats more than 50% of the country, but just remember, not ALL americans are idiots. And if you disagree, then we are going to have to question YOUR intelligence.

Response to: oh dreams... god damn dreams... Posted August 29th, 2008 in General

At 8/29/08 11:29 AM, shadowofyou wrote: ever have a situation where something happened in a dream and you wanted it to be true?

Is that a trick question?
Of course!!!!
Like at least once every damned week.
(and no it not always has to be related to love or sex, or the female gender at that matter)

And I feel bad for those who never remember their dreams. I forget them too after a minimum of 5 hours, but at least I remember them when I wake up.

Response to: Ban kids from Mature Online games Posted August 29th, 2008 in General

At 8/29/08 02:28 PM, Paradox wrote: MMORPGs are the worst, because they actually think they're good at them, because they've spent about 900 hours levelling up, in which case they're obviously going to be 'better' than someone who's only just started, because there's no such thing as being 'good' in MMORPGs. Yet, when you play one for the first time, some ten year old moron is going to kill you for no reason and call you a 'noob,' which is why I never play them.

Basically, online games are shit. It's not just pathetic youngsters who cancer them up, but just generally because there's ALWAYS going to be morons on them. Bound to happen, games are just better single-player.

also vg forum?

Actually, all games need to drop the goddamned annoying Deathmatch and Team Deathmatch modes and rip off's of that modes. They were cool back 5 years ago, they are ugly, hateful, and full of morons today. DROP IT.
Then all games need to take up Co-Op modes. In a way that if you don't Co-Operate in them, then your balls will be ripped out a zillion times, make you eat them, and vomit them back out, and then glue them back on you with a blow torch. Or if you're using the ass sixty, then terminate your account that you stupidly payed for an assload of dollars.
And if I'm here, all PC, PS3, and even 360 games need the option to play your custom music on your HDD instead of the old ones. Once you finished the game once, you can have the option to set your preferred song for each stage/level. I don't care how much you paid for those damned songs you have in your game. If I can listen to my own, I will GUARANTEE that I will get bored ALOT slower of the game than if you don't add it. Hell, this is already possible on the PC using any kind of media player, so then why not take the PC games one step further and include the custom music option, so I don't have to use extra PC performance on running a Media Player? Is pleasing the gaming community really so hard to do in todays world?
It seems like it...

Its two thousand motherfucking eight. There is absolutely no other excuse for these things to be not included in any game than the fact that the company is a nuthouse of selfish jerks made up of no life people who have long forgotten about what gaming is supposed to be.

Response to: Ban kids from Mature Online games Posted August 29th, 2008 in General

At 3/17/07 07:26 PM, HAcoreRD wrote: I'm sick and tired of fucking little fucking kids.

Period!!!

Response to: Show Newgrounds your browser! Posted August 29th, 2008 in General

Custom skin 4 life, yo!!!

Show Newgrounds your browser!

Response to: Flashes with staff comments Posted July 25th, 2008 in General

Yum Salad

Response to: The Hilton Hotel - The Shithole Posted July 20th, 2008 in General

At 7/20/08 02:54 PM, virtualxXxhooker wrote: i had a dominatrix fuck me in the hilton hotel, he said he was paris hilton

We were in a hotel in Florida around same price. TV was shit, not even any AV inputs.
Fridge was like non existent, and the toilet water was so fucking high that my freaking dick was covered with it if I wouldn't have ot hold it.
Like Jesus christ!

The pool was never closed there tho. Me and my GF were swimming in it from 12 AM to something like 3 AM.

Also don't go to any Disneyworld parks there.
SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKAAAAAGE!

Response to: Anyone Remember Bionicle? Posted July 2nd, 2008 in General

At 7/2/08 10:58 AM, Dark6 wrote: Legos with only one possible way to build.

Stupid.

You are so stupid in fifteen billion ways I dont think you are even real. The Bionicles could be built into one another in any darn way you like, with some awesome results. Don't comment crap on something that you haven't tried.