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At 6/19/08 03:52 AM, subzerov wrote: My sequel is gremlins 2! argg

lol fantastic film.

Shindig.

lol you can have them both crying furiously at the end over their unrequainted love within the game.. and have this go on for ages.. and then just end with, "So.. what did you think?"
"Loved it. Let's play again!"

Are you eh... putting in a star rating?

And here lol.

At 6/18/08 07:05 PM, mranarchy wrote: what the flying fuck are you drinking?

Mould.

They're not really monkeys :'(

At 6/18/08 07:01 PM, yokojakomoko wrote: The human equivalent to beige would be Tim Henman

Or Chris Martin.. Or maybe he'd be more lentil coloured?

This will tell you everything you need to know.

At 6/18/08 06:54 PM, IndianCheese wrote:

At 6/18/08 06:52 PM, squidli wrote: Shit a brick is impossible.

You're honestly telling me that if a gay man kidnapped you, drugged you, and shoved a brick up your ass, you wouldn't be able to shit it back out?

I don't think you'd be able to shit after that lol.

Pee a marble.. But not having a willy is always an advantage.

At 6/18/08 06:48 PM, Iame wrote:

At 6/18/08 06:35 PM, Tramps wrote: Good colours are fast. Bad colours are slow. Good example: Red. Green. Blue. Bad examples: Beige, mauve, turquoise.

How the fuck can a colour be 'fast'?

The way you say it I s'ppose?

I think somebody tried to assasinate me! I was walking along a dodgy area of glasgow and this heavy tin of soup or summit came out of nowhere just a few inches ahead of me! There were flats about but I couldn't see anyone... Anyway, the point is, someone tried to murder me with a tin :P

Eugh happens all the time, so I just sort of resort to saying Pink Floyd, so they think they're obscure for knowing it and everyone's a winner.

lolol tripped out on redbull.

I got an A at higher.. I think the key is just to do past papers i.e. just practice tests over and over cause there's a format and you can get used to it.

Venga Boys.

At 6/17/08 10:17 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote:

At 6/17/08 10:16 PM, tehsloth wrote:

At 6/17/08 10:15 PM, nuclearstickman5 wrote: well .. it all depends was she hott or ugly??

SHE WAS HIS MOTHER!!

I DON'T KNOW IT WAS THROUGH THE PHONE!

lololol "Mum is that you? Mum? Mum what are you-? NO NO NOOOOOO!"

At 6/17/08 10:15 PM, towelie101 wrote: You use internet explorer? Start using a real man's browser, like Opera, now.

Woah, now I feel like, diseased.

At 6/17/08 10:15 PM, nuclearstickman5 wrote: well .. it all depends was she hott or ugly??

SHE WAS HIS MOTHER!!

At 6/17/08 04:08 PM, agustana wrote:

At 6/17/08 03:06 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: she called me up and started making weird sounds and said take off your pants, i didnt, so she phone punched me.

She punched you through the phone, huh? Fucking idiot.

With her mind!

Geez you kids know nothing these days, and by kids I mean same age range as myself..

Pokemon was the BEST as a child.. But then I went through this really weird phase of watching digimon even though I was too old anyhoo.

Coyle is like a spring.. except spelt wrong..

Buy him a 'new' bike which is actually a really old crappy one with a bow on it.

Put on lots of jumpers, do press ups, and make sure you have your hot wotty botty on you.

Big house big willy.

Muhaha I did this to a man out of pure evil. We're all pure evil y'know, underneath the niceness.

At 6/17/08 02:47 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote:

At 6/17/08 02:37 PM, babo-babo wrote: Lawn Ordiment

What the fuck is an Ordiment?

Ornaaamenttt.

I draws it myself..