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At 10/8/09 01:10 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: When I was younger, doom's pinky demons used to scare the shit out of me.

^This

FEAR isn't scary after about 10 minutes. It's just, "OOOH a dead bod in blood," or "OMFG creepy little girl that does nothing."

At 10/7/09 07:51 PM, Matt2358 wrote: Actually saying "L4D sucks" is not a statement of opinion, as he never said that it only sucks in his opinion. He was implying that the game sucks to everyone everywhere. It COULD be his opinion, but he never specified if he only though it sucked to him or if he thought it literally DOES suck, no opinion about it, which would obviously be false since that is a normative statement.

Why don't we all just shut the hell up and stop this massive chain post? Jesus christ, it's not like he blew up the Valve building.

aaaaaaaannnddd...
INB4DUKENUKEM4EVA

seriously, the new Knox Comet needs to be out. NOW.

At 10/5/09 06:41 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Le Spy

Seconded. I'm a great spy, because every medic is an idiot when it comes to spy-checking.

At 10/11/09 08:46 PM, jacobloper9109 wrote: someone with convers or someone with those future shoes that are red and that are sorta chrome fuck yeah id do that

How about someone who can spell?

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH BUUUUURRRRN

At 10/11/09 09:30 PM, Rottenberry wrote: I remember hearing something similar to this on the news where kids would play a game in Elementary and the objective was strangling your friend until he passed out, whoever passes out the longest wins.

What the fuck?
Stupid fucking kids.

fuck fuck fuck fuck
alright, i'll stop.

At 10/11/09 06:53 PM, metalguy777 wrote: Yeah, you fucking asshole!

Not taking sides.

Also, why am I ignored? Hello? HELLO? ANYONE?

reply to this or I will skin you alive.

At 10/6/09 06:03 PM, uchiha666 wrote:

is there sex?

no there is no sex

Yet the damn OpenDNS filter still says:
"OMFG NUDITY AAAAAAAAAAA YOU CANT GO THERE, NOW I'M GOING TO CLOSE FIREFOX AND FUCKING BE AN ASS ABOUT IT!"

/caps

I'm getting after effects CS3 here soon. So I guess that's $800 down the drain.

I just got an AMD athlon.

At 9/29/09 10:12 AM, Zergzealot wrote:

At 9/29/09 10:11 AM, Blackfang wrote: If you should design guns, tell me how you can program a shotgun shell to explode when near a target.

Yea, well that's the problem. It has something to do with planting a motion sensor at the shell... but that's too expensive.

alright, so you're going o figure out how to make a sensitive piece of electronics survive a 5g acceleration and 1400%u02DAF?

Knox, definitely.

If you're wondering, Knox Comet from the SANB Extreme Dual, this game has maps bigger than Crysis and amazing controls.

It would be somewhat unfair, considering the fact that you would basically take no damage and Use 2 AUG's.

At 9/27/09 09:29 PM, metalguy777 wrote: Screw Crysis. Diablo 3 is gonna rape all other PC games.

Whatever happened to Unreal?

I fucking love the Flak Gun.

Or Sven-Coop?

With its laughably-low system requirements?

Or Doom 2?

INTEL 486 OMFG

Or Doom 3?

Which was a damn disappointment, they should have just made it exactly like the first 2, screw 3d.

I just got an Alienware computer.
It cost $1,700.
I booted my Mac into windows.
It runs Crysis at a better detail than the PC that cost $500 more.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

At 9/26/09 02:42 PM, TheReno wrote:

The following image is not related. Proceed:

Your doing it wrong.

Sorry. :(

At 9/25/09 11:36 PM, Rig wrote: No nudity.

Wait... why are YOU here?

The following image is not related. Proceed:

At 9/23/09 10:18 PM, FurryFox wrote: My first attempt failed at the snow kitty part and then I lasted the whole 10 minutes. Course a few other times I felt like smashing my face into the table.

^This

At 9/21/09 05:03 PM, kidd25 wrote: wait isn't yiff the gay one? well im not clicking till i figure it out.

*Slap across the face*
No.

Waht do ya mean a VAH-RUS?

My brute-forcer that ends up locking them out of their account.

Blah

Blah

Also, I got a new airsoft gun. No clip, but for $5, it's a great deal.

Be honest, you woke up like this, didn't you?

Flip it.

There you go.

And if you're wondering why I'm not as frequent, fucking OpenDNS blocked newgrounds, facebook, youtube and wonderhowto.

*cough*Counter Strike*cough*

I don't care what you say, TF2 whoops Counter strikes ass in every category.
Plus, it was $30.
I want my money back!

Iiiiiiiiiim baaaaaaaaack.....

I don't usually type like this.

And if you're wondering, my account was hacked. Thank god for selective viruses.

At 9/9/09 07:05 PM, Twilight wrote: You'll probably discard all advice and jerk to it you fucking furry.

Damn, I've run out of vulgarities to use!

Ah! I know!
BUTTWIPE!

Also, if you think of being an idiot again, I may inform you that I can, and will, brute force your account.

At 9/9/09 07:03 PM, FurryFox wrote: So Newgrounds, what should I do with them? And don't say leave them be because If I hear one more hour of them fucking meowing I'll end up getting very violent.

Catnip. Lots of it.

Inb4LOLOLOLOL

At 9/9/09 06:46 PM, scetch00 wrote: I am bullshit.

Fixed.

1. Radioshack doesn't sell Dildos.

No, REALLY?

2. Since they don't sell that item, they can't / won't repair it.

Or they just put new batteries in it, dipshit.

At 9/9/09 05:22 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Hello Newgrounds. I'm sure there are a few of you out there who know something about sound cards. I'm looking for a high-quality sound card to accompany my Sennheiser 650s. I was looking at the OMEGA Claro Plus+ and the ASUS Xonar DX2 (or basically any card in that series). Does anyone have some experience with this or have any recommendations?

Audiophile much? The stuff on your damn MOTHERBOARD does just as well, don't bother.

Paint the gun black, then walk out into the hallway and yell:

"I have a loaded gun! Show yourself or I'll sweep the place and shoot anyone here!"

At 9/8/09 09:33 PM, foxkitaxel wrote: Whats a flyff?

...

And what happened here?

Natural Disaster.

At 9/7/09 12:55 AM, TheReno wrote: Also, my fursona is a hybrid. Issue?

*glares at the fur who made the hybrid comment*

Does that make you more fuel efficient?

At 9/6/09 06:41 PM, kidd25 wrote: if a new guy wants to join he must have at least 1 one furry site that no-one hear has heard

all agree?

I have a domain, but it is currently classified, and my website is under construction.

RP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

At 9/6/09 12:59 PM, PeterSatera wrote: Depends what it would be. Im sure someone would consider it if you told them what they would be making.

)

I'm trying to make a game, and I need some weapons/playermodels. I don't know if Skulltag takes 3d weapons, but it will do md3 model support.

So yeah... weapons and people.