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At 10/23/09 06:05 PM, loopylimando wrote: I am weally upset that everyone is making games and i can't..
Is there a good samaritan out there to show me how to make one? :'(

Step 1: Go to the bookstore.
Step 2: Get a C++ book.
Step 3: Memorize all of its 500 pages.
Step 4: ????
Step 5: profit

At 10/23/09 03:43 PM, ScorchedMoose wrote: When my brother gets off my laptop, I'll work on some awesome TF2 american football pictures.

????

gets off my laptop

>:(

my laptop

>:(

laptop

AAARRGGGG!

At 10/24/09 12:00 AM, Col-Sandchez wrote: I'm going ahead and saying about 70% of the user-base is going to flame you now. Not condoning it, just giving a heads-up.

TO THE SHELTER!!!

At 10/23/09 11:42 PM, Taconinja233 wrote: ok i know a lot of peaple hate this big blue ball of crap we call home but i have 5 top reason why i hate the world

OK.

5 Government, we the peaple my ass they call the shots not us

No, you vote for it, you have a say.

4 hugery 3rd world country, we sent are money over their and gorilla steal the money wtf

So what? Some idiot moves out into the desert and then complains that there's no water? Let them suffer!

3 nukes!!! lets put it simple you wake up make breakfast and see a flash of light and dead

They're deadly if your country does not have a good early warning system.

2bird flu, hey reamber this long long time a go in the year 2007 bird flu was going to kill milsone wtf?

Wow, a flu that killed 120 people. Scary.

1 and the number one thing its the jonas brothers wtf has happin to kids like do the have no tast of music

Its better than the shit most teenagers listen to, I'd rather have 4 or 5 weird shirtless guys sing about something then some crackhead scream about life.

and that what is so so so F up in the wourld

A planet like earth has a 1 in 1 billion billion (1 in 1,000,000,000,000^1,000,000,000,000) chance of forming. Appreciate it.

At 10/23/09 09:06 PM, lawlmaster wrote:

At 10/23/09 08:56 PM, HeavyMetalGuy wrote:

LOL

That's like my favorite parody.

seconded

MADE OF IIIIIIIIROOOOOON!!!!!

At 10/23/09 05:17 PM, TheReno wrote: Well if you use torque then you just happen to know a guy who build models in constructor (i.e me). If you use the others then you dont get me xD

Do what you will.

I'm just not inclined to paying $1000...

Its time to play games and jerk off. And Im all out of quarters.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

On another note, I'm making a FPS/Deathmatch/Co-op online game. Any ideas for the engine? I want to use either Torque, Skulltag or Source.

OMFG THIS PERSON IS GONNA DO THIS AND THAT AND ANOTHER THING!

No. Completely impossible. Do you know how hard it would be to "take over" America?

People already thought this whole thing out 300 years ago. It's not gonna happen.

At 10/22/09 10:02 PM, Tehpivot wrote:

At 10/22/09 04:20 PM, GiantDouche wrote: No, no you didn't. You like being victimized though. Which is a shame because you use atheism to exploit that.

Truth ^

Oh hell, did I write that? I didn't see that one...
So, FALSE FALSE FALSE!

Burn a cross.

At 10/22/09 04:20 PM, GiantDouche wrote: No, no you didn't. You like being victimized though. Which is a shame because you use atheism to exploit that.

Truth ^

Tell them that they are being completely illogical, and that their beliefs tell them not to do such a thing.
This will in term mean to discriminate you as an atheist, they will be breaking their own rules, making them atheists.

insert mindfuck here

At 11/28/08 11:24 PM, OneLastCaress wrote: Okay, okay, so we send a submarine, and we put Will Smith on it to negotiate with the pokemon. Then we have a huge war between the good humans and the pokemon and the bad humans.
Good humans and pokemon win, world peace, save the planet, live in bubbles.

oookkkk......

At 10/18/09 10:06 PM, huntarus wrote:

Duke Nukem.

Bing.

No, I'd have to say Knox Comet.

At 10/19/09 04:11 PM, Akkryls wrote: I think I may have seen you around some time...
AlmightyFuzz ring a bell?

YES
0_o
*brain implodes*

Now I'm going to change it to EvilDaedalus and see how much respect I get. >:3

At 10/16/09 08:39 AM, Havayosunu wrote: oh, and about TF2...

I changed my name to "*Ahem*...Gentlemen" and went around backstabbing (and frustrating the hell out of) people.

At 10/18/09 05:10 PM, foxkitaxel wrote: I heard someone was drawing fursonas?

For free?

I SENSE DANGER!

"Hey, just to show how much people like PC's, were're going to watch people buy laptops and give them $1000 if they buy a PC!!"
BRIBERY
"And a good gaming computer too lol!"
Dumb shit, you're on a laptop. The most you'll get out of it is solitaire.

PCs can be sexy machines. Its just that windows(DOS actually, Microsoft's "operating system" is DOS with a skin that they COPIED from Apple's first computers.) fucks the entire machine up.

PS: I use a Mac and a PC, and Linux runs the PC 10x faster
PSS: I like the Mac better

At 10/16/09 08:11 PM, Ranchero wrote: Using harry potter spells as if they will actualy work
Wishing Pokemon were real
Trying to use jedi powers in real life

...Things That Make You A Retard

oh my god...
literally, lmfao.

At 6/22/09 11:14 AM, happy-slapping wrote: lol noob you photoshoped that.

No

i could make that message come up not by photoshoping it but using 1337 coding skills

Wow... you're obviously not.... like 12.

ITS SHOPPED I CAN TELL BY THE PIXELS!!!!

Dumbass.

the pixels never lie... the pixels never lie...

At 10/16/09 09:47 PM, 7IsUnlucky wrote: I used to know this one girl about 3 years ago, and we talked frequently (usually with e-mail), but then we started to go to different schools and stopped keeping in touch. Now I want to talk to her again, but I feel kinda embarrassed. What should I put in the e-mail? Can anybody help?

INB4SHOW-ME-YOUR-TITS
No, seriously, just say hi.

At 9/25/09 01:04 PM, ChampionAnwar wrote: Tell her the truth.

seconded

At 10/16/09 05:44 PM, steveo1259 wrote: Well MACS are just a fashion accessory

How come I can run Crysis, TF2, KCR and L4D on it at higher detail modes than my $1900 custom build gaming pc?

At 10/16/09 08:46 PM, BillyTh3Kid wrote: I hate being 13, you cant drive or fuck or do jack shit. are thare any states that let 13 year olds get liscenses to drive?

WAAAAAAAAHHHH MY PARENTS LOVE ME AND WANT TO KEEP ME SAFE! I HATE MY PARENTS!
/caps.

Idiot.

At 10/16/09 08:39 AM, Havayosunu wrote: oh, and about TF2...
damn I already have to buy the game, download steam and play that game, it s all over the internets! I ll look for a copy tomorrow.

You can get it for pretty cheap at best buy.

At 10/13/09 06:23 PM, Itsbroken2 wrote:

At 10/13/09 06:16 PM, Tehpivot wrote: Also, we need our own TF2/Gmod server.

I would first need to get a gaming machine and TF2/Gmod.

I'm running Gmod and TF2 at full detail on a 4 year old graphics card.

At 10/13/09 06:38 PM, Fjobbi wrote: I am not a fursuit person
But there is just something about that suit...

That pic is just so...so...lol.

At 10/13/09 02:54 PM, TheReno wrote: This is my 3000th post. So I leave you with this

*SHIRT*
Gah!
Also, we need our own TF2/Gmod server.

everyone has one, colleges, websites, companies...

At 10/13/09 06:51 AM, Tykwa wrote: low voltage wars? :D

low QUALITY wars
Intel core 2 Duo 3.00 GHZ (socket 475) with bus speed of 400 mhz
Radeon 9700 AGP graphics card
2 GB DDR 1 RAM
1024x768 resolution
:o

At 10/12/09 02:45 PM, FurryFox wrote: You won't hurt me now would you right? RIGHT?

Well maybe not, but you would make a nice coat...

At 10/11/09 01:23 PM, lgnxhll wrote: i need help with hittests and programming overall any tips for my halo run n gun
so far:
http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/2109/481 86_amarica.php

So, you're going to make a generic game with a generic character, with coding from someone else, then say it's yours?

At 10/11/09 10:15 PM, Zombiecancer wrote: ok well i want it as my profile picture and i want a background like a city.. a really good drawing of a zombie, the person shooting him and the gun... its just i just got the cs3 flash program as a trial today and i dont know how to make it. i want it to be a really good picture i could feel accomplished of making

So basically you're saying:
"Hmm, I can't draw, so I'll go into the WRONG forum, then ask for a picture, then tell them off when they don't do EXACTLY what I want?"

In other words, ILL DO IT