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At 12/4/08 07:42 PM, H-K-S wrote:
Holy shit, did I step back in '06 watching cellardoor6 and 1337beet? OddlyPoetic, if you keep doing this, you could be something. Tehpivot, you are a underaged guy. I know, but wait until you are at least 13.

how is being 14 being under 13?

At 12/4/08 07:26 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:
Nice, lying on the internet is something everyones good at it. PROVE IT!.

www.Sanbsoftware.com

Anyway, having mental problems has nothing to do with your intelligence. You could be a genius and still be fucking pyscho.

that's about right.
I'm saying your not mature at all, you've got the reasoning of a kid of about 3.
yeah.... common sense is something I need to work on.

And anger problems, you think beating someone for stealing your stupid little things is right?

HELL YEAH!!

At 12/4/08 07:21 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: My father was a professional kickboxer, so naturally I wanted to learn. I've been doing Muai Thai for more than 7 years, now, and on top of that, my dad will be opening a gym.

So, Newgrounds, do you know any fighting styles? (Such as MMA, ju-jitsu, karate, etc.)

I know aim-for-the-face and aim-for-the-crotch. They work really well.

At 12/4/08 07:14 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:
Wow, now am i totally convinced you have mental problems.

yeeeaaaahhhh... So I guess I have mental problem even though I retain strait A's, take honor's, can
build a steam engine with a soda can, make a gun out of a radio, am helping with the programming of 2 major commercial games, and am considered the smartest kid at my school? I don't think so.

At 12/4/08 07:07 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: So your in Juinor High eh?
Also why the hell does he hate you anyway?

in second grade, he stole a bunch of my stuff. he gloated about it and I beat the shit outta him. Nuff' said.
oh, and I actually got my stuff back after that ^_^

At 12/4/08 07:03 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Try the bottom outlet?

yeah right.... what an absurd and obviously sarcastic answer.

At 12/4/08 07:00 PM, andythehedgehog wrote: You need the gafooble-flex to touch the meeble-mobble,or else it'll explode in...10 minutes. Live or die. Make your choice.

oops--- don't you mean 10 seconds?

At 12/4/08 06:52 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
100 Mv is for pussies.

Try 100Tv (Terravolts). Everyone on the planet will shit bricks.

Then die.

Oh mah garsh! that kind of power could send you into a "quirky, out of whack" dimension!
A cookie for any1 who finds where I quoted that from.

At 12/4/08 06:48 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 12/4/08 06:43 PM, Tehpivot wrote:

At 12/4/08 06:42 PM, b-rod wrote: I hope you learned your lesson.

for what? being the victim of a crime punishable by law? If I wanted to, I could actually sue him.

Um...no. sorry you dont have any kind of case. its not vandilsm. I fuck eggs for a living. I stick week old bread up my ass.

1. How in hell did you become a lawyer?
2. How would you like it if I personally ruined your assignments?

try shocking e-bay's forcefield with *gasp* 100 "megavolts" (that's 100 million volts for the dumber folk) and it will probably work.

At 12/4/08 06:42 PM, b-rod wrote: I hope you learned your lesson.

for what? being the victim of a crime punishable by law? If I wanted to, I could actually sue him.

At 12/4/08 06:40 PM, H-K-S wrote: Maybe if you weren't such a failure in school you wouldn't get that problem. Are you in 5th grade?

eighth. 8th. almost high school. got it?

Today, some kid completely vandalized 2 weeks of work.
For the past 2 weeks, we have been doing this story about monsters where it is a pet peeve in
materialized form. So I made this skeleton thing that causes smelly lockers.
Today, we were "trading and grading" eachother's rough drafts by checking grammer, spelling and use
of words. So, we are sorted by table to trade. The only problem is, out of all 6 kids in my group, the kid
that absolutely hates me gets my paper. So I hope nothing really bad happens. He passes
it off to my friend Sean next, who quickly grades it and---gasps. He gave me the paper and said "You better look at your illustration!" So I looked at it when he gave it back, not minding Sean's comment. Aargh! Joseph (the kid who hates me) gave me a 2/5 for using "too many periods" and "The and And alot." But when I turned the page to see my illustration, something was wrong. HE DREW A GOD DAMN MUSTACHE AND EYES IN FUCKING PEN ON IT!! I immediately ran to the teacher and (very loudly using "colorful language") told her what happened.
She took him out of the classroom.
5 minutes later, he came back in looking all sad. What happened next surprised me. No detention, no trip to the principal, no apology, just a piece of paper what said "sorry, man" on it really small.
That's all he had to do. Of course, I was a different matter. Since I said "crap" and "arse" within the school, I had to go to detention and write him a 2-page letter that detailed why I would say such nasty things.

I have an IQ equivalent to that of a 32 year old man and a vast scientific knowledge. Am I in?

At 12/3/08 09:29 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Sit wherever and look very clueless/Frightened/confused if you are caught.

you don't know the teachers in my school system. Let's just say:

Hmmm... Mr Bullock.... let's see... 4 homicides... got out on parole... 2 accounts of involuntary manslaughter.... main suspect in a cold case involving the beatings of 2 fully-grown grizzly bears.....
You've got the job! Have fun teaching gym!!!

At 12/3/08 08:28 PM, stickman08 wrote: that ever happened to you nothing really scary has ever really happened to me

your face.

OH SNAP!

At 12/3/08 09:13 PM, DgsGaming wrote: Don't be a shy fuck. Ask someone for a shy fuck.

I guess i should. I'll probably look for kids my age. it will be pretty easy considering the massive horde of cars at the front of my school before class starts.

At 12/3/08 09:07 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: First off you should know the layout of your school by now. I learned mine in the year I went there and I got better acquainted later on.

the layout of the school i don't go to for another year?

When i'm home alone, i use stupid, impractical booby traps to stop rapist burglars from getting the chip in my toy truck.

krinkels. I could take a video of the pwnage, rotoscope it, and make another madness flash!

At 11/24/08 09:37 PM, lpfann2 wrote:

At 11/24/08 05:26 PM, ughanation wrote: Well how old do you need to be for these parts? You need a deep or high voice? Cause mine's kinda inbetween.

well you have to be old enough to have the average adult in the 20s type voice if you know what i mean, and that goes for jesus AND Matt

Plus...bump

heh. I could probably do that. just pm me, and I can arrange some way for you to here my various quirky and serious voices.

At 12/3/08 08:50 PM, CNRHKick wrote:

At 12/3/08 08:47 PM, Tehpivot wrote: Should I ask a teacher inside?

K.

What should I say? should i say something like this?:

Umm... hey. You're having a play in here soon for my grade, and I just got dropped off her. Exactly how and when can I get to the auditorium showing it without being too early or late?

At 12/3/08 08:40 PM, El-Presidente wrote: I was looking through your posts of the last few months, and I found barely one good picture, although I saw many crappy ones made in Photoshop, Pivot, AND Paint. Not even one Flash picture. Also, if you ARE so great at coding in other languages, Actionscript shouldn't be impossible for you to pick up. Otherwise, if you're not a great coder, which I would assume, you should not come in here acting like you are and asking for all of that code. You have to start off simply, although it depends, which AS do you us, it'll change what links you're given.

1. I am strictly a mac user, and I have used mac all my life, so how in hell could I use paint?
2. I just got flash a week ago, geez. don't expect me to be drawing with it. photoshop effects > flash effects
3. If you're wondering how I use pivot, it's called macport.
4. I use ACS 3.0, i have the newest flash. have you not seen my sig?
5. how am i "acting like I am hur hur hur"?
6.I am a great coder, i have actually made alot of games in BASIC, DooM and WXSand.

I have no idea where my class sits. We are all sorted by homeroom, and i have no idea where mine sits. I assume it's in the front cause' i'm in Ambrose, but there are some other problems.
I get dropped off at school every day. With the play going on, I have to go to the high school and get dropped off. the only problem is, I have no idea about the layout of the high school and I am only used to going through the side door. Plus, my mom wants to drop me off at the FRONT door. Should I wait outside like some sort of maniac for the buses to come? Should I go to the side door? Should I ask a teacher inside?
Help!!!

At 12/3/08 05:41 PM, speeling wrote: It's a Supermarket. Run around looking for toilet paper with your ass out, shooting shit on the floor?

oh, god... that's funny...

i'd wipe on the next guy in line's face.

happy birthday! here's your "gif gift"
hahaha.... i crack myself up.

At 12/3/08 07:26 PM, letiger wrote: it matters when u turn 12

holy shit!!!! i've been putting it off for 2 FREAKIN' YEARS?!!

At 11/30/08 10:33 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: Have you had the foresight to think of a way to get it off? As it is Duct Tape and all, wouldn't it be sticky on the inside?

heh, naw. I first just wrapped duct tape sticky side out around my wrist to get the size right. Then I covered that, cut it and made it bigger, then did the same with my thumb. I taped that to the glove, and then made the fingers.

Dude, is that duck taped to your hand?

No, if I did that, it would be stupid. Plus, how would I be typing this? But it would be a great excuse to get out of school.

At 12/3/08 08:15 PM, Zuggz wrote: Which programming languages do you know well?

DECORATE, GWBasic, DOS, WXSand, Some java, ACS from Zdoom

At 12/3/08 08:13 PM, uyersuyer wrote: onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
if (this.hitTest(_root.bar)) {
_root.note.gotoAndStop(2);
}
}

You need gotoAndStop(), not gotoAndPlay. Change it in the other sections too.

what the--- how in heck did you get that gradient???