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At 4/29/08 10:04 PM, roachcore wrote: Correct me if I'm wrong, but what you're saying is that one species dies out and another becomes more superior?

You're wrong. Very wrong.

If one phenotype is removed from the gene pool because members of the species born with it die, then that phenotype was not beneficial to the individuals and thus the surviving phenotype would be considered a boon to the animals' fitness.

I mean, RARGH I IS A NAZI BECAUSE YOU CAN LINK ME TO THE WORD SUPERIOR

At 5/1/08 03:05 PM, Memorize wrote: You refuse to see the movie and you use selected reviews just so you won't even have to walk into the theatre and judge it for yourself.

Selected?

At 4/30/08 12:39 PM, Memorize wrote: hmm... Liberal movie critics reviewing a anti-evolution documentary gave it a low score?

Yup, those damn liberals...... and damn foremost conservative publication in the USA.

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

At 4/29/08 07:10 PM, poxpower wrote: Don't forget: Darwin advocates ethnic cleansing ( Hitler ).

This gem courtesy of Ben Stein's new shitstain movie: Expelled.

I use to both love Ben Stein as an actor, and respect his views as an economist.

But this movie..... it simply boggles the mind.

Regrettably, there seem to be a whole lot of you who don't know anything about evolution. This wouldn't be a sin if you all didn't spout off like you possessed degrees in Darwin's theory.

I certainly have no degree, but I think I know enough to help clear p some misconceptions that a whole lot of you have.

1. Darwin's theory of evolution attempts to explain the origin of life
This belief is unfortunately everywhere among opponents to Darwin's theory. It's not uncommon to hear "Well, if Evolution proves God doesn't exist, then why can't it explain how life was created?" I think this confusion stems from the title of Darwin's book, On the Origin of Species, which people misconstrue as meaning "The Origin of Life."

2. Darwin's theory of evolution explains the origin of life
The converse to No. 1, I often hear this in arguments. People who say "All you religious folk are wrong about God, evolution proves that he didn't create the Universe." This is a classic case of spouting off on something you know nothing about. Darwin's theory simply proposes an idea of how species adapt to survive in changing environments over time.

3. Intelligent Design is a theory as valid as Evolution
Together with evolution as a matter of faith? Sure. God could easily have created life and engineered evolution. As a separate scientific theory? No. Intelligent design as an "Alternative Theory" is treating the Bible like a text-book. It has no place in the scientific community until someone can come up with better evidence than "well how else could organisms be so complex?"

4. Evolution cannot be observed in Nature
With our modern advances in the field of genetic research, we can see evolution occurring in nature by observing gene pools. Lets say we have a gene pool for a group of lizards, in generation 1, 10% of the lizards are red, and 90% of the lizards are blue. Because they are more visible to predators, the red lizard population dies out. The black lizards reproduce until they occupy 100% of the population. That is evolution in action.

There are some things I've forgotten, so if you can think of something I've omitted, please bring it up. Questions? Rebuttals? Immature flaming? I'll happily respond to all of them.

If I didn't know that Mr. Money was a genuine tin-foil hat conspiracy theorist, I'd think this was a joke.

At 4/25/08 01:42 PM, TitusRevised wrote: My question being, why is homosexuality accepted as normal when it is unnatural?

You ask this while sitting in a chair, wearing clothes, in an air-conditioned house.

Think about that for a moment.

You, OP, are a piss poor troll who, despite probabaly not really agreeing with this, will never make it anywhere with the opposite gender.

I cannot believe no one has mentioned Grindcore yet.

Without a doubt, the worst genre of music.

Let me rephrase that, worst genre of random loud noise.

Brett and his typewriter are perhaps the greatest writing duo on theinternet.

At 4/18/08 04:51 PM, phsychopath wrote: Metal was dead until KoRn reintroduced it to the world and said "Hey! Look at us now!"

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

At 4/18/08 04:33 PM, HeavyMetalHarry wrote: D'youknow, the same thing happened to me not three days ago.

I THINK UR STOREE IZ FAKE

I'd like to thank everyone for fully reading the thread.

At 4/18/08 03:14 PM, wasb wrote:
That was awesome man...

It's unfortunate that the band broke up, given their commercial success, but after a while, TehChahlesh's drinking and frequent sodomizing of puppies lead to an alienation from the fan base. Steve Harris declined to comment.

At 4/18/08 03:13 PM, MarioInSpace wrote: Son, you are just about the most emo person I've ever seen.

p.s. Korn and Slipnot didn't just revitalize metal, they fucking invented it. Grow a clue Scooby.

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So there's this group of mallcore assholes in my school. They're always hanging together in a really tight clump of acne'd flesh and practically shouting at each other in their conversations. Now, I can normally tolerate, or at least ignore them. But today, as I was walking through the halls on my way to class, I heard one of them say "Slipknot and Korn revitalized metal." I did a double take, unable to believe what I had just heard.

"What did you say?" I asked, flabbergasted.

"I said, metal was dead until Korn and Slipknot came around." That was when my rage levels broke the meters. I punched the douchebag right in the face, breaking his nose. His cunt friends freaked out, and a few of them were about to attack me, when who should burst out of the hallway wall in a ball of fire but Steve Harris. He began to play his bass so quickly that one of the mallcore kid's head exploded.

Then, out of nowhere, James Hetfield appeared. He tore one of the mallcore kid's intestines out and strangled him with them. And before you could say "DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS," Bruce Dickinson appeared, and sang a note that caused the rest of them to explode.

From there, we formed a band, an though our first few albums were commercial successes, we were ultimately torn apart by our incompatible personalities.

THE END

I would be absolutely terrified of someone who bit his hand enough to draw blood, just to prove that he loved me.

Next he'd be slicing my nipples off and saying it was because he loved me

I lol'd

That the joke flew over so many users' heads is like a joke unto itself.

At 4/16/08 07:52 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: That is an illusion of the mind.

So is getting high.

So Is drinking.

So is playing fucking video-games.

It's pleasant, so people do it. Oh, and second-hand smoke hasn't been proven to be harmful. THerefore, by the transitive property of bitchy assholes, you're a total cunt.

At 4/16/08 07:32 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: There are many fucking reasons why smoking is bad. Name me ONE good reason about SMOKE you FUCKING RETARDS.

It creates a pleasant sensation.

At 4/16/08 05:15 PM, Mendou wrote: It's people like you made music into some stupid faction.

HURR RAP VS ROCK! LOOK AT ME, I'M AN IDIOT WHO'S ONLY SEEN THE RAP ARTIST ON MTV AND I LIKE SLIKNOT INSTEAD CUZ THERE HEAVY AND HARDCORE.

Heaven forbid there's more to music to then those two genres

Hey man! You just don't understand because you're a tool! Slipknot is unique and musically sophisticated!

by which I mean "An unoriginal gimmick with absolutely shitty music"

At 4/16/08 04:58 PM, blamerofcrap wrote: To the ones saying I'm a racist, I'm not the one saying that all rappers are black. I'm talking about the music not the rappers

Of course they aren't.

But science has shown us that the Negro people have differently shaped skull snad are therefore inferior to Caucasians. Therefore, we should keep them off of our buses.

seriously, SCIENCE

is kicking my ass.

So, I'm a trumpet play right? I play some fucking Haydn concertos and all that shit. So I heard about this motherfucking Brandenburg Concerto No. 2 in F major, which calls for a fucking piccolo trumpet. A piccolo trumpet is like any other fucking trumpet but it plays a full motherfucking octave up. Sounds easy right? WRONG BITCH. The thing is a god damn micropenis of a fucking instrument that is fucking impossible to play. And the motherfucking Brandenburg Concerto doesn't make things any fucking easier.

Seriously, fuck Bach. What a cunt.

At 4/16/08 04:53 PM, Murad136 wrote: I know people are bastards, bt why can't you be happy instead of angry? It has the same affect and it damages your enemies because they think their message did not get throught to you.

Step away from the computer for a moment. Ask yourself "Am I taking TehChahlesh's posts too seriously?"

At 4/16/08 04:49 PM, Murad136 wrote: Aww that's not good! Why? What happened to makr you angry?

I am always angry. THe people around are always makring me angry. They're making me angry too.

At 4/16/08 04:37 PM, Murad136 wrote: Why the angry faic

Because I am an angry person.

Is there something you've wanted to get off your chest for a while? But were too fearful of punishment or ridicule to do so?

Well, fear no more! Simply e-mail me (Mrchahlesh@yahoo.com) or send me an AIM (Monstrlieks2danc) with your shameful confession, and I will post them here. I won't reveal any information about you, every confession will be anonymous. Hell, all I'll know about you is your AIM address or e-mail address. Only good can come of this! So go ahead, confess your horrible secrets.

At 4/16/08 11:40 AM, whatty wrote: with this done, read the first letter of each line on this post. You will definitely feel something.

Ou have failed royally for giving it all away.

Without a doubt, the Goddamn Batman.

The Goddamn Batman practically sweats awesome out of every pore. The Goddamn Batman is quite different from any other incarnation of Batman because he is, well(forgive the pun) batshit insane. The Goddamn Batman kidnaps Dick Grayson9who would become Robin) after the death of the lad's parents, he then proceeds to slap the kid around while demeaning him for mourning the loss of his parents. Did I mention he gives a thug a compound fracture because he wants the thug to have arthtritis for the rest of his life? Well, he does motherfucker. That's how badass the Goddamn Batman is.

If you're wondering who I'm talking about. Let me ask you: Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? He's the Goddamn Batman.