3,013 Forum Posts by "TehChahlesh"
Dear christ on a flaming pogo stick juggling chainsaws on a tight-rope that's awesome.
I gotta buy one.
I don't understand. What does listening to those bands have to do with metal?
At 9/3/08 04:27 PM, ThePegster wrote: so us freshies had the whole school to ourselves!
us freshies had the whole school to ourselves!
us freshies had the whole
us freshies
freshies
freshies, freshies FRESHIES
I fell out of my chair laughing.
Enjoy your year of academic hell when the upperclassmen get back.
At 9/3/08 04:05 PM, i-thrash-adio wrote: You guys want some shrooms?
You're pretty fucking cool.
I have had a realization: Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, are on the payrolls of every movie critic in America.
You see, Friedberg and Seltzer are the directors/writers of the "*inseret vague genre here* movie" franchise. A collection of films that are pretty much the worst pieces of "entertainment" ever created. Every time a new one of these films comes out, the critics are at their best. Eloquent and vitriolic, they tear these films apart with their elegant, but razor-sharp reviews. As much as they claim to hate these movies, the critics need these films to stay on top.
So they pay Friedberg and Seltzer to create these pieces of shit. I mean, how could those two assholes not understand how bad their products are after 4 times?
At 8/21/08 05:51 PM, vdorod wrote: How did you know she was English?
This post made me very happy.
At 8/21/08 05:49 PM, Smokey651 wrote: Your the cunt.
Learn how to grammar.
So I was skating/in school/in my room, skating/being an obnoxious cunt/jerking off. When some gay cop/a teacher/my mom, kindly asks me to stop/asks me to control myself/becomes upset.
SO I said fuck you! Then I pulled out my katana and did some kick ass moves and she freaked out and ran away.
So how was your day NG?
At 8/21/08 05:45 PM, illiriks wrote: I do not even TALK in the freaking class! Besides, this teacher has a massive case of Anti-Illirikia. She gave me a fucking 38/100 on a major assignment on RUSSIA just because I said that I did not learn anything. I am russian. I freaking know most things regarding Russian Literature.
You're not a fucking knowledge bank because you happen to be of russian descent.
You sound like a real cunt and I bet you got what you deserved.
Suck it up and stop talking in class.
You, OP, are a disgusting stain on humanity and you probably listen to drgaonforce.
At 8/21/08 03:47 PM, KeithHybrid wrote: Rosie O'Donnell said the government orchestrated 9/11.
Then again, Rosie O'Doneell is a stupid, ugly closet lesbo
She's not a closet lesbian you immature jackass.
At 8/7/08 10:06 PM, CopperChaos wrote: Well, I was ramming someone and someone else rammed me. If you rammed a guy who was ramming someone else, that was me.
To that guy who I was ramming: You were lucky >.>
That was me!
I was trying to flip/break it
Then I saw you!
Nile sings in ancient Egyptian tongues.
At 8/1/08 09:46 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: It would make a great ad.
I might buy the product, who knows.
I'd send one to you, for free (given that you'd be my first customer), except I'm worried that federal agents might enter my home and kill me if I do.
At 8/1/08 09:40 PM, stafffighter wrote: And that's all you see because you're too media soaked and compliant to see anythinng that isn't served to you. Shut up, make tired jokes about gas prices and then go back to sleep you fucking consumer.
He asked to to tell him what I see on the news. That's what I see when I flip on any major news channel. I don't get my news from the TV, but I doubt that you would've have guessed that given I totally wasn't using any words that would make you think I didn't respect mass media news. Unless you're suggesting that the government is inserting subliminal messages into our TV screens and I'm too stupid to realize it.
Either way, I hope you enjoy your secret basement headquarters.
At 8/1/08 09:35 PM, stafffighter wrote: If you're not doing anything wrong then you don't have anything to hide from the chip. Good citizens will be protected and the bad will be frightened. No government that cares enough to watch over you so completly would ever want to hurt you. They want what is best and they will decide what is best. And as long as Americans can still get fat watching tv we won't mind.
If this were a thread bringing to light a bill that had been surreptitiously passed while no one was looking, and given the government this power, I'd treat it with respect. But he, very nebulously, says that they're "talking" about implanting a tracking chip. Who's talking about it?
What are the odds that a bill like that would be allowed to be passed?
At 8/1/08 09:35 PM, Streakydesign wrote: I'm not going to make you change you mind i'm just trying to enlighten.
Watch the news and tell me what you see...
I see stupid celebrities, I see Barrack Obama, and I see sensationalism.
At 8/1/08 09:30 PM, CartoonDiablo wrote: I thought I saw this a few years ago.
it's a conspiracy
Almost every new show comedy central comes up with.
It's like the pride themselves on being the lowest common denominator.
Oh get out of here you.
We have enough conspiracy idiots.
At 8/1/08 09:27 PM, bvnnnnn wrote: I've never found anything you've said funny until now. especially thinking about those zeitgeist topics that get made every couple months
We have our own one of those over in politics. His name is Mr. Money.
When I saw that you posted a link to "Freedom to Fascism," I knew your post was just going to be Mr. Money style bullshit, just a little more haughty.
My friends, are you suffering through a bland life, devoid of paranoia?
Has your basement remained a basement, and not a command center?
Can you walk down the street without fear of mind control rays?
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Guys, Mr. Money has proven himself time and time again to be completely insane.
Can we just ignore his posts in the future?
This has been an "imminent threat" for years now.
It will never happen.
