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Response to: Best lie you told a teacher! Posted October 1st, 2008 in General

"If you give me an A on this essay, I won't kill your family, rape their corpses, and eat them while I force you to watch!"

Haha, dumb bitch bought that one hook, line and sinker.

that was a fun night
Response to: Barney Frank Posted October 1st, 2008 in Politics

Totally dude! It's not like the entire congress isn't meeting today because of the Jewish holiday! I mean, it's all Barney Frank!

Totally.

Fo realz

Seriously, just him.

morons
Response to: male vs female(in iq) Posted October 1st, 2008 in General

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Response to: Official Debate 08 Thread Posted September 27th, 2008 in Politics

At 9/27/08 07:15 PM, animehater wrote: Really? In that case the VP debate might be more interesting than I thought.

Should make for some quality television right there.

Response to: Official Debate 08 Thread Posted September 27th, 2008 in Politics

At 9/27/08 06:53 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote:
Would you like to see all the types of senor McCain misquotes? I didn't think so. I am sure you know, McCain has made all sorts of misquotes, lies, and meaningless scrutiny.

Oh don't worry. I know about all of McCain's gaffs, because 99% of major media outlets discuss them at length. Yet, I see no coverage of Obama or Biden gaffs on anything except Fox NEws (which is highly unfortunate, since Fox News is 99% rubbish).

Your point is relevant and is not very meaningful since your party is known for misquotes and lying.

My point isn't irrelevant. I doubt you knew Biden ever said that because you've been spoon-fed nothing but propaganda from the magic picture box in your living room. Interestingly, Biden hasn't been interviewed much at all by these stations, who are too busy ripping into Palin to give Biden an actual tough interview. Bear in mind0, I hate Palin. But the idea that Biden is better than her? Laughable. Biden is just as bad, if not worse, than Palin at answering questions.

Response to: Us: Natrual Cures And Stem Cells Posted September 27th, 2008 in Politics

Holy shit you guys are assholes. The idea that human embryos shouldn't be used for research is not simply based on Christian ideas. Hell, it's not even a religious idea. Show me one legitimate politician or scientist, involved in preventing embryonic stem cell research, who said it shouldn't be allowed because it goes against Christianity, and I'll concede.

Response to: Official Debate 08 Thread Posted September 27th, 2008 in Politics

At 9/27/08 06:33 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: Bill Maher? That's your source? Really? Really?

Anyway, I'm not going to even bother addressing your claim that if you're conservative from an isolated part of the world, you're stupid.

Wait, what the fuck am I doing responding to your post at all?

You didn't address what I said at all. You just changed the subject. Anyway, the point is, when the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television.

Response to: Official Debate 08 Thread Posted September 27th, 2008 in Politics

At 9/27/08 06:21 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote: Very funny man, I bet that Palin is WAY smarter than Biden, especially since she is a far-right conservative that lives in isolated area of the world. Palin's views speak for themselves, she doesn't even need to speak to make people believe she is a Bimbo

Bill Maher? That's your source? Really? Really?

Anyway, I'm not going to even bother addressing your claim that if you're conservative from an isolated part of the world, you're stupid.

Response to: experience arguements invalidated? Posted September 27th, 2008 in Politics

Sarah Palin does have foreign policy experience.

As governor of AlLaska, she's in constant contact with the FBI and CIA, and, stupid comments made by her aside, does deal with Russia.

Response to: Official Debate 08 Thread Posted September 27th, 2008 in Politics

At 9/27/08 10:32 AM, Achilles2 wrote: On Thursday, October 2nd, Joseph Biden will verbally murder Sarah Palin in front of all of our eyes.

You mean the man who thinks FDR was president in 1929 and addressed America by TV?

Yeah, Palin's got nothing on that genius.

Response to: Woman Claims To Be Mccain Xgirl Posted September 25th, 2008 in Politics

Scanning for political implications........
0 found

Response to: The world will all be controlled Posted September 25th, 2008 in Politics

Is english your first language?

Response to: My Art teacher is queer! Posted September 25th, 2008 in General

See, I opened this thread expecting to hear about some hot gay sex. But all I got was your bitching.

Improve your subject titles
Notes on politics forum Etiquette Posted September 25th, 2008 in Politics

Hey there first time posters!

Your first posts must be an exciting time for you! You've got a head full of ideas, you've read all of the forum rules, and you're ready to post on the politics forum.

OR ARE YOU?

You may have read all the rules, but what you might not have realized is that political debate has its own set of unofficial rules! If you follow them, you'll be a much more effective poster, and you will quickly earn the respect of your peers!

"Oh but what are they?" you may say, "I don't know them! If only there was a handsome, witty poster with boyish charm to explain them to me!" Well today is your lucky day, because here I am! Let's begin shall we?

1. The Burden of Proof rests on you
If a claim you make needs to be backed up by evidence, it is not your opponent's responsibility to "look it up," it's yours. If you tell your opponent to look it up, you're basically saying that you don't have any evidence. So make sure you do your research before posting!

2. Ad Hominem does not make someone else's argument wrong
If you are proven wrong, then called an idiot, you are still proven wrong. Saying someone else's argument is invalid because of "ad hominem" is like letting a baby-murderer go free because his search warrant was signed wrong. It shouldn't happen, but it does.

3. Don't Copy and Paste without contributing anything\
Copying and pasting an article, then commenting on it in your post, is usually ok, provided you really do have something to say. But if I see that fucking "14 characteristics of a fascist country" list again, I will have a stroke.

4. We know you have some great insight into the election, but there are threads for it already
Really, hundreds of them. There are too many "Who would be better, Obama or McCain" topics to count. If a new issue arises, make sure that you're the first one to post about it before you do.

5. Don't be Mr.Money
Please please don't. Every week or so this guy posts a new thread with a new batshit insane conspiracy theory. Despite all my, and many others', best efforts, he just won't go away. Don't be like him.

That's all for now! Keep in mind this list is ever growing.

Response to: People say cliches like... Posted September 25th, 2008 in General

A cliche is a literary term, and it actually means an object or phrase that has been used so much it has lost all of its intended meaning.

o, by definition, every cliche is a bad cliche.

Response to: My School Is Messed Up. Posted September 25th, 2008 in General

At 9/25/08 02:19 PM, jack231 wrote: 7th graders

You got hair on your sock yet, boy?

Response to: The World is going to be controlled Posted September 25th, 2008 in General

At 9/25/08 03:12 PM, snowy1993 wrote: dont critercise people for what they believe in

I damn well will "critecise" you for your idiotic beliefs. THat's my rightt.

Except, I noticed your post was lacking any evidence. So before anything, send me a link, send me a statistic. Send me something written by someone with a decent grasp on the English language.

Response to: Girls + me + cinema = yay? Posted September 25th, 2008 in General

At 9/25/08 03:08 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: I was invited at school today by a girl, to go see a movie with her. And about 15 of her friends.
And about 15 of her friends.
about 15 of her friends.
15 of her friends

This is called a social gathering. Often, in groups such as this, going to the movies is considered something to be done amongst friends. This is not an any way romantic situation.

Oh wait, we're NG users

HOLY SHIT UR FRIENDS WITH A GIRL?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Is it true that they have bosoms?

Response to: how many liberals does it take? Posted September 25th, 2008 in Politics

At 9/25/08 02:06 AM, fli wrote: For a minute there, I thought you were going to say, "... to screw in a lightbulb?"

None, they'd demand the government do it for them!

ba-ZINGGGGGGGGG
Response to: McCain to Suspend Campaign Posted September 24th, 2008 in Politics

At 9/24/08 06:49 PM, Saruman200 wrote: But I thought the "fundamentals of the economy are strong" :P.

Hey there, do you get all of your information spoonfed to you?

"You know that there's been tremendous turmoil in our financial markets and Wall St. And it is -- people are frightened by these events. Our economy, I think still -- the fundamentals of our economy are strong. But these are very, very difficult times.

http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsm emo.com/2008/09/mccain_this_morning_the_
fundam.php

Response to: I'm in love with the jonas brothers Posted September 24th, 2008 in General

At 9/24/08 10:41 AM, Shaun wrote:
I've also been told they can sing.

Unimportant

What is important is : OMG THERE SO HOTT AND DEY WERE PURITY RINGS OMGOMGOMGOMG

all grammatical and spelling errors intentional
Response to: Why I don't like Catholics. Posted September 24th, 2008 in General

I stopped reading when he referred to Confucianism as a religion.

What about you guys?

Response to: Liberalism Posted September 24th, 2008 in Politics

At 9/23/08 07:47 PM, kipper456 wrote: Why is being a liberal in America always seen as bad

considering the amount of times you guys use the word liberty in pretty much EVERYTHING remotely linked with your history

This is a stupid post.

I wouldn't even know where to start correcting this IQ-dropper of a topic.

Response to: McCain to Suspend Campaign Posted September 24th, 2008 in Politics

At 9/24/08 03:50 PM, mightypotato wrote: Interesting political move? Desperate act to shift momentum?

Legitimately cares about the issues our economy is facing?

Maybe?

Just a little?

Teeny bit?

Response to: Musicians - What's your warmup? Posted September 23rd, 2008 in General

At 9/23/08 09:22 PM, firemaker60 wrote: Either french horn or baritone since those are two of the three brass instruments that I know are easy to play in two octaves.

try again

Though, for the record (I used to play French horn) playing a single note on a french horn is considerably difficult
Response to: Musicians - What's your warmup? Posted September 23rd, 2008 in General

At 9/23/08 09:20 PM, TehChahlesh wrote:
At 9/23/08 09:19 PM, Tiago11103 wrote: sax?
Nope, but an admiral guess.

admirable*

and admirable guess

Response to: Musicians - What's your warmup? Posted September 23rd, 2008 in General

At 9/23/08 09:19 PM, Tiago11103 wrote: sax?

Nope, but an admiral guess.

Response to: Musicians - What's your warmup? Posted September 23rd, 2008 in General

I play my mouthpiece, in order to work on my intonation, then I do lip slurs, then I play though every major and minor scale (mostly 2 octaves). then I do some Clakre technical studies.

10 points to anyone who knows what instrument I'm talking about, since I'm not cool enough to play guitar
Response to: Hate both candidates? Posted September 23rd, 2008 in Politics

America has a two-party system.

The unfortunate truth is this: if you hate both candidates, vote for the one you hate the least.
Because all voting for a 2rd party will do is take away votes from the candidate closest to you politically. (Look at Ralph Nader)

Response to: My science teacher is a pedophile Posted September 22nd, 2008 in General

At 9/21/08 12:46 AM, Deathspam wrote: Luckily, he's a straight pedophile who stares at 14 year old girls.

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