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Response to: Music Genres? Posted February 27th, 2008 in General

I don't behave in a way that can be related to any genre of music.

That's the secret.

Response to: Are you a Cyber-Bully? Posted February 27th, 2008 in General

Put on the brakes and turn that PC/MAC/text-messaging device around!

I laughed when I read this.

Response to: Geometry... Posted February 26th, 2008 in General

I'm in Geometry now. It's so easy.

Proiving triangles congruent is probably the easiest section no less.

Just was till you get to right triangle similarity.

Response to: Geometry... Posted February 26th, 2008 in General

At 2/26/08 07:24 PM, Chippythechipmonk wrote: CTPCT.

God damnit newgrounds

Geometry...

Response to: bitch teacher in my school Posted February 26th, 2008 in General

You go to a private school. You probably signed a contract saying the teacher is allowed to do what she did.

Tough shit.

Response to: standardized test racism Posted February 26th, 2008 in Politics

statistic

Pronunciation:
\st%u0259-%u02C8tis-tik\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
singular of statistics
Date:
1880

1: a single term or datum in a collection of statistics
2 a: a quantity (as the mean of a sample) that is computed from a sample; specifically : estimate
3b b: a random variable that takes on the possible values of a statistic

I hope this helps to answer your question.

Response to: Should I be worried? Posted February 24th, 2008 in General

Are you worried about your friend being ostracized should he be found a homosexual?

If so, I wouldn't worry about it unless poeple start spreading rumors or something like that.

Response to: Rush helped on Brawl Posted February 24th, 2008 in General

At 2/24/08 10:06 PM, CryogenChaos wrote:
At 2/24/08 10:01 PM, TehChahlesh wrote:
Oh believe me, Ashfords post will make Permanent Waves in your brain for at least 3 years.

Well, Ashford Pride sure has a strong Spirit.

Of the Radio, I find it droll.

Response to: The Best Band in the Universe Posted February 24th, 2008 in General

Ok, let's think about this:

*Hair larger than Norway on lead singer

*Quadruple-necked guitar

*Mindless shredding with no melodic value

*Vocal range higher than that of a soprano in the Metropolitan Opera

I see all the qualifications for thegreatest band in the universe right there.

Response to: Rush helped on Brawl Posted February 24th, 2008 in General

At 2/24/08 10:00 PM, AshfordPride wrote: With that blog, Sakurai hopes that the game will stay in the... Limelight.

God damn it.

Just, god damn it. My neurons sent out quite a few negative Signals when I read your post.

Response to: The Best Band in the Universe Posted February 24th, 2008 in General

At 2/24/08 09:37 PM, CryogenChaos wrote:
I...DEAR CHRIST!

That's...that's not hair, that's a planet right there.

He uses the tears of Motley Crue as hairspray.

Response to: The Other Best Band In The Universe Posted February 24th, 2008 in General

Who's the ashole who lied to Geddy Lee and told him he could sing without making an idiot of himself?

Response to: The Best Band in the Universe Posted February 24th, 2008 in General

Has anyone seen anything as awesome as this?

I doubt it.

The Best Band in the Universe

Response to: The Best Band in the Universe Posted February 24th, 2008 in General

At 2/24/08 09:30 PM, Sistine1408 wrote:
At 2/24/08 09:16 PM, TehChahlesh wrote:
I'll leave you with a question: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH HAIR ON A MAN?
Nope. And I never will...

Because that's no man, my friend.

Note the painfully apparent bulge

Response to: "Friggen/Freaking " Posted February 24th, 2008 in General

At 2/24/08 09:02 PM, AshfordPride wrote:
Because that's not polite conversation?

Seriously.

How hard is that to figure out?

Response to: The Best Band in the Universe Posted February 24th, 2008 in General

At 2/24/08 09:27 PM, mothballs wrote: Simple Plan thread closed. :)

Good job:
A)Having possibly the worst music taste known to man
B)Not reading the topic

The Best Band in the Universe Posted February 24th, 2008 in General

Nitro

Yeah yeah yeah, put it in your profile.

I would, but this band is so amazing I must post it here so the masses can be exposed to its greatness. You'll probably also tell me to post i in the video thread. But really, who does that? Not me, that's for sure.

Now, let's get down to why this band is the greatest band ever. Oh wait, I don't need to explain why, it should be obvious. As a matter of fact, you're probably considering killing yourself because nothing in your life will ever be as awesome as this band.

I'll leave you with a question: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH HAIR ON A MAN?

The Best Band in the Universe

Response to: On the last piece of One Piece! Posted February 23rd, 2008 in General

At 2/23/08 10:23 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: 4kids fucked that series big time.

I don't think you fully understand: HE TOOK A BITE OF GUMGUM

On the last piece of One Piece! Posted February 23rd, 2008 in General

YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE A GUMGUM

On the last piece of One Piece!

Response to: asshole at school Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

How do people get the idea that NG is full of helpful people who care about their problems?

Response to: best game Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

Ok, let me explain something to you very clearly.

There are too many of these topics on this forum. They inevitably degenerate into fanboys screaching at eachother.

If you really would like to discuss the greatest video-games ever, there are forums dedicated entirely to video-games. Topics like this have no place here.

Response to: Pirates & ninjas: who'd win a fight Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

Remember when this shit was funny?

Neither do I.

Response to: cake or pie? Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

Oh my God. I can't take it anymore.

FUCK YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU UNFUNNY JACKASSES WHO THINK THAT BAKED GOODS ARE INHERENTLY FUNNY! THEY ARE NOT! YOU ARE A BUNCH OF UNORIGINAL CUNTS AND I HOPE YOU ALL DIE IN A FIRE!

Response to: What's bad with communism? Posted February 20th, 2008 in Politics

At 2/18/08 10:13 AM, BuddhaGeo wrote: And please do not confuse communism with totalitarianism.

Have you even skimmed over the Communist Manifesto?

Karl Marx makes no secret of the fact that in order to attain his Communist paradise, there has to be a period of totalitarianism.

Moving on what's wrong with Communism? Nothing is ethically wrong. It's a nice idea. Regrettably, it ignores every negative aspect of human nature, dooming any large Communist societies to degenerate into a corrupt totalitarian hell.

Response to: I Think I Caught An Std/sti.. Help! Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

There are free clinics in this country.

If a diagnosis is all you're after, find one in your locale and go there.

Response to: I don't support Black History Month Posted February 20th, 2008 in Politics

At 2/20/08 04:44 PM, WoogieNoogie wrote:
Of course, I got your point to start off with. I was just trying to show you the power of any hate group. The reason the KKK got more support and power than the Black Panthers, is simply because of the reason I've been putting out since the beginning. The Black Panthers were a hate group composed of a minority race, therefore the power would not have been as easily spread as the predominant race.

Well then it should be pretty obvious as to why white pride is looked upon so negatively. Because white power was a dominant mantra for a great deal of time, people saw the terrible things that such a belief could be responsible for. This leaves people with an almost innate distaste for anything of the white pride variety.

Since we've had no such experience with black pride movements (at least, not as much), we don't look on it as a bad thing as quickly as we do in regards to white pride.

Is this a good thing? Of course not. But I'm just trying to demonstrate that there's a clear cause of this double-standard.

Response to: I don't support Black History Month Posted February 20th, 2008 in Politics

At 2/20/08 04:33 PM, WoogieNoogie wrote: Yeah, the Black Panthers were great.

The Black Panthers are essentially a hate group, fair enough. But think about the term hate group for a moment, I doubt the black panthers are the first to spring into your mind. More likely a certain pointy-hooded group would appear.

Why? Because the KKK had a good deal of power for a long time, and they didn't do nice things with it. Sure, the black panthers are essentially no better, but they've never had any real power in this country.

Are you starting to get the point?

Response to: Gay ass assingment. Posted February 20th, 2008 in General

That assignment certainly sounds like it is attracted to its same gender.

Response to: I don't support Black History Month Posted February 20th, 2008 in Politics

At 2/20/08 04:19 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Hell, not allowing it would be the best option anyway as it breaks down the barriers of race and moves you away from the binary ' them and us' dynamic that seems tod efine race relations.

I think disallowing it would worsen any existing race tensions (the "*insert race* is keeping us down" mentality would surface strongly).

Things like affirmative action are what are really causing race issues. A white student who was passed up for a less-qualified black student in a college would surely feel bitterness. Likewise, a well qualified black student with a medical degree might not be thought the equal of his colleagues due to suspicion of him being an "affirmative action hire."

But that's really besides the point. My post was regarding this ever-present person who usually thinks that he or she is presenting a shocking, un-PC view on race issues when he or she points out the racial double-standard. To not understand why white pride displays are frowned upon reflects pure ignorance.

Response to: I don't support Black History Month Posted February 20th, 2008 in Politics

I'm so sick of this. Everyone says this at one point(me included regrettably). There's always this "why is black history month/black power/black pride/black TV stations etc. ok, but if white people do it it's bad?" question. The answer is obvious if you think about it.

Think about all the things white pride and white power ideas have been responsible for. Just think, and you'll have your answer.

Not that I believe black pride etc. is any better as a matter of principal, but it's obvious why that's accepted while white pride etc. is frowned upon.