At 4/26/09 05:56 PM, LordAdon wrote: No anarchism. Anarchists are stupid. I used to think that way, but once i realized the truth, i switched to red.
You can't have anarchism. Once the government is gone, the dudes with the bigges guns take over.

Except that the final end that is the Marxist utopia is a form of anarchism in which the means of production, and the goods and services produced, are shared equally by all. There is not concept of property in utopian Marxism, no government either.

At 1/22/09 01:47 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: He'll be remembered for the reason why the dinosaurs went extinct.

Naw man, Bush is the reason why the Mongols were able to conquer much of Asia and Eastern Europe. History will show that he was responsible for it. Why couldn't he have been a good president, like Jimmy Carter?

At 1/14/09 11:29 PM, svenisgod wrote: sigh... and it looks like ill have to use it too.

Honestly, I should be doing my own homework, not yours.

Hold up guys, you mean a shoe is an insult?

How is that possible? I mean, it's not like Bush, and America for that matter, are widely disliked in the Arabic world or anything, right? I mean, guys, think of the implications! Someone in Iraq wants George Bush dead, and probably hates America too! What if there are entire organizations that feel the same way?

This is big new everyone.

At 12/5/08 04:38 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:
which one? the jew or the ice cream man? the jew was funny cuz he just laughed but the ice cream man started fucking yelling and shit so i SPRINTED down the street and back home

Yes I'm talking about the ice-cream man. Thanks for the elaboration by the way.

Now I know that not only did you harass a person whose career is based on making people happy, but you ran away like the little shit you are when he got upset, then bragged about it on the internet.

Man, the ladies must be all over you.

At 12/5/08 04:22 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: i threw a slush ball at some jewish kid in july... i also shot the ice-crem man in the head with a fully-automatic airsoft gun.... 3 times

Why would you do that? That's not interesting, funny, clever, it's just fucking mean spirited.

Words alone can't describe the most hardcore thing I've done, so here's an image:

Hey guys, I watch South Park and browse 4chan too!

enough with the fucking scientology threads

At 11/26/08 03:53 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
All that proves is that people refuse to do their research before asserting some grandiose, unsubstantiated claims as fact.

Hahahahahaha, like people practice satanism for any reason other than pissing off christian parents, or just general desire for being rebellious and hardcore. So satanists have no right to go "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! CHRISTIANS ARE TRYING TO SPREAD LIES ABOUT US AND TRYING TO DEPICT THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS AS EVIL! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

At 11/25/08 04:56 PM, universal-fear wrote: why does everyone think they are murders, pedofiles, and drugys.
Rule 9 states that they should not kill children
Rule 10 states that they should only kill non-human animals for food and protection

When you worship an entity that is the archetypal depiction of complete and utter evil (and yeah, you do, you named the fucking religion after him), people are bound to get some crazy ideas about your religion.

So execute unrepentant child murderers?

Brilliant! Why don't we do tha..... oh wait.

I have no idea what the original point of this thread was, but the futurama references certainly improved it.

At 11/10/08 04:04 PM, Sabotage wrote: Pazuzu is pretty darn rad.

And zat, little one, is how your Papa got his freedom.

Now bon nuit, bon buit, to you all.

At 11/10/08 03:58 PM, 0-D wrote: jesus hates you

Oh, he's just a troll. Everyone ignore him.

At 11/10/08 03:38 PM, 0-D wrote: Show a link to this "scientific study" because this sounds like bullshit.
The point is they can change. you can't change your race. AND gays have all the other rights- straight people don't OWN them and make them pick cotton.

Are you mentally handicapped? What could possibly make you think gay people have a choice in the matter?

You best not send me a link to those websites promising a "cure" that relies on unhealthy emotional
suupression

At 11/10/08 02:45 PM, Skwurll wrote:

But gays scare the living shit out of me

And I'm scared of Black people. I don't think Negroes should be allowed to get married, for they are little more than apes with nothing in their minds but fried chicken, watermelon, theivery, and white women.

Funny how similar our posts our!

Cool story brah!

At 11/5/08 09:26 PM, Zapurdead wrote: I read your post, and I thought that was interesting. If gay marriage is legal, then where do we draw the line? Is animal sex okay then? I'm reather neutral on gay rights, but I'm wondering where that line is, and it has to be fine

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Is an animal a citizen? Can an animal sign a fucking marriage contract? IS your head so up your own ass that you've ruptured your small intestine?

America itself is rather paradoxial. It is the land of freedom, but where do you put a limitation on that? I'm not bashing America or Gays, at least not on purpose, but I just thought I'd throw that out.

It's fucking obvious you little twit.

Wow, that was an unfairly vitriolic post.

lol, "maths"

At 10/29/08 05:51 PM, CBP wrote: I love the Colbert Report because while they do edit their clips, they do it to be funny, and will not make you look stupid unless you deserve it. If I ever mention Joe the Plumber 15 time in 90 minutes, by all means, don't hold back.

But watching the Colbert Report for your news is fucking stupid. It's like subscribing to the Weekly World instead of a medical journal.

At 10/28/08 04:05 AM, ThePretenders wrote: If I watch American 'news', I watch John Stewart. That show is more factual than (CNN, Fox, and NBC, the channels I have). The same applies to other 'news' sources from other countries.

Shows like the Daily Show or Colbert Report intentionally edit clips to make politicians(or there supporters) look bad. You know, because they're supposed to be FUNNY. Not news. FUNNY.

You know what? Let me just put it like this:
THE DAILY SHOW IS NOT A NEWS PROGRAM YOU FUCKING IDIOT

At 10/28/08 04:05 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: Fuck yeah dude, Fox News is total bullshit. All the other channels are so fair and <a> that we should make them the only channels! How us are we going to make sure that the people of America only get information that helps our party, right bro?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhT2gbJwZ h0

pardon me, this link should have been in there as well.

Fuck yeah dude, Fox News is total bullshit. All the other channels are so fair and <a> that we should make them the only channels! How us are we going to make sure that the people of America only get information that helps our party, right bro?

I learned many things from the OP's story:

The apostrophe does not exist

If a person close to you is raped, going to the police is a bad idea, since they'll probably just laugh at you

It is unusual for a person to be upset after being raped, hence the fact that a rape victim is crying while talking about it merits mention

Just to reiterate, under no circumstances should you mention the rape, even in court

At 10/21/08 11:06 AM, SgtBrainDead wrote: NO GRAMMAR LOLOLOL

I think my eyes are bleeding.

At 10/10/08 05:08 PM, Tramps wrote: Cba commenting person above me because I'm not that bothered about ???? or profit.

Epiphone G-400.

I'd tap that.

At 10/8/08 02:46 PM, wazupdude wrote: the question on our quiz in health was: there are over ____ ingredients in marijuana.

so as a gag i put down 9000 do you guys think it was worth it?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY

AFTER YOU FAIL THE TEST, YOU CAN SHOW IT TO ALL OF YOUR OTHER FAT, ACNE'D FRIENDS AND YOU'LL LAUGH AND LAUGH THEN CRY AS YOU MASTURBATE INTO YOUR MOTHER'S UNDERWEAR AND WISH YOU HAD REAL FRIENDS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

At 10/3/08 08:50 PM, MeMaMoMoo wrote:
Yes...............he was
Whigs and Democrats were the two major parties at the time. Abe was the first Republican to win.

Who the fuck is Thomas Jefferson?

At 10/3/08 10:44 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: And also. She referenced his dead wife.

By sssaying what a great person she was and how she;s being rewarded in heaven?

Quite distasteful.

Seriously, she might as well have joked about it. Am I right guys?

At 10/3/08 10:17 PM, Chavic wrote: What do you guys think?

I think I'm in love.