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If Tvs are for noobs then its pretty obvious that your family are a bunch of noobs.

She was drunk while teaching you...Or this account may be an alt.

Please Get The Hell Off Of Newgrouds because you're going to get trampled by raging 12 year olds. The Jonas Brothers will then use your body as a sex toy for their devious ways.

Skin colour: Pink

Foot Colour: Red

Hat: SAS Gasmask

Weapon: MP5A3

well, it's going away now...still hurts though.

These are styes

OVER 9000!!!!
Wow, my cure is to go outside.

I have recently gotten a stye and it hurts like hell. When I woke up today it nearly covered my eye. It was red and sore. When I woke up today the eye crust was stuck in my eyelashes and it was butthurt taking the eyecrust out. Anyone here had a stye?

Do you guys read? I said I call on private when prank calling.

Are you guys just going to ask me what a crank call is?

I always put my cell phone on anonymous before calling.

Me and some of my friends crank call any random number (of course with anonymous) but, we crank called a pizza place and I've been wondering, can they trace the call?

Thanks I guess?

Most of the time I get clothes...The only thing that i've gotten that wasn't clothing was a shitty nerf gun (A small one, if it was big then I WOULD'VE been happy) At least this year i'm to be getting Fallout 3 and COD5

Since Obama is to be in office next year what will happen to the KKK? Will Obama do anything about it? For that matter, What will the KKK do to Obama?

Now, it's about a dollar.

It ruins the surprise later on; so no.

1. They call atheists satanists.
2. They hate gays just because they think god hates gays.
3. They say mentally retarded people go to hell.
4. They always think they're right.
5. They hate Catholicism when they're nearly the same to eachother.

All wrapped up into a taco :D

At 12/7/08 06:38 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: get a macbook

You didn't just say that.

First of all, Mac sucks
Second of all, Laptops can't be upgraded.

Nah, but you can email them with a pic of meat.

I will turn 81 and finally crack and go around town shooting mac computers at Frys, While killing the apple computers I accidently fall on my back and die of cancer at that second.

Lovebugs? Wait till they get into your computer.

A thread on a 4 year old show makes me want to puke.

What I mean is: Is newgrounds games evolving?

I've noticed that people are making 3d games for newgrounds. Does that mean by 10 years most all of the games on NG will be 3d?

Come on... She's mad at me now. :P

I recently re-installed my cousins printer after a System Restore and I installed it using Windows Hardware Installation since they don't have an installation cd. After I installed it ,it wouldn't print. I installed the drivers online and still nothing. Can you help me Newgrounds?

Yeah i've been called an asshole. Thanks for answering my question.

Name one then

The video card is probably dead.