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At 1/3/11 10:08 PM, Oolaph wrote: I've only heard of it. Is it some sort of reality show or something?

Douchebags get paid millions to get drunk and have sex whilst being as morally reprehensible as possible, presumably while punching starving African children in the face.

Super Mario 64. I really don't know how to make this post amusing or sentimental in any way.

+1

The only way the show could be any more for you is if it had DBZ intermissions.

Millions of people have died, whether it be from starvation, illness, or murder, including people who brought joy to millions.

The world economy has fallen on hard time, leaving many without work, all because some people wanted a few extra dollars in their own pocket.

Of course, the things you mentioned are MUCH worse.

It isn't a game, silly.

At 1/1/11 11:25 PM, Heinrich wrote:

At 1/1/11 11:13 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Too bad they're not real, would have been kinda cool.

Pffft, nothing beats spaghetti trees!

...A Spaghetti tree octopus?

I'd be thrown out for not meeting the proper qualifications.

It's too bad that no one seems to believe in their existence. If they weren't so elusive due to their camouflage, maybe they'd be more well-documented. Granted, I'm sure that some companies are paying a few workers to keep quiet about them as well. Please, people, let's ban together to protect this glorious creature. Save the tree octopus.

I love how we have people who believe they're experts on how to survive something that doesn't exist. I can't wait for a zombie outbreak to happen in which the only way to kill them is through massive amounts of citrus.

At 1/1/11 08:40 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 1/1/11 08:38 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: I'd think dogs would want to stay away from something with the ability to wield explosions.

They have that much sense? We are talking about the same creature that drinks out of a toilet.

Dogs aren't completely unable to pick up on fucking danger. Otherwise they'd be extinct. Besides, toilet water's cleaner than sink water, so dogs are actually smart in that respect.

I'd think dogs would want to stay away from something with the ability to wield explosions.

At 12/31/10 05:00 PM, Chiroz wrote: When I became a member

I'm just going to lay a few things out:

1. The graphics are bad. This doesn't affect gameplay, so it shouldn't be a very big deal, but you need to accept that they're just not very good.

2. The sound effects are terrible. HOWEVER, I DO rather enjoy the music, and yet again, this shouldn't be a very big deal, etc.

3. The free version is pretty fucking shit. After a few quests and getting to around level 35, the game loses its magic. After a certain point, there's LITERALLY nothing you can do except grind for money and stats.

4. Just because the free version is shit, doesn't mean that the member's version is shit. Although I've never been a member, it looks like there's a HELL of a lot more shit to do. I can conclude from this that the game would be 1,000 times better if I had a membership, but I'm not about to blow my money on something that can't impress me with its free mode.

Also, before you bitch about how I don't have enough experience with the game, I've gotten 2 different characters past level 60, both of which completed every quest, and one of which who has a shit ton of money.

At 12/30/10 09:18 PM, RentallyMetarded wrote:

At 12/30/10 09:16 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote:

At 12/30/10 09:14 PM, RentallyMetarded wrote:

At 12/30/10 09:12 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: Wait, since when was Minecraft NOT ridiculously popular?

9/10 if you ask some random person if they know what minecraft is they are going to say they don't.

I wasn't aware that a fanbase of 700,000,000 million people was small.

If ur talking about registered, its only 3 mil. When Black Ops is like, 30 mil.

I guess it could use a bit more mainstream press, but I still hear about it non-stop on the internet.

Also, on topic, I think more people should look into Live-A-Live. I'll admit it's not the best game, a shortie plagued by guide dang it moments, but the soundtrack was still legendary and I rather enjoyed the combat system.

At 12/30/10 09:14 PM, RentallyMetarded wrote:

At 12/30/10 09:12 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: Wait, since when was Minecraft NOT ridiculously popular?

9/10 if you ask some random person if they know what minecraft is they are going to say they don't.

I wasn't aware that a fanbase of 700,000,000 million people was small.

I think most of us here should at least be able to agree that if you're not a member, then the game is rather shit.

Wait, since when was Minecraft NOT ridiculously popular?

At 12/29/10 07:56 PM, FBIpolux wrote: These pictures of DBZ don't make you a good poster.

Oh God this

Oh boy I'm so excited that I'll finally have someone to play Super Smash Brothers Melee with

Oh wait

My posts will never get better, but at the same time they'll never get worse.

My posting quality is already dragging on the bottom of whatever the fuck is below Hell.

At 12/29/10 07:33 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:

At 12/29/10 07:28 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 12/29/10 07:25 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:

I watched an episode of DBZ Kai once. It made me want to slaughter an orphanage full of kids. Original DBZ forever.

You be trollin'.

I'll give you specific examples if you want.

I just wanted to chime in with Kai's lack of planet Austrailia.

No self-respecting wapanese cartoon remake can exclude planet Austrailia.

And they had a beautiful child named Ronald.

Newgrounds is the only forum that I participate in.

I hope no one tries to advertise their shitty freewebs forums in this thread

At 12/29/10 04:56 PM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote:

At 12/29/10 04:53 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote:

Do you have any fucking common sense or do you like just acting like a cunt. You damn well know what i ment yet you pull this out of your ass.

Michael Vick led to death

He got out of trouble

You're annoyed that people are complaining about it

You're annoyed that people are complaining about people who lead to death getting off scot free

You're annoyed that people are complaining about people who lead to death getting off scot free because there's worse things going on in the world and thus is not worth complaining about

There are worse things than simple murder going on in the world

Following this trend, you'd be annoyed if people complained about people who led to death getting off scot free

At 12/29/10 04:50 PM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote:

At 12/29/10 04:49 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: Let murderers free

Ok, now where in the fuck did i imply that?

Michael Vick led to doggie death

Michael Vick got out of jail

You shouldn't complain because there are worse things going on in the world

At 12/29/10 04:43 PM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote: You tell me where i mentioned betting on baseball? Im not reffering to the other guy im just saying there is worse shit in the world like children starving to death, genocide, innocent people being shot to death on the street. Yet we woeey about some asshole watching dogs fight.

Genocide is worse than rape and murder

Genocide happens in the world

Let murderers free

At 12/29/10 04:21 PM, Elroy wrote:

At 12/29/10 03:50 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: As for me, I'm getting black out of tradition, even though I prefer white's legendary.

What tradition is that?

the tradition of being on the same side.

Red.

Gold.

Ruby.

Pearl.

And now I'm getting black.

FUCK YOU BLACK IS RED

At 12/29/10 04:21 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: Holy shit guys! They put an updated version with WINTER/CHRISTMAS THEME!

Oh shit snow and lights this suddenly makes the game worth more than a few hours of my time

The black legendary is in white and the white legendary is in black because they're the yin-yang pokemon. There's a little bit of yin in yang and a little bit of yang in yin.

As for me, I'm getting black out of tradition, even though I prefer white's legendary.

Super Mario Galaxy

Jump over boulder, fix toilets

You fucking god damn lazy slob.