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I couldn't resist.

My word, your theory is impeccable!

WE MUST TELL THE PEOPLE!

Oh Jesus, another dumbass.

At 12/4/10 07:44 PM, smeagol1 wrote:

At 12/4/10 07:43 PM, Sammeh wrote: If God doesn't exist (praise the lord) then why is he always mentioned in the Bible?

Your not serious right?

You're not serious, right?

At 12/4/10 05:55 PM, Elsid wrote:

At 12/4/10 05:53 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: Hi, I'm a cynical American who likes to judge their country.

You know, a smart guy.

That's ironic, because you just implied that judging your country is a bad thing.

Besides the fact that it was a clear parody of the last bit of the OP's post, I'm not sure how you could definitively say that my standalone statement was meant to be interpreted as contradictory.

Hi, I'm a cynical American who likes to judge their country.

You know, a smart guy.

At 12/4/10 03:29 PM, EmmDubya wrote: This screenshot definitely looks like Quintet, but not too much like ActRaiser. I'll put my money on it being Terranigma with the sprite layer removed, purely due to that thing looking a lot like the teleportation things in Beruga's lab. If that is Terranigma, you get a hug. It's by far my favourite game of all time, I believe that on three different occasions I've posted screenshots from it in this thread. Beautiful game.

It's none of those I'm afraid. If you'd like a hint, it's an image you can see VERY early in the game.

At 12/4/10 02:59 AM, TheSouthernTower wrote:

At 12/4/10 02:58 AM, TechnoGoomba wrote: I'm sure this has nothing to do with this.

Alright, you caught me. But still, it needed to be said.

Just you wait, Reality T.V. will only get worse from here. In a few years' time, there will be another show that sinks humanity's collective value farther. Probably involving the homeless, piss, and plenty more idiotic rich folk more shallow than the puddle formed from a single raindrop.

At 12/4/10 02:57 AM, giveupyourwaffles wrote: Eventually, you start drinking. That's all you can do is drink and drink to forget your problems.

How the hell do you drink with no limbs?

Also, the first letter of a sentence always needs to be capitalized.

I'm sure this has nothing to do with this.

27 days of Spring

I don't fucking know

Yeah.

At 12/4/10 02:03 AM, thekingofmadness wrote: Any thoughts on my story?

Bad. Any bum on the street can just throw together a bunch of bad shit happening to you. In fact, this is probably the nicest "worst case scenario" out there.

At 12/4/10 02:03 AM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

To be fair, the game raises an interesting point.

How much should a game developer be willing to give up in terms of gameplay in order to make an artsy game?

Hell, you could probably make another artsy game out of that concept alone.

Personally, I've been toying around with the idea of a snarky british invisible man, journeying through a cartoonish platforming world with full snarky british commentary.

At 12/4/10 01:12 AM, GotTheBlues wrote: Oh, and by the way, this was a trollin' thread, successful troll was successful :D

You have an odd idea of success.

You don't like people who complain a lot.

You're complaining about people who complain a lot.

You don't like yourself.

All the glitches in the Super Smash Brothers series were pretty sweet, in particular playing as Master Hand and the aforementioned black hole glitch.

A lot of older games also have plenty of fun glitches.

In more modern games, Read Dead Redemption's glitches are pretty good. I particularly enjoyed the glitch that let you walk in the air. It was really enlightening to know what it would be like if God was a sniper.

So is this why people cringe when they hear memes in real life? Cause I feel pretty shit now.

Erm...

ElectroKoopa?

I wanted to include a quote from one of his songs.

Fuck.

I would've cured that shit completely if bit wasn't for that one inconsiderate asshole committing suicide in the beginning.

Hey, doesn't this belong in the video games forum?

At 12/3/10 12:14 AM, Cootie wrote:

At 12/2/10 11:55 PM, TheRedRocks wrote: Oh wow. The fact that you would even let a show like this get to you annoys me. Just ignore it like everything else thats stereotype.

Two words:

tractor race.

A few more words:

Anti-gay red religious zealots.

At 12/2/10 11:30 PM, Cootie wrote: people from Alabama have class

I lol'd.

I can never get past the second page. They really need to have the ability to skip questions.

At 12/2/10 07:39 PM, JonBro wrote: Super Mario 63 sucks.

Well, I certainly didn't expect that. You'd think the animation skills would come with the quality game know-how.

A should be an, cant should have an apostrophe.

Not forgiven.

At 12/2/10 08:01 PM, Genocide wrote: Recently I have been handing out a lot of trash talk about blacks

I made you bannable.

At 12/2/10 07:27 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 12/2/10 07:25 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: 0vah 9000 penis ololo

Is that a placenta or some kind of demon fish?

Why would you assume it's a placenta?