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This joke was funnier when I saw it a couple days ago.

On this very forum.

At 12/10/10 12:07 AM, EtchASketchClock wrote: They think Epic Mickey will be popular because Kingdom Hearts is popular.

But KH fans only really care about the spiky haired dudes because they are closet homosexuals.

EM lacks gay spike--haired dudes, so they are fucked.

I swear, I only like it because of the gameplay!

Have you ever noticed how every blockbuster movie proclaims it's the "greatest movie of the X"? This is no different. It's advertising meant to draw in an audience through fictional claims. Of course we already know that the real GOTY is obviously [DATA EXPUNGED]

Anonymous will never be able to accomplish anything. They simply don't have nearly enough dedicated hackers to make a sizable dent in anything. The limit of their abilities is to take down a website for a day at most, which is insignificant compared to the profits they make. Granted, I do love the idea of anonymous having actual sway in the real world, but that's just not the case.

Here's a bit of reading on operation payback for anyone not aware of the details.

Oh hey, I just figured out a nifty little easter egg! If you become a drug dealer, the game suddenly reveals that it's a complete piece of shit and freezes up! Karma! Isn't that great?

Pics or it didn't happen.

At 12/6/10 06:12 PM, Numbuh1Over0 wrote: Buncha shit

No need to get defensive, now. Just be proud of who you are.

At 12/6/10 04:44 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: I doubt that someone would beat the shit out of someone for skin color. The black skin kid probably said something he shouldn't have.

People can be really ignorant about something as trivial as color, mang.

I like to swear because it feels powerful. I saw a study once that swearing actually increases your ability to endure pain.

At 12/5/10 07:49 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: penis cloud

Tell me more!

I'm calling bullshit, Tineye can't find anything on it.

Naw man, it's totally true. Just the other day, I was on an adventure with my pikachu, eating berries and shit, and all of the sudden I drew a pentagram on my forehead and was possessed by Satan and killed people and shit.

I'm pretty much resigned to the idea of complete loneliness outside of family.

I hope your story got at least a C in creative writing class. You should be a B-list movie writer.

Ooh, this is my absolute favorite!

The Taman Shud Case (linked because there's a TON of really good shit).

At 12/5/10 03:02 PM, TheReturnOfTomsPulp wrote:

At 12/5/10 02:45 PM, killingspreekiller wrote: you dictate the outcome of the game

Same killer every time.

This was actually my main problem with the game. I thought all this "CHOOSE WHAT HAPPENS" meant that the player's actions would determine who the killer was. And although it was certainly fun seeing all the different ways the story could be played out, it still remains that that was still the only story. Granted, it was a blast to play through, but it just seems like they were too focused on having one storyline in order to prepare for the inevitable movie.

At 12/5/10 03:36 AM, Killinkyle wrote: if i was that kid id make fun of the other guys for actualy knowing wtf runescape is

seriously, if you even know what runescape is, your a huge fucking nerd

YOU know what Runescape is.

Any good game you have that can be played in your room.

I think that thisfamily song is quite heartwarming. It starts off sad, but then goes the way of the disney movie.

At 12/4/10 09:47 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Any one who says Hitler trying to be funny is retarded.

It's pretty legitimate, actually. Imagine if you could tell someone that you live with GODDAMN HITLER.

My mother.

She died of cancer a few years ago...

That image is DEEPLY offensive for letting a man portray God, let alone a black man.

The ability to piss in any of the three primary colors, so long as there is a morbidly obese football fan within 30 feet of you.

At 12/4/10 09:29 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:

At 12/4/10 09:03 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote:

At 12/4/10 08:59 PM, Numbuh1Over0 wrote: Satanic lies

You dare reject the glorious teachings of our lord and savior?!

You're a fool, sir! A FOOL!

Everyone knows that God created man from dirt and the Earth in less than a week! Anyone who says anything to the contrary should go die in a fire for not accepting our Lord Jesus Christ!

Finally, another man who knows the divine truth! Come, brother! We must purge this world of all sinful evils, starting with this very website!

Hitler.

OH SHIT AN ALLIGATOR

At 12/4/10 09:26 PM, Space-Whale wrote: Evolution happens over hundreds of thousands of years, not 10.

Oh hey, I've been meaning to use this picture!

At 12/4/10 09:16 PM, FireReign wrote: If Harry Potter doesn't exist, why are there seven books and seven-out-of-eight movies about him?

That point was already made. Besides, it has already been established that Harry Potter DOES exist.

At 12/4/10 09:11 PM, Numbuh1Over0 wrote: Shit no one in the entire history of the universe could conceivably give the slightest bit of a shit about

So it appears that those without evidence (you) have to resort to pointless tirades in order to blind people to the holy truth! How DARE you attempt to make people forget about God and Jesus!

At 12/4/10 08:59 PM, Numbuh1Over0 wrote: Satanic lies

You dare reject the glorious teachings of our lord and savior?!

You're a fool, sir! A FOOL!

At 12/4/10 08:48 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 12/4/10 08:46 PM, Numbuh1Over0 wrote:

At 12/4/10 08:35 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote: Yes, I agree completely.

Okay, in that case:

Atheism: 2
Sammeh: 0

(I'm thinking of keeping a running tally of how many people are on each side.)

You're a fucking idiot. Get the fuck out of here.

RacistBassist: 2
Numbuh1Over0: 0