At 10/18/09 10:25 PM, MoriChax wrote:

At 10/18/09 06:45 PM, citricsquid wrote: At 10/18/09 07:20 PM, Toukeman wrote: Is there anything you can't do?

Piss through a penis. :I

Here! Take mine!

*chops off*

I like the way the British sound, i mean, sometimes it is hard to understand them but overall it is completely bad ass.

Most likely because of Sean Connery

That means we should remove all flash because anyone can trick someone with a fake preloader and do the same thing.

Your argument makes no sense.

At 10/18/09 10:37 AM, Fleshlight wrote:

If everyone used that logic, the portal would be full of spam with no views. With the new view, the flash could just auto play, so it's a problem with Newground safety, not the user.

See this button?

You can click it at any time.

sorry about the quality i was too lazy to use photoshop

At 10/18/09 10:41 AM, matt-likes-swords wrote:

But yeah, the purchases show he never supported Newgrounds with 1 penny, so he has no right to bitch about a site he goes on for free.

I was under the impression that NG made most of it's money off ads and hardly anything from the store.

Nah, newgrounds makes quite a bit of money off the store.

Think about it, would it be better clicking a 5 cent ad, or how about buying a $20 shirt?

At 10/17/09 11:34 AM, waynerz99 wrote: How do the shift 4 medals still not work? You lazy mother fucking piece of shit admins need to get your priorities set and take care of that. There is absolutely no reason for such a long process. I don't give a fuck if you all had swine flu (which is virtually impossible considering theres a shit ton of you) or if your working 12 hours straight on this gay NG chat that nobody wants anyways.

You got other shit to do? Fine I understand leaving it for a couple days. BUT NOT 3 FUCKING WEEKS.

I do believe Poozy's link was for this post he made.

The kid is bitching about how the admins are "shit" and need to get their priorities set because he thinks the world revolves around him. He also doesn't know the process in which medals are fixed which requires the author's cooperation and an admin's.

gay NG chat that nobody wants anyways.

Maybe people feel the same way about the medal system?

But yeah, the purchases show he never supported Newgrounds with 1 penny, so he has no right to bitch about a site he goes on for free.

At 10/17/09 05:18 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:

At 10/17/09 04:49 PM, Techno wrote: An admin must approve the updated SWF, he may have reloaded it, but an admin did not get around to approve it yet.

Uhm, we all know that. And have stated it before in the past two pages, even with other games since this thread started. Over and over again.

*Facepalm.*

Fuck off.

I was telling everyone because people are still bitching "DURR IT SAYS 1.1 WHY DOES IT SAY THAT EVEN THOUGH THE AUTHOR SAYS HE FIXED AND UPLOADED?"

Maybe if people weren't so stupid, they wouldn't need restating.

An admin must approve the updated SWF, he may have reloaded it, but an admin did not get around to approve it yet.

At 10/16/09 02:43 PM, Ursiruss wrote:

At 10/16/09 02:03 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 10/16/09 12:10 PM, Rynestar wrote: I'd make a demotivational poster using that image. Also, I would try to go to a professional and see how much that pic costs. We could be talking 6 digits.

LOL 6 DIGITS FOR A POSTER OF FAST FOOD MASCOTS FIGHTING.

well maybe not 6 digits but I think its a reasonable price if you guys want to take a look

here you go >=)

You stole the image from there? If not, Pic with you with it because it seems you just took that picture off of ebay...

You obviously didn't find it yourself...you said you didn't know how much it was

"it is a reprint of an original painting by the notable pinup artist Otis Sweat."

There goes all the value BTW. Plus your NG profile says you live in Washington...yet it says the poster was found in Germany lolwut.

He is alive.

Turn on CNN now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On1drhgxG WU

^That is the video of the guy actually doing it.

He turned himself in.

At 10/12/09 09:27 PM, Caraboo wrote:

At 10/12/09 09:09 PM, Techno wrote:

At 10/12/09 04:25 PM, Caraboo wrote: bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwww

I can't really hear you over all the butt hurt you are radiating from your posts.

It seems to me you are trying really hard to get a staff position on the site lmao. Either that or you are too hurt that you don't have one and are doing anything to get one. Also i assume you know how much Newgrounds makes yearly, monthly, and daily to say the things you said.

You gloating about having the shift 4 medals further proves your arrogance towards others, you are just making yourself look like a fool.

If you want to go any further please do PM me, i don't think you should embarrass yourself publicly like this.

Sorry for anyone who had to read this.

At 10/12/09 04:25 PM, Caraboo wrote: bunch of BAWW

So let me get this straight, you give the guy who is also working on the NG chat and a bunch of other projects a bunch of shit because you can't unlock a few medals that don't mean anything?

You seem pretty selfish to me. How about, you wait and he will fix them whenever he feels like it and gets the chance to?

Just wondering...what exactly does Canada have to be grateful for?

except Rig and Jadetheassassin

Yo mods, i'm really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but project mayhem was the best underground project of all time. Of all time.

Conspiracy much?

At 10/9/09 03:52 PM, NpPro93 wrote: Sure. What about a Flash about a day in the life of a submission? Kind of like "I'm Just a Bill" from Schoolhouse Rock, but without a song and much shorter.

Nah, lets just have an outside source choose.

Anyone want to pick one for us?

At 10/9/09 11:47 AM, NpPro93 wrote: Hey, anyone want to do a short challenge (1-2 hours) with me starting sometime tomorrow? You can come up with the topic.

Alright tomorrow is good for me.

Let's do something Newgrounds related. Sound good?

At 10/8/09 09:32 PM, RoboJesus wrote: Wow. Notepad. That's some fancy technology Nasa's got there.

You know what, i was just thinking the same exact thing.

Why would they be giving us a countdown...using notepad lol?

Also, did anyone else hear them say something about encountering a new type of something or other during lift off? Sounds pretty dangerous to me.

I must admit, last nights episode wasn't ALL funny, but still it was awesome.

It wasn't one of them "keep you in stitches" episodes. Started off well, got a bit boring then when MJ took over Ike the funny came back.

All in all a pretty good episode. Can't wait until next week :P

You really should have let him believe what ever he wanted to.

Think about it, would you want others forcing their religion upon you? Probably not. You should probably apologize and tell him to believe what ever he wants. Seems to me like he might follow you with everything you do.

one of them kind of "friends"

I regret not flying on a plane for so long.

I've been on one before, but i never wanted to go on again after. I have had many oppertunities to go to Florida and Cancun, but sadly i turned them down :(

This summer though i plan to travel to California :)

iPod Touch.

I have never used a Zune so i can't tell you the differences, but iPod is more reliable.

I don't know what features are on the Zune, but on the iTouch there are tons and tons of games available for download and what not. Also if i am not mistaken isn't the Zune a phone also?

The moon isn't going to be destroyed.

First off this "bomb" would be so small it wouldn't do any damage at all practically. It is only made for finding water on the moon, not for blowing it out of our sky.

Second, it is pretty awesome. If we find more water on the moon then we can hopefully colonize there one day, which would be awesome.

Information on him.

Turns out he is dead.

Tim Jewell passed away around noon Friday, September 18, 2009 at the age of 19 after being in comatose since September 12th from hanging himself, and after a rescue attempt to save his life.

Don't know what exactly his NG account is though.

RIP

At 10/7/09 08:03 AM, Ani-x wrote: Im game to.
Lets make it a 3 way.

and I think a 3rd party should choose the theme(that way we dont use animations we have laying around)

what time is this shindig?

If you are talking to me, then i'm game.

Also yes, a third party choice of a topic would be good, as long as it isn't too...eccentric.

And by eccentric i mean unfunny and that jazz.

Some practice hmm... Anyone want to flash battle this weekend? Maybe into Monday if you are also off for Columbus day?

If not we can can do Friday, Saturday, and Sunday if that works for you.

SO WHO DARE CHALLENGE MOI?!

At 10/6/09 09:03 PM, HollowGrave wrote: Paris, self-explainitory.

Yes because Paris is a country...

ANYWAY, i would have to say America, because the most freedoms etc.

At 10/6/09 08:20 PM, Archon68 wrote:

At 10/6/09 07:01 PM, Techno wrote: booyah

The only problem NOW is the holding mouse function, any help pleaseeeeeeeeee :(

Just set a variable to TRUE onMouseDown, and FALSE to onMouseUp. Or have an interval/timer/whatever AS3 uses that is started onMouseDown, and cleared onMouseUp.

A whats-a-whos-it?

Pry do tell

At 10/6/09 04:48 PM, Techno wrote:

At 10/6/09 04:42 PM, Techno wrote:

At 10/6/09 04:08 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: Maybe this could help?

Helped a tiny bit.

But as you can see, the bullets come out of the back of the gun, and shoot at a different angle.

This is the code that is giving trouble to it.

shot.x = gun.x;
shot.y = gun.y;
shot.rotation = gun.rotation;

If you can figure out why it is not lining up with it, i've tried tons of things.

Another thing is i don't want a sprite for the movieclip, and when i try to add the movieClip as a bullet, it is giving me trouble.

Thanks for that though, at least SOMETHING is firing SOMEWHERE haha.

HAHA WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!

shot.x = gun.x;
shot.y = gun.y;
shot.rotation = gun.rotation + 90;

I fixed it!

The only thing now is to replace the sprite with a movieClip instead, any help?

I have also fixed this :D

booyah

The only problem NOW is the holding mouse function, any help pleaseeeeeeeeee :(