So yeah guys i was just jerking off outside on a park bench when suddenly BOOM some guy gets shot.
I was the only one there of course at the PUBLIC PARK. So he started chasing me with his gun. But was afraid to fire because of my super reflective skin. If he didn't hit me between the eyes, the bullet would reflect off instantly hitting him in the dick, thus killing him.
So i hopped a few fences, then he tripped over a dildo dropped by a woman in front of a porn shop and i got away.
P.S. IT WAS SCARY!!!