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Cuz BAM! Them bitches are in! I don't know how many of you 'round these parts care, but I just like to geek out every now and then.... it's whateva... Droid X Units Arriving at Best Buy Locations

Uhhhh sure I guess.... I never thought of GTA IV as being able to rip your balls of with its graphics but w/e.

Prolly sounds a little dumb, but I love the scene/moment in Underworld at the end where Selene jumps and slices the other vampire's head and it is slow to fall off. I know, my powers of description are astounding!

JEEBUS I can't trip this thing up for nothin!

At 7/3/10 01:38 PM, UnreaK745 wrote: And goddam it feels awesome!

Well, I chipped some skin, because I used the scissors, but still, I feel relieved.

Why, you might ask? So the bitches sucking my dick won't have a huge ass bush in their face.

Discuss, motherfuckers.

Thanks for keeping me informed. I totally woke up this morning and was like "You know what, I wonder if some 13 year old kid shaved his first pubes today...." Well thanks for answering that question! I can now sleep tonight. Please let me know the next time you wipe your ass, will you?

At 7/3/10 04:23 PM, Eltelelel wrote:

At 7/3/10 04:21 PM, The-Psycho-Ragdoller wrote:

At 7/3/10 04:17 PM, Eltelelel wrote: I also see no problem in snitching. if i am questioned about something, i will give as much info as i can.

Dude don't snitch, just play it cool, and leave them alone.

well, if someone tried to hurt me or my familyme i would tell the police, if i witnessed something happening to a stranger, i would ask other people what i should do.

Well you do whatever you think is right I guess.... If you feel the need to take it upon yourself to rid the park of scum then great, someone's gotta do it. However just be cautious. For some strange reason people have a way of getting pissed if you have them put in jail. It's weird, I know.

At 7/3/10 04:21 PM, The-Psycho-Ragdoller wrote:

At 7/3/10 04:17 PM, Eltelelel wrote: I also see no problem in snitching. if i am questioned about something, i will give as much info as i can.

Dude don't snitch, just play it cool, and leave them alone.

I agree. Don't open that can of worms. If the park is the hub of illegal activity that you say it is, then surely the police will and/or have caught on.

At 7/3/10 04:17 PM, Eltelelel wrote: i have a nice looking park in my town that is full of drug dealers, muggers and sex offenders. i dont know why this happens. why cant all the criminals gtfo of this town and stay in the city? i also see no problem in snitching. if i am questioned about something, i will give as much info as i can. there is no reason why i should have a nice looking park in my town and have it full of street criminals

JEEZE! Well where the fuck else am I supposed to peddle my drugs? Ugh every back alley is taken and now you're trying to kick me out of the park too!? Sheesh!

I think this is actually a conversation that should have taken place like, uh... 40 years ago, back when Scooby Doo was relevant. Funny that you strike me as someone who enjoys sunsets, long walks on the beach, and beating dead horses with blunt objects.

Santa once upon a time. I even wrote him a letter one Christmas eve and laid it next to the cookies I left him. I left a pen too and asked him to write me back.... Obviously he didn't. My mom wasn't even a good sport and couldn't even forge some shit pretending to be Santa. Instead she responded with: "Santa's not gonna write fuckin write you back. And if these cookies attract ants in the morning I'm gonna kick your ass!"

So yeah, that shot my happy plane right out of the sky....

Well I guess if you like looking like you're giving your imaginary friend a perpetual blowjob, then this is the toy for you!

It's obviously from your bed, pillow or blanket.

Ohhh obviously lol... That wasn't a dirty reference or ANYTHING....

To be honest, I was actually being serious. I thought it was quite obvious to how hair was getting in your mouth when waking up in the morning. If you want it to be like that then you probably sucked a dick before going to sleep. Happy?

Yes muuuch better! :)

At 7/2/10 11:04 PM, Adio0205 wrote:

At 7/2/10 10:49 PM, technicalbuzz wrote: Strangely enough I wake up with little hairs in my mouth all the time.... Funny thing is, I don't ever remember seeing any hairs in my food. Weird....

It's obviously from your bed, pillow or blanket.

Ohhh obviously lol... That wasn't a dirty reference or ANYTHING....

Strangely enough I wake up with little hairs in my mouth all the time.... Funny thing is, I don't ever remember seeing any hairs in my food. Weird....

At 7/2/10 10:21 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:

At 7/2/10 10:20 PM, technicalbuzz wrote:

At 7/2/10 09:57 PM, Blush wrote: Do some crack. That should liven things up for a while.

You know.... that one's actually a good idea. I think I'll partake in some crack on the dusty dashboard of '73 El Camino. Who needs sleep anyway.....?

The hell? Be normal and do it on a glass table or something. Jeez.

Well crack is just so bland these days. One needs to liven up environment in which one does crack. And on second thought I don't know if doing crack on a dashboard is spicy enough for me. I think I might graduate to snorting a line on a Peruvian dwarf's ass-crack... We'll just have to see how the night plays out.

At 7/2/10 09:57 PM, Blush wrote: Do some crack. That should liven things up for a while.

You know.... that one's actually a good idea. I think I'll partake in some crack on the dusty dashboard of '73 El Camino. Who needs sleep anyway.....?

So I feel as though I wasted a day. An entire DAY! I returned a precious gift God gave me and I feel so useless because I did nothing but sit around the entire day. I live in the middle of nowhere with nothing around but trashy people. The nearest walmart is like 30 mins away and I feel like I need to hop on the Oregon Trail just to get my happy ass to the closest Burger King. So my question is what do you all do when you're bored and there's nothing around?

Masturbating nonstop is a little hard once your hand starts to bleed, and I can only down so many cans of Reddi-Whip in a day.... UGH what to do?

For being 16 years old, you're off to a great start! When you are doing drawings such as these, they are most notable for their crisp, clean lines. Try practicing your line drawings. Experiment with different widths and line strengths to get the results you're looking for. And as far as what you draw, practice is practice no matter if you're creating something original, or drawing a character that already exists. Sometimes progress doesn't happen as quickly as you would like. Keep practicing and don't get discouraged!