Post embarrassing facts about yourself.

Example:
There are few users that I would like to have rampart orgies with.

I would laugh if Pimp posted in here.
Too bad he never does though.

Wait...

I hope this works.

Like I said, if lemonsourkid doesn't want me to use this for the competition, I wont.
After all, 2 frames are almost entirely his work.

At 12/14/09 10:00 AM, 5N1P35 wrote: Ok, here's my attempt at both the Christmas one and the Animated one, lol.

That is excellent.

My entry:

1-2 hours on weekdays, 2-14 hours on weekends.

At 12/14/09 06:17 PM, Tateos wrote: If lemonsourkid asks me not to use this for the competition, I won't count it as my entry.
Sorry guys, I couldn't help myself.

I saved it wrong. I'll post it in a second.

If lemonsourkid asks me not to use this for the competition, I won't count it as my entry.
Sorry guys, I couldn't help myself.

I'm reposting lemonsourkid's competition, but with a few changes I saw fit.
Theme is winter. Same BBS rules apply. You should be willing to let other people use your sig, but they HAVE to pm you first. You cannot enter your current sig or one you used before. There is a limit of two submitted sigs per person. Winners will be decided through democratic election. Send your votes to me. You can not vote for your entry. Prize is one butsecks, and a plate of e-cookies. Requests are still accepted.

I'm also throwing in another competition.

Animated Sig Challenge:
So, everyone remembers that you used to be able to animate sigs. Have you ever thought to yourself "Hmm, I wonder what animated sigs would look like today... Eh, whatever, I'll go back to trolling Tom"?
CREATE YO ANIMATED SIG, FOO! Two entries only. Send your votes to me. All BBS rules apply.

FAQ:
Q: Who do I send questions to?
A: Me. I might try and get more people on this though.
Q: What is the real prize?
A: Other than knowing you won, nothing.
Q: Why is there a FAQ for this? No one knows about this except for you.
A: Because, shut up.
Q: Can I ask questions in the thread?
A: Fuck no. PM me.
Q: Do you do anal?
A: Only on Wednesday, December 32.
Q: I don't know how to animate gifs. Can I still participate?
A: Yes. Just send the frames to me, I will animate them, and post them.
Q: Can I use the old sig dimensions?
A: I'd prefer that you don't, but if you must.

Oh Elfer, what should I do with my sorry ass?

Steve
Adolf
Toto
Your
Mom
Dr. Forman
Sandwich Meat
Atilla the Hamster
Hamtaro
Random Reference Generated by Tateos
Tom Fulp
Wade Fulp
Cock Joke
Stamper
Cookie
Oreo
Chocolate-Chip
Dinner
Soup
Mori
Chax
Constantinople
Jesus
Roflcopter
Vote 5

Love, Tateos

It was blammed.
The user who submitted it stole it.

Eulogy

PM request from ilikeblamingcrap.

At 12/12/09 08:54 PM, angryglacier wrote: This thread about good tv shows seems like it's missing something.

Invader Zim is the shit.

At 12/12/09 08:44 PM, Twist-Chao06 wrote: I like orgasm girl 2 cuz it'z good

Wrong place, wrong time, wrong EVERYTHING.

I don't like Flapjack. However, it's not meant for me. If this is what kids these days like then so be it.
I still watch some old favorites though, like Ed Edd 'n Eddy.

At 12/12/09 08:08 PM, Danny88 wrote:

At 12/12/09 08:06 PM, Twist-Chao06 wrote: Forget about him, he'll be dead in a few weeks

Yeah man, that's what I'm afraid of.

Your worried about this guy dying, but you want to kill, murder, assassinate, and execute me all at the same time and then enjoy some pudding?

Try sending him a letter in apology.

At 12/12/09 03:27 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Okay guise, give up on the code and just screenshot it, mmkay?

I'm bringin sexy back.

At 12/12/09 01:44 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Neopets.com, bitches.

Google.
But neopets was a close second for me.

At 12/11/09 04:20 PM, andhination wrote: Happy birthday. I don't know you, but your username is exceedingly awesome.

Amen.

I think I just threw up a little.

I say we all use something like this on April Fools Day.

At 12/10/09 07:59 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote:

At 12/10/09 07:57 PM, Tateos wrote: Makeshift (Last posted 39 pages ago)

Last I heard about the guy was that he joined the military.

Can he make posts from the military?

At 12/10/09 08:21 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote:

At 12/10/09 08:09 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: but I've been posting sigs for 1-2 weeks now, and no regular has invited me into the apprenticeship.

Really? I think you have made quality sigs, and have been a model poster for all of us. Guys, I think he's ready.

apprentice get!

I thought you were automatically an apprentice, and you get promoted to a reg after two weeks of not spamming.

At 12/10/09 08:14 PM, lemonsourkid wrote:

At 12/10/09 08:09 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: Has this system failed before it really began?

Obviously. Goddamn I wish a mod were part of this. (and didn't leave like gumonshoe.)

Actually, I don't think so. The system is like a baby, it will grow over time. The system has improved the quality of the NGSM posts.

I hate to post twice in a row without posting a sig, and I thought this was kinda funny.

Half of our members disappeared. List of inactive Members:
XIII13 (Last posted 8 pages ago)
Simple (Last posted 8 pages ago)
Makeshift (Last posted 39 pages ago)
Allhaillaharl (Last posted 11 pages ago)

I'm not freaking out just yet, but I think something should be done.

At 12/10/09 10:38 AM, Lamar537 wrote: Yes, last year. I got stuck with all of the stupid assholes that do nothing but screw around and fuck everything up an a pretty big project. I ended up slaving over getting the project completely finished out of school. The worst part? I brought everything in finished and when I got to the class, they said I did nothing. The teacher believed them and I failed it. I had to go to summer school for English because of that.

That really sucks. I actually feel really bad for you.
I've never had to do all of the work, but one time my partner wouldn't let me do anything important, and then actually complained to his mom that I didn't do anything. Why do I care? My partner was my best friends brother.

I think we need to forget about davidx.
While I wasn't around long enough to know him, I do know that everybody seems to hate him. He's dead. Instead of complaining about how much of a dick he was, we should leave him be (or not be). We shouldn't be having long arguments about him, we should maximum call him a dick and move on. You guys won't calm the fuck down, and at minimum acknowledge that he's dead, and pay him a little bit of respect. Not even by mourning him, but by not talking about how much of a dick he was.
That's my opinion at least.

At 12/9/09 03:03 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: Is there supposed to be that grid in the background. I only see that when alpha is present.

Yeah, that's on purpose.

At 12/10/09 01:48 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: I'm after a sig,
I would like it to be plain and simple;

An easy request from you? Unfathomable.

Fab is a disease.

I fear that I don't have much time before my Light aura disappears...

At 12/9/09 06:41 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: Age/Gender: n/a, Male

so your 12?

Your not funny.
A lot of people don't give out their age, some popular animators included.
I know I don't give out that information because I don't want to. I don't use facebook for the same reason.
....
As for Zone-Sama, he's received a Cease and Desist letter before.
They wouldn't sue immediately, I don't think.

At 12/9/09 02:50 PM, Tateos wrote:

At 12/9/09 02:44 PM, Tateos wrote: How does this look?

Better version.

Forgot picture...

At 12/9/09 02:44 PM, Tateos wrote: How does this look?

Better version.