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At 7/15/04 02:44 AM, -Krossroads- wrote: It looks like a movie that could give you terrible nightmares.

Coolness! Thanks for the heads-up. n_n

At 1/26/04 12:33 AM, Carmilla wrote: Dobio,
When I post on Newgrounds, my breasts get really sensitive. My nipples get hard, and I get a moist feeling in my panties. I can hardly control myself. Is this normal?

Dear Dobio,
I have a serious problem. When I read Carmilla's post, my nipples also became hard. I want to masturbate but it's hard to do that and type at the same time, so I'm not banging my knees together. The Question: Dubio, do you think you can get me her address and phone number so that I can go over her house and get all lesbo with her? PLEASE?

At 7/9/04 12:16 PM, Ivan_Vackinof wrote:

At 7/9/04 07:34 AM, Tarantulady22 wrote: If this comes out looking tremendous, I apologize...

AHHH ATTACK OF TEH FURRYS.

Jeeez! Counter attack of the douchebags! ::runs for cover::

At 7/12/04 06:06 AM, decaf wrote: Buy a book.

And you didn't mention what you wanted on the site anyway

Did I not make it clear that I was trying to get someone to do it for me? Nope, I definitely did do that. I have books... I didn't want to recode the freaking site myself.

I didn't mention what I want on the site, because it is not yet relevant to everyone who reads the post, darling. If someone had contacted me, and they knew enough about css, I would have given them details.

At 7/12/04 07:00 AM, HaroFreak wrote: Real, or being an attention craving person... I can't tell...

It's true. I made this topic because I wanted to dupe people into thinking I really killed someone so that they would feel sorry for me and buy me NG stickers. I'm so ashamed.

At 7/14/04 11:17 PM, BigBlackBen561 wrote:

At 7/14/04 11:15 PM, -DisC- wrote:

At 7/14/04 11:12 PM, BigBlackBen561 wrote: your gay for posting that there is no dead people and nobody likes your stupid pics

Oh yea well nobody likes you. Please </breathing>.

well nobody likes your profile picture cause its real gay

They say blatant homophobes are really that way because they're afraid people will find out about their homosexual fantasies... ::shudders::

It shows the cow and your name from where I'm sitting. Cool sig! ;)

When I started at a new highschool, some dipshit on the van punched me when a bug went by, so I punched him in the jaw as hard as I could.
They suspended me :(

Well, if you're an insomniac you should probably go to a doctor because the long-term effects of sleep deprivation can be pretty bad.
It could also be that you're psychotic or something... When I don't take my pills and I get too manic, I switch over to psychotic and then I can't sleep for days. It really sucks.
Also, if you are on some type of new medication, that can have a side-effect of restlessness.
Hmm... are you tripping out or something? That could do it XD
You could also try taking a freezing shower and reading a book... usually works for me.

::yawn:: .. late

I'm reading back over this and it just cracks me up that some people actually thought I was trying to pass this off as a real event 0_o And it disturbs me a little.

To those people: IT IS TRUE! I don't care that you don't believe me that I really killed the beverage man. You are probably just part of his evil plot to malnutrition all the poor children and make their teeth rot! >:P

At 7/9/04 09:07 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: pardon my iggnorance (dont call me a bumbling retarded toe sucker) But what do u mean by furrer? is it animal porn lovers or is it literally fur?

I am not a retarded

Furry is a subculture of sorts. Basically, it's people who fancy anthropomorphic creatures. It doesn't really have to have anything at all to do with sex. And no, being furry doesn't have anything to do with having sex with real-life animals. None of the furs I know would have anything to do with that nasty corrupted shit.
Fatty is a hater because he has too much fucking free time in his life... He's the type that tries to say furs are animal-rapers >:P

::screams and faints::

What do you need it for?
Risperidol? Ridulin? ROBITUSSIN??? :o

At 7/12/04 06:07 AM, NGTankClock wrote: I have never got the runs so i wouldn't know which ones worse. I do hate the flu though.

You've never had the shits in your life? 0_o Your colon must be 8 inches wide and packed with buttnachos! Erm, I dunno what buttnachos are. It's late, I'm tired ;)

One time I was on an antibiotic for a minor throat infection... It gave me the runs so bad that I thought I would die! X_x If I'd gone with an over-the-counter I wouldn't have missed two days of work because my ass was bleeding. :(

That picture caused me to have upset stomach and cramps, accompanied by vomitting. I am not able to operate heavy machinery.

I've been online late for two nights, trying to make a new layout for my site (http://www.furnation.com/tarantulady)
I have a basic understanding of html; enough to make the site exist... It looks pretty frigging generic but I know how to add the bells and whistles... I just think that adding 50 horizontal rules and shit graphics is unnecessary and annoying.
Anyway, I have an idea of what I want for my site. I get the concept of css but I am a lazy bitch. Anyone who could make me a simple template, based on my idea would get honorable mention. I won't pay for it, since it will be very basic and I will be editting it, but I will give credit where credit is due and link up so that you get exposure... I'm not a filthy pirate and I won't say I did your work.
I mean, if you know css/xhtml this would be a 5 minute job... So email if you can help. Feel free to post here, of course but I'm getting offline in a few... it's fucking 5:30am and I have work today X_x

Or I could just sit and hit the refresh button a lot XD
Fuck... two posts down for this thread 0_o

I've been online late for two nights, trying to make a new layout for my site (http://www.furnation.com/tarantulady)
I have a basic understanding of html; enough to make the site exist... It looks pretty frigging generic but I know how to add the bells and whistles... I just think that adding 50 horizontal rules and shit graphics is unnecessary and annoying.
Anyway, I have an idea of what I want for my site. I get the concept of css but I am a lazy bitch. Anyone who could make me a simple template, based on my idea would get honorable mention. I won't pay for it, since it will be very basic and I will be editting it, but I will give credit where credit is due and link up so that you get exposure... I'm not a filthy pirate and I won't say I did your work.
I mean, if you know css/xhtml this would be a 5 minute job... So email if you can help. Feel free to post here, of course but I'm getting offline in a few... it's fucking 5:30am and I have work today X_x

At 7/9/04 08:26 AM, Fatboy_ wrote: Furries make the lord jesus weep openly.

I don't think the late JC would notice a fur like me lurking amongst these sort of forums, do you? I just don't see how I'd stick out like a thorn, as far as sinning is concerned, especially since being fur isn't a sin. I'm not a fursuiter or any of that weird shit and the fanmail I get more than outweighs the haters so I don't really worry about what they think of me.

Besides, hating is a waste of time.

At 7/9/04 08:24 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote:

At 7/9/04 08:23 AM, jesslink wrote: lol get mirc and chat there!!

hey, the chat, nah, don't feel like it now, and porn postings? can't i just mail you some porn? lol.....

I get plenty of porn in my email already! 0_o only they call it spam where I come from. I wish that I'd get spammed by some fursites. It's all stupid shit like photoshopped pics of celebrities getting assbumped by donkeys and crap. I don't want to see hot asian teens shit on eachother!!!! Geez.

You could start by posting really hot yiffy art or pics of naked chicks with bunny ears on XD

Darn... two posts down; two to go :(

Yes, I am that bored. I can't sleep. It's 8:17am here and I have off work today. None of my buddays are awake until noon :(
I wish NG had a section for anthropomorphic stuff, like they do for dressups and dark flash, etc. I dig Steve Farfan's sonic flash. Anyone lese have furry flash on NG?
I also wish that there wasn't a limit of 4 posts per half hour, although I can easily see why that rule is in place. It still gets annoying when you try to have a conversation. :P I can't get the chat to load.

At 7/9/04 08:09 AM, Crimson_Edge wrote:

At 7/9/04 08:08 AM, Tarantulady22 wrote: Oh, I'm so sorry I didn't clarify in my first post that I would not have said a thing if it wasn't all over the board... OOPS! I DID!

Again, just don't read them. If you have to read every word of a topic to clarify if it is spam or not, then maybe you shouldn't be on this forum.

If it makes you happy, I'll do my best not to create any new boards in the near future and you can go play around all over the forums without having to worry about running into me. All you have to do if you want to see less of DeeCat is get the hell out of this topic and let me be. If you don't agree, please print your complaint on a large piece of stiff cardboard and file it up your ass. n_n

At 7/9/04 08:05 AM, Maus wrote: Meh. I'm just waiting for a mod to pop in and put an end to the Retard Rampage. I just wish some more people (like yourself) would post something worthwhile.

Hahaha. Watch, they'll probably ban me. XD

At 7/9/04 08:05 AM, Crimson_Edge wrote: Just don't read them. Is it that hard to ignore something without bitching?

Oh, I'm so sorry I didn't clarify in my first post that I would not have said a thing if it wasn't all over the board... OOPS! I DID!

I'm sick of opening the topics and seeing that they are shit and it's more than one user. If you enjoy the boards so much, go post to them and leave me the hell alone, because I'm sure it wouldn't be difficult for you to ignore this ONE board, jackass.

I'm not trying to be a bitch and ruin all of the fun, but those random ass posts are getting really annoying and fucking up the boards for those of use interested in browsing the forums.
I wouldn't have said anything if it was one thread, because I don't generally flame but could you stop creating threads for no reason PLEASE?!?!?!1123

At 7/9/04 07:48 AM, Newbmaster wrote:

At 7/9/04 07:34 AM, Tarantulady22 wrote: If this comes out looking tremendous, I apologize...

NICE PICCY !

::blushes and pulls tail over face:: Thanks... I don't usually wear clothes... I just drew those on for some reason.

Have you tried fingering your prostate?

If this comes out looking tremendous, I apologize...