Welcome class, I'm your US Anatomy teacher.
Now, we all know that Missouri is the heartland and Texas makes up the steel balls of our great country. We accept that Florida is the penis and Utah is pretty much the armpit.
But what about the other states?
Well, this handout portrays our country's beautiful, elaborate, and Picasso-esque detail.
Test friday. Next time we meet, we'll discuss Kansas, and how its boringness can be derived mathematically from the number of farmers living there.
