I speak for 95% of all Newgrounders when i say this.

I come on Newgrounds because i have no life.

At 12/21/08 04:38 PM, Glowstick-warroir wrote: When you die, what do you wan't your grave to be? What will it say?
Or will it even be a grave?

I'm stuck between 3 ones...
but I'm thinking this one (Keep looking at it untill you see it)

The letters on the left going down say fuck you. thats old.

Also im having a penicorn head as my grave.

What is the 1000th place of Pi?

At 12/21/08 04:33 PM, sirtom93 wrote:

At 12/21/08 04:33 PM, Tantalization wrote: will i get ban?

Probably not.

O good, that means i can LOLOLOL OMG WTF DUDE SHIT THAT IS FUCKED UP SHIT

btw i didnt make it

will i get ban?

Two Nuns in a bath. One says "Wheres the soap?" the other says "Yes it does doesn't it."

Anyone get this one?

At 12/17/08 03:55 PM, loogiesquared wrote:

At 12/17/08 03:49 PM, Tantalization wrote:

At 12/17/08 03:30 PM, loogiesquared wrote:

At 12/17/08 02:11 PM, Tantalization wrote: Opinions??

remember, 599x50px

it is 599 x 50?

it is 599x50px, it says so Here.

Yeh i know it is, the sig i made is 599 x 50

At 12/17/08 03:30 PM, loogiesquared wrote:

At 12/17/08 02:11 PM, Tantalization wrote: Opinions??

remember, 599x50px

it is 599 x 50?

Preparation time less than 30 mins
Difficulty 4/5
Cooking time 10 to 30 mins

Ingredients
8 pork chops
16 prunes, stones removed, chopped
12 apricots, stones removed, chopped
salt and freshly ground black pepper
For the sauce
1 tbsp olive oil
2 shallots, finely chopped
1 garlic clove, crushed
100ml/3½fl oz chicken stock
100ml/3½fl oz cider
3 tbsp wholegrain mustard
salt and freshly ground black pepper
50ml/2fl oz double cream
To serve
basmati rice, cooked according to packet instructions

Method
1. Preheat the oven to 200C/400F/Gas 6.
2. Cut a pocket into the side of each of the pork chops, three-quarters deep into the chop, running the length of the chops.
3. Mix the prunes and apricots together in a bowl.
4. Stuff each pocket in the chops with the prunes and apricots and secure with a cocktail stick which has been soaked in water for ten minutes. Season with salt and freshly ground black pepper.
5. Heat an ovenproof griddle pan until smoking. Place the stuffed chops onto the griddle and cook for three minutes, or until golden-brown on both sides.
6. Transfer to the oven to cook for 5-6 minutes, or until completely cooked through.
7. For the sauce, heat the oil in a pan and gently fry the shallots and garlic until soft.
8. Add stock and boil to reduce to almost nothing.
9. Add the cider and boil to reduce the volume by half, then stir in the mustard and simmer for five minutes.
10. Season, to taste, with salt and freshly ground black pepper, then add the cream and stir to combine.
11. To serve, place two chops onto each plate and place a spoonful of rice alongside. Drizzle over the sauce.

I made this, fucking lovely.

By the way, i love cooking, i'm taking it further from GCSE to college so yeah erm.

Am i in?

At 12/16/08 11:33 PM, iPodTouchNoob44 wrote: Hey, I have a small request, it won't be very hard, but can you PM me the pic or a link to it?

Main Text: iPodTouchNoob44

Secondary Text: None.

Style: plain-ish, I just want a sig with my name and a pic.

Picture/ Render: something like this http://www.cmu.edu/stores/computer/image s/ipod-touch1.jpg

Colors: kinda Black with white writing as the name, and the pic.

I made you sig just incase you dont check your PMs

I also want your opinions please guys, its my first go with Fireworks CS4

Opinions??

At 12/17/08 01:43 PM, ZteveSissou wrote: #26272c

I think that's waht you want.

No thats not

Can i have the NG BG Hex code i always friggin forget

Right i'll add you tonight BBM, we can spot battle on the claw.

I have a teacher called Mr. Fag

At 12/16/08 01:12 PM, mwmike wrote: D-Flash would work well enough. I've checked and the domain is available.

You mean dFlash?

I'm currently working on a website similar to NG and RG and i need a name.

Ideas please, my mind has totally gone fricking blank.

Halp.

Erm, link is dead or site is?

Anyone else wanna join this awesome club that, is so popular it hasnt even reached 2 pages?

Okay, watch, learn how to pluck you twangers and play with your balls.

Twangers and balls. (Slightly NSFW) Only for the innuendos.

Lolz ensue.

i also thought gay sex was bashing ones dick against another and lesbo sex was like touching ones fanny to another fanny

I used to think that i was the only person that existed, and everyone else was placed there and they all had their own lives, on another planet as such and that they were living a different life to me.

At 12/16/08 11:49 AM, ShitBits wrote: Mouth cancer cat

This looks disturbingly real

or is it?

OMG MY PC HAS TEH BROKE

No seriously, a repair man came and fixed it

I love this guy

Can i get a snoyfied sig, just snowify the guy and text, also santa hat on the guy plz kthxbai

Well, at first id like to say, they are emo, in my eyes, and i hate them.

Now for your opinions

Also, tell me other bands you consider emo, like MCR is another one

Hes watching you.

08ers FTW

The world will end when Tom does.

Originality at its best.

He's right