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At 8/19/06 04:14 PM, Joe_milionare wrote: i want a lowrider pickup man those thing are sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah you could put hydraulics on it and play "slow ride" and talk like your cuban ie Pachino in scarface chics will dig that shit lol

At 8/19/06 04:28 PM, Stewart_Griffin wrote:

At 8/19/06 03:42 PM, Insomniac_Attack wrote:

At 8/19/06 03:41 PM, BlankFaceSamurai wrote: Never heard of the place. American ?

I guess, there are a few where I live.

I live near a sam's club but i got kicked out of sam's club

Stewie did you try to kill lois in sam's club? lol

6'3" 257lbs

oops I was looking at slicG's sign up date.

Does anybody know how many nes games will be available for download and how much they will cost?

At 8/19/06 04:17 PM, -Alex- wrote:

Sorry to be a douche, but you signed up in November. Livecorpse died in June. Stop acting so cocky when you weren't even there.

no he signed up in January

At 8/19/06 03:57 PM, toxygen wrote: I personally like BJ's. They have everything.

yeeeeah i think people would have been more clear if you said Berkly&Jenson lol

At 8/19/06 03:44 PM, seth_brown wrote: I hate it how they make you buy everything in bulk, like there's gonna be a zombie invasion or something.

South Park made a parody episode about walmart it was hilarious. People turned in to zombies and constantly bought shit they didn't need.

At 8/19/06 03:56 PM, Fedale wrote:

At 8/19/06 03:51 PM, TheProduct wrote:

But hey, if you raped your own kids and kill them. What do you expect?

ask my dad hes doing 4 years

How are we supposed to do that... if in fact... he is in jail?

http://www.friendsbeyondthewall.com/

At 8/5/06 06:47 PM, Petroleum wrote: I think it'd be fun to hang out with mass murderers

It gets old fast.

At 8/5/06 06:39 PM, SitwiththeGuru wrote: Actually prison isn't half bad according to the television. I hear some people intentionally commit crimes just to enter prison.

That is very true, to a homeless person three meals a day with a paying job inside and hot showers sounds better than a concrete street.

At 8/5/06 06:32 PM, DarkSytze wrote: Being in prison would suck ass.

Almost no interactivity with people. Besides your smelly cellmate, having a room completely made out of steel. Filled with 1+ blankets, pillows and bathroom mirror.

No snacks, and from my expierence with food from prison. Potatoes are either raw or burned. Veggies are chopped like cream, ew.

Also, stuff like no computer. Daily excercise (if you think the 10 minutes of having a talk outside is exercise.. your wrong). No talking with friends and family members. You can't have a phonecall when you want, and familymembers can come by on certain time schedules.

Also, dropping your soap in prisons isn't fun. Donkey punch isn't fun either.

But hey, if you raped your own kids and kill them. What do you expect?

Actually at the max security prison I work at most inmates get 6 hours a day of exercise and sports activity. Every two weeks they also get to buy lots of food to keep in their cell like breads, pastry's, vegetables, cookies and much more. With good behavior they can also see their wife and family inside a small house inside the compound for two days about every 3 months. No I still wouldn't want to be in prison but they have it a lot better than most people realize. As far as dropping the soap goes there is a lot of misconceptions about sex in prison.

Just wanted to say goodbye to all you guys, im getting shipped off to Iraq in two days, it's been fun chatting about all kinds of crazy crap with you guys, I'll be posting again whenever I get back.

All the best,

Leprechaun.

Shakira isn't bad either, a little short (4 foot ten) but then again she could stand there comfortably and suck some dick. Aguilera is too skinny and has probly been with 40 black guys at once so her twat hole is like the size of grand canyon.

At 3/24/04 12:20 PM, macbeth- wrote:

At 3/24/04 12:17 PM, DrunkenLeprechaun wrote: That way we don't have so many "photoshop this" topics.

irony

What im trying to say is if everyone uses this topic, we won't have "photoshop my dog" "photoshop my slut ex girlfriend" as much.

Dasani has been around for years, trust me all this bottled water shit is a joke. They don't come from springs and brooks they get the shit tapped out of the ground just like peoples artesian wells and purify it.

If you want something photoshoped put the image in here and people can photoshop it. That way we don't have so many "photoshop this" topics. (Sorry if this is a bad idea).

I'd like to get Britney's left nipple inbetween my index finger and thumb and tug her tit and slap the shit out of it as hard as I can lol. Maybe do the same to her face too lol.

At 3/23/04 11:34 AM, Slash808 wrote: That's going...too far. Then again, that would sound like fun. :P I'd just purchase me a RealDoll!

Those things look so scary, they showed the guy version on HBO it had interchangeable penises and shit.

At 3/23/04 11:31 AM, Slash808 wrote: It gives me a little gas...What type of milk are you drinking? Skim milk all the way...Whole milk makes me sick. I don't know why, but it's too damn creamy for my tastes.

Lactose is found in the fat of the milk, so thats why you feel better with skim milk because it has the least amount. (except for lactaid milk).

At 3/23/04 11:29 AM, Slash808 wrote: No idea...Go start one :)

Nah I'll let someone else get banned lol

You come up with the strangest sex topics. If I had to have homosexual relations I would want to fuck myself in the ass, (ya know make a clone or something) lol

I used to get the shits because I had lactose intolerance, but you can grow out of it. I remember my stomach would get so bloated and I felt like a alien was going to burst out of it.

Why doesn't someone just start a photoshop this topic?

At 3/23/04 11:18 AM, mentalis wrote: At a dance, I spiked the punch with a substance that turned the people's urine black.

Holy shit, I bet the local doctor made a lot of money after that. I would be bugged out of my mind if my urine turned black.

At 3/23/04 11:22 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: and no im not a racist

I know how you feel, the minute you tell the TRUTH people consider you a racist.

At 3/23/04 11:19 AM, SeveredHeads wrote:

At 3/23/04 11:17 AM, DrunkenLeprechaun wrote: Does anybody else hate most of them?

I find them to be really annoying and they just talk so fucking much. Not only that, but a majority of the stuff that come out of their pieholes is just total shit.

I think fat infiltrates their brain and makes them retarted. The cows on the farm down the road from me are smarter (probly lighter too).

At 3/23/04 11:19 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: what u mean thick girls? chunky?
some of them can fuck your brains out harder than any skinny girl

i prefer a gal with meat on her bones over a skinny girl who cant suck dick

a nice thick girl with a round ass and big tits and is hungry for sex constantly and loves to gobble cum

hook me up

Yeah I like thick girls too (like puerto rican or dominican women) but not one's that need knee replacements when they are 18.

I think the internet needs to become self aware like in Terminator, and destroy all the fucking idiots who use it.

Does anybody else hate most of them? for some reason (Mainly here in NY) almost every obese woman thinks she is sexy, and they are really arrogant too. I am going to put a cattle prod on my wishlist. I say we make a gestapo and round up every fat woman, put them all on a jogging trail lined up with barbed wire and electric fencing and have people every mile or so with bullwhips hitting them in their fat asses to keep them moving.