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I'd clock in at 2. I grew up in a Christian household but now that I'm on my own I've taken it upon myself to explore what God's about and so far I'm steadfast in my faith, even if it is rather insubstantial and shallow.

Damnit wegra...

I'm in, my username's SPACKLE. Let's get this party rollin.

My participation in "The enemy is here!" thread. Over 100 pages of stupid, incoherent roleplaying nonsense. I'm glad it was deleted. Nobody will know my true powerlevel.

It's a lot more merciful than what I would do. Still, that was quite satisfying to watch. Stupid bitch deserved it.

At 8/30/14 04:00 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: If people wanted more leisure we'd invent things that make work less convenient.

I'm struggling to make heads or tails out of this. Don't you mean it the other way around?

Also fuck education.

You better get acquainted with someone who owns a pig farm, and quick.

At 8/29/14 08:20 PM, Cabbster wrote: That's literally what happened in the 1920's

lol

In a few years, it'll be the 20's all over again.

In about 3.5 months my account will be 10 years old. I've been hanging out here for the vg parody flashes a couple years before making this account. Time sure flies.

I've been threatened with rape by users here. Does that count?

At 8/29/14 01:11 AM, MykeiXWolfe wrote: Arise, and demonstrate to your fellow cadets what exactly is your purpose in the General Forum base camp!

I can be the janitor. Oh wait, that's everyone.

At 8/29/14 12:01 AM, Knights wrote: You know, they still sell that stuff in South Korea. Just Sayin.

The master race...

I'm quite partial to Red Baron's pizza. That's not to say it's the ONLY frozen pizza I enjoy, but RB was the first one to pop into my head.

A license to kill whoever I see fit.

At 8/28/14 11:30 PM, Profanity wrote: Great points. People (not you Majormel, I see you there champ) seem to be ignoring the fact that he was ungrateful and disrespectful toward his father.

That was not lost on me. I noticed the conversation got a lot more heated after he told them that his father working to provide food, shelter, and opportunity to him was "not raising" him. I feel that's where he dun goofd.

God hate sin, but loves the sinner. Thus, God loves Daniel the gay atheist as much as any Christian. His parents need to think about that for a good while.

At 8/27/14 01:02 PM, Twigo wrote: what period of ur life would u go back to?

7th grade. That'd be a good point to start unfucking my life.

I owe it to the world to pass on my genes for they are quite superb. Though I can't say my parenting will produce the most well adjusted offspring.

At 8/27/14 11:46 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: He said 1 hour every other day, not 30 minutes 5 times every day.

Fuck.

Satan's acolyte, who the bloody hell are you to declare how often one faps?

At 8/27/14 06:41 AM, Radaketor wrote: 1 hour of exercise every other day does not help you keep in shape, i'm living proof of that.

Fapping is not considered an exercise.

I have trouble understanding this unhealthy and possibly dangerous fixation as well. Life ought to be based on God alone.

Thank you, based god.

Neo Geo, going way back for this one.

I first thought I'd be either melancholic or phlegmatic, or a combination of both. I took the test and got phlegmatic.

I honestly feel really sorry for the people who did not get anything out of their physical education program. I had an outstanding curriculum in my highschool and I consider it one of the few meaningful experiences. Why? Because I worked hard and I saw results; unlike many of my classes where I also applied myself and often earned mediocre or frustrating outcomes. I loved PE because my hard work always paid off and I felt validated by that. I have a very positive opinion of my body and I wouldn't be where I'm at today had it not been for the amazing gym instructors I had in highschool.

At 8/27/14 02:21 AM, notYert wrote: i really hope that one day people will realize this stupid ass joke of making threads that say pussy but mean cat is not funny whatsoever and makes me hate you

I don't know what you're talking about but...

At 8/26/14 11:21 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: What are you going to do about this guy?

I've already deduced that my interest in ponies is not the source of my hardships in this matter. Am I required to take action?

At 8/26/14 01:11 PM, YenMuffin wrote: Whiner!

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. So anyways how's your sex life?

Also I'm fucking everyone's dogs. The sexy compass told me to.

At 8/26/14 03:34 AM, Vertyx wrote: I heard My Little Pony avatars scare away pussies. You might want to ditch it.

pussies have fled my presence long before I became a ponyfag.

Please help! some guy gave me a sexy compass to find the pussy but it keeps leading me to your dog!

I dont even no wat do

I played minecraft, killing floor, some counterstrike, and Pathfinder with a friend. Did some grocery shopping with some friends and later did some laundry. Also I went to church this morning. I should probably call me mum. Just another uneventful weekend. Though I do dread work tomorrow as I do every Sunday.