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At 4/17/08 11:11 PM, TheNossinator wrote: I bring sad news, everyone.

The creator the of original NGPD, MrCrawford is leaving the site.

Leave your goodbyes here.

Aye. 'tis dead, the link is. I do have my doubts, however. I'm almost certain he would've visited us here if he was really gonna leave for good.

Trust me when I say this. The movie idea has been attempted multiple times before most of you even created your accounts, and we failed every time. An NGPD flash just isn't gonna happen unless we had some amazing artist (too many to list) come knocking on our door.

We even made a damn script on the old NGPD forum and an NGPD assault armor design to be used in the movie, and that's about as much progress that could be made with our current resources. So until we get a member that's really, and I mean REALLY, competent with animating and gives enough of a shit about the NGPD to work for us, I really don't see this particular vision becoming a reality.

Did I mention that someone had already made an NGPD flash for us? :)

Alright I need you guys to do me a favor. Can anyone compile a list of people who requested to join and hasn't been responded to? I'm too lazy to sift through a few pages to see what I've missed. I'll take care of the rest once I get the list.

TENK YEW EEN EDVANSE.

hey guys, sorry i haven't been around but I've been extremely busy lately with school work and stuff. So I'll try my best to keep up with news around here but I'll probably be running a little slower than usual, thanks for understanding.

I think that the NGPD forum would be an excellent place to publish stories. We need some activity there, seriously. I started an art contest around '07 and nothing happened >_<

I guess that'd be cool, but depends if the water's fresh and tastes good. Being in a solid state for so long doesn't promise a very pleasant H2O experience :P

At 4/7/08 09:07 PM, DBlach wrote: Sorry I told you what to flag but I did give a reason why.

I think I've seemed nice to you relatively new members, but let it be known from hereon out that I have zero tolerance for people that "tell" others to whistle or how to vote, and I will not hesitate to give any of you the boot if I find it necessary. Mindless hate-shit like that ought to be blammed anyways. It doesn't deserve the dignity of a whistle trial and a swift death sentence is preferable in my opinion.

This is not just directed at you DBlach, this goes out to everyone here as well. So I want to see none of that stuff from any of you or there WILL be problems.

At 4/7/08 08:53 PM, DBlach wrote: hey guys flag this as hateful all it does is say the N* word

WRONG.

You do not tell us what to flag. The correct way is to post the link, explain how it may be abusive, and leave it for us to decide. Telling people to whistle something will make us look like mass whistlers and get us into deep trouble.

At 4/7/08 03:46 PM, Khayn wrote: Hello guys, i was wondering if i could join the NGPD

Say no more, you start today. Congratulations on your apprenticeship. Let's see if you can make it all the way. Dismissed!

BTW awesome job on making the roster, Noss. It looked like it took a while to make. You're setting an excellent example here. Keep up the good work.

lol you guys should've been there when they made the deity whistle available to everyone. Before then, only one person could possess it, and that was Little Washu (I had a silver at the time). Once the whistle system was reformed it was basically a gold rush of the likes I've never seen. In about a week of moderate flagging, I jumped from silver to deity. It was incredible :)
Wait... now I reminded myself of how well my deity looked with my captain badge :( Oh I wish I was captain again >_<a t 4/5/08 09:34 PM, Mizar wrote:

Make that, CAPTAIN Mizar.

YOU'RE NOT HELPING >:'(

congrats lol

Seriously has the NGPD now become the grammar nazi club? So what if a dot's missing here and there? There's really no need for a paragraph of criticism over such trivialities. Get that sand off your grammar vaginae!

I'm also detecting an obnoxious degree obsequiousness from you, Spartan. You can quit worrying about being so polite to us staff members because we're all NG'ers. And tangent typically yells at those who did something really stupid.

See? I even had to resort to teh agnry faic. TEH AGNRY FAIC PAGAN-gOD DAMNIT. >:(

Well now that's out of the way, how was your day? I've been having some orgasmic weather over here!

the ability to not have acne.

looks like someone's gonna develop a strange and unusual phobia.

At 4/5/08 12:16 AM, narf109 wrote: I'm ready for first inspection to join. I got my police badge finally!

I post a lot in the pivot forum. I'm mostly a helper there so most of my posts are fairly long and detailed. There was a recent troll there a week or so ago so some of my posts may have been a little on the flaming side.

If your posts are generally long, detailed and intended to be helpful, then you and I have a lot in common. I'd be more than happy to start your apprenticeship! If you have any questions then feel free to check out the NGPD FAQ in my sig, otherwise just send over a PM. Keep up the good work, officer!

At 4/3/08 02:13 PM, Spartan204 wrote: Officer Spartan204 reporting for duty!

It was a little difficult to come to a decision. Some of your posts were pretty decent while there were others that lacked quality and thought such as those single-worded posts. However, I believe that particular habit can be easily broken with enough diligence, so I'll give you a shot. Welcome to the NGPD, Spartan! Your apprenticeship begins immediately! We look forward to see what you can do for the Police Dept.

*salutes*

At 4/3/08 09:15 PM, Brick-top wrote: So does that mean I'm out of here or what?

If that is what you really want then we won't stop you. We hope you've enjoyed your time here. You'll never have to worry keeping up with this thread again so that'll a load off your back. May fortune be with you in all of your future endeavors.

*salutes*

At 4/2/08 11:33 PM, Brick-top wrote: Quick question, how does someone get discharged?

Either by fucking up REALLY bad or becoming a Private. The latter is preferable.

At 4/2/08 10:11 PM, Bran-Man wrote: OMG new NGPD! Lets see who remembers me :o

lol I couldn't call myself an NGPD veteran if I didn't, right? Good to see you're still alive to witness our new thread. Like it?

At 4/2/08 04:38 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:

At 4/2/08 04:22 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: Argh, why wasn't I here for April Fools?! Sounds like I missed a load of blamming.

Wait until CC day.

so true.

durrrr.... some korean girl who's smart, pretty + cute, kind, considerate, playful, actually likes me and is too shy to tell me herself but gives me "hints" every now and then, and, most importantly, shorter than me. Considering I'm 5' 11" I've got my work cut out for me.

fuck im gonna be a virgin forever.

At 3/31/08 12:24 PM, bahamutzer03 wrote: would this be whistle worthy on account of being a mere slideshow?think quick, its in judgement

I don't think so. You should consider the busy life of the NG staff. When you're thinking about blowing the whistle, ask yourself "Is this really worth bothering Wade over?" In this case it isn't truly abusive and a slide show would ideally be blammed, but if it was enjoyable then I doubt that anyone would care. Only real porn is whistle-worthy. Besides, if it was good hentai, you'd make a protect vote right? :)

At 3/30/08 10:08 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: I do believe i can still join here if i was part of here before moving up to elite guard?

Well...if i am correct then i ask to join.

You can't join, but you can hang around with us which is pretty much the same thing without all the formalities. Good to have you with us again :)

At 3/30/08 11:01 PM, jew193 wrote: hey. can i join this?
i have at least 50 posts, and i would like to think that they are intelligent, though some of them berate other people for being stupid. but they still inform the person.

You do meet all of our requirements. You're now an apprentice and from the sound of it, you know exactly what to do which is very good for a start. By the way, I don't really care about whistle stats since it doesn't do much in terms of b/p. More often than not you'll use it for crappy reviews.

At 3/30/08 04:59 AM, djconnect wrote: On anther note i believe my apprenticeship is over, that would make me a member now right?

Holy crap that week just flew by. Yes you're correct, from now on you may now call yourself 100% NGPD. You've certainly earned it. That means there are several others joining our ranks as well. Congratulations to all of you that made it. You are the first generation of our new thread, be proud of that!

I haven't played with legos for many months now and I still wouldn't have thrown them away. I am highly offended by your lack of good judgment. Lego-blasphemy is at hand! Get the pitchforks!

At 3/30/08 01:15 AM, DepressedStone wrote: You have stumbled upon the concept of "moe". Moe does not exist in real life.
3D girls are PIG DISGUSTING. 2D women all the way.

The only drawback about 2D women is that no matter how much you love them, they will never be able to escape your monitor.

But still, it's manageable. You can even go vacationing together!

oh umm.... wow.

I really don't know what to say to that.

uh i gotta go now. bye.

At 3/30/08 02:32 AM, DBlach wrote: if someone else could PM him to it would be appreciated

I understand how you feel, but I seriously doubt that Wade will care enough to raise a finger about it. It's just a profile pic (a poorly made one) after all, don't let that crap get to you.

One more thing, I never want to see you or anyone else respond to a spammer like that again or I will have you suspended or dishonorably discharged. I don't care if it was just a couple words, I am extremely strict about this. Don't say I didn't warn you.

At 3/29/08 05:21 AM, TheNossinator wrote: 2: You have a Garbage Whistle. I'm pretty sure you need to be normal or better to enroll here. Try the Abusive Reviews thread.

Actually we don't have any requirements for whistles. On the other hand, it was mighty considerate of you to provide a link for the whistle thread (that's how i got my deity lol). Anyways, congratulations on the badge promotion! Keep up the good work, lieutenant! I remember back in the day when 90% of us were lieutenants since that was the first "big" point gap.

I still can't find this q13qew's post asking to be recruited. Perhaps it was deleted for some reason.

I injured my left calf. It sucks because I'm on the track team and not being able to run gives me a feeling of failing to do what I'm supposed to do... which is essentially my current situation. I just hate having leg injuries overall because they take so long for me to recover from and can hurt like a bitch sometimes.

omg i no waht your talk aboiut!!! i thougght I make tom fulp angrie wen i make thraed make fun of him so i made Apologetic for tom fuilp too but he no replyed so im still worryed/. i want ppl on newogrujfdds to be chilll 2 but lot of them dont want and say (fuck you).