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At 12/28/14 10:44 AM, Sectus wrote: "Hey guys! I'm open about what I find attractive sexually, and that makes me cool and interesting."

Gosh. Be quiet. :(

Well excuuuuuuuuse me, princess!

A couple friends and I sometimes exchange mlp r34. It's a mutual thing and sometimes it's pretty awesome.

I love how there's no commentary for Xenomit's Attention Whore award.

At 12/27/14 02:31 PM, Phobotech wrote: You could improve your dogs life by feeding it food that isn't bullshit.

Y'know, like real meat. Give that fucker a steak or some chicken.

I enjoy watching youtube videos of dogs eating whole raw chicken.

THANKS M.A. LARSON...

At 12/26/14 09:49 PM, Voltage wrote: you may be sad to know my cock will make you gag for hours as I recently had a cilantro-infused dick surgery over the weekend.

I'm devastated.

I'll eat just about anything, but if it's got cilantro in it then I'll have second thoughts. If it has a LOT of cilantro in it, I will refuse to eat it. The taste of it is just revolting to me and has made me gag on occasions.

It's the foundation upon which my sense of humor rests. I love it and I mean this in the most offensive way possible.

At 12/24/14 05:16 PM, Boredy-Mcbored wrote: Waving a gun is justifiable and you should be shot. Something "like" a gun doesn't justify a shooting. But because I'm black, me pulling something out my pocket is automatically a gun?

Not sure if trolling or just incredibly dense. Are you really this ignorant of the real world? I mean, lol seriously?

I'd also like to know why you made black kids plural because even if this case is proven true (which it hasn't at this point) this is the FIRST time a black guy has had a weapon. In all the other recent police on black shootings, none of the black guys had a gun. Sooooo, it makes you look ignorant as hell saying that "black kids" are just going around pulling guns on people. It's hurtful that you are generalizing a group of people but aren't even generalizing right.

I get grouped with negative stereotypes all the the time and I give no fucks. Welcome to the internet. Get the fuck over it.

And don't use that dry face because what you said in the first post was even more asinine.

umadbro :3

At 12/24/14 03:25 PM, Boredy-Mcbored wrote: Why are white people profiling black people into being thugs and criminals? Mind you, all of these issues started with a police officer just assuming a black guy was just doing something wrong.

Waving a gun or something that looks like a gun at people and/or police will lead usually to that assumption.

At 12/24/14 12:02 PM, someaveragechap wrote: It's totally not gay if testicles touch in an orgy right?

I'd be concerned if they didn't touch at some point! I mean, you got two of em in your bag right?

teehee

At 12/24/14 11:56 AM, someaveragechap wrote: Yes, inquiring minds want to know.

with pictures

And possibly an invite.

I got a couple of my friends some pony plushies. They were really happy!

At 12/24/14 11:47 AM, Monster-64 wrote: St Louis police have released a surveillance video of the final seconds before a black teenager was shot on Tuesday night, saying it shows the moment when the teen raised and pointed a handgun at the officer, who then killed him.

Good riddance to the gang banger. He's an idiot.
EDIT: Here's the article.

What is it with black kids pointing guns at people and getting themselves shot?

What does the fox say?

At 12/24/14 02:32 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote: Study the mice, scrutinize them.

Study the mice, screw them.

At 12/24/14 12:08 AM, Mantinziza wrote: I WAS IN THE FUCKING NAVY, AND I GOT THE FUCK OUT IT WAS THE DUMBEST MOST ONE SIDED MINDLESS ROBOTIC DRONE BULLSHIT IVE EVER GONE THROUGH

This is probably the one thing in this post I can personally relate to.

At 12/22/14 07:27 PM, Eddmario wrote:

At 12/21/14 01:18 AM, TailsPrower wrote: Alright, it's been forever since we had one of these discussions:

Who is your best pony?

Nyx.

Actually I started reading that fic a looooong time ago but never finished. I was enjoying it, idk why it slipped off the radar. I'll have to hit it up again sometime.

At 12/22/14 12:00 AM, 24901miles wrote: Um. Should I come back at another time?

Wha--what in the actual fuck??

At 12/21/14 11:04 PM, fmn335 wrote: I double dare you.

Uh huh. Yeah, okay guy.

At 12/21/14 10:40 PM, fmn335 wrote: I'm coming to get you @TailsPrower!

Prepare to get tickled! Or mauled to death. Eggnog makes me unpredictable.

I dare you.

At 12/21/14 10:13 PM, someaveragechap wrote: Nobody there that you want to get under the mistletoe?

Hehe, I giggled. But no kisses for me this Christmas.

Meh...another Christmas away from home, surrounded by people I hate.

At 12/21/14 03:21 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: You are a kid, never pretend otherwise in my presence again.

Homie if I'm a kid, then abortion is still a viable option for you.

I'm a grown ass man in the Army and they still treat me like a kid.

"The UK is not part of Europe, we were smart enough to break off from that steaming pile of uncultivated shite."

@HomicidialFrog

"I also fuck spiderwomen and have sexual liaisons with waifu bodypillows"

At 12/21/14 03:10 AM, Sectus wrote:

At 12/21/14 01:18 AM, TailsPrower wrote: I'm a dumb idiot and like picking silly horses for best pony

Shut your whore mouth, you </3

Possession of marijuana and fucking horses.

guilty as charged, officer.

Howdy NG! Right what it says on the tin, how does one get started with voice acting? I don't really intend to make it a serious thing for myself, but I think it'd be fun to dabble in it. All I got is a gaming headset which came with some voice morphing samples - the robot and giant's voice I can see potential in for voice acting.

As for my natural voice, I can do a decent news guy or Solid Snake I guess. Folks always complement me on my voice :3

Thanks in advance for the pointers!

At 12/18/14 12:56 PM, TomFulp wrote: BTW that heat ripple coming off the UFO in the intro - I was REALLY REALLY proud of that. Nothing made in Flash had heat ripples back then and I felt all clever about it.

We're so proud of you Tom!

Alright, it's been forever since we had one of these discussions:

Who is your best pony?

At a glance, you would probably guess mine's Applejack. WELL YOU'RE WRONG.

...actually you're, uh, right.

You see, AJ's my best pony because she's arguably the most qualified leader out of the mane 6 - but one of the things that makes her so interesting is that she's rarely seen taking up that mantle, letting us see how she bounces off others when a natural leader is being led by crazies. She's got a level head through most situations and approaches problems in a manner that makes sense to her and (often to the audience). Basically she's the anchor of the group, the straight-man. She is a point of reference to how a rational character fits into the big picture.
Also it's fair to say at this point that she's the most mentally stable out of the mane cast, but she's got her own baggage to carry as well. It's strongly implied that AJ lost her parents at an early age and was forced to grow up quickly so she could take care of the family business at Sweet Apple Acres. In spite of learning some of life's hardest lessons as a small filly, you can see she uses this as motivation to excel in whatever she sets her mind to.
Plus as the seasons went by, you can tell she kinda picked up some sarcasm and skepticism from Twilight which works wonderfully for her character, all the while being down to earth and practical. You can see she's learned her lessons from previous episodes like when she graciously accepted her friends' help in the Cider episode. The fact that she doesn't need magic or wings to prove time and again that she's a valuable member of the team really won me over too. Also she wrote the best letter to Princess Celestia.

Behold, ladies, my best pony Applejack!