At 11/8/09 11:58 PM, TheThing wrote: Of course we should respect Tails and his authority. But I don't think he'll mind some big and powerful EGB member coming in and saying "hey, you, stop it" when it looks like the thread will close.

Nope, I wouldn't mind that one bit. I believe there's much to gain on both sides by covering eachother's six. Besides, that would be returning the favor right Eagle? ;)

It was a grueling ordeal, as far as online forums go lol. But looking back, I think there's no question in our minds about what we must do from this day forth. Once again, I'd like to extend my deepest gratitude to Lizzardis and Eagle for all their help and support.

*salute*

At 11/8/09 10:18 PM, EvilJesus wrote: If I was a woman, I would spend all day playing with myself.

Basically what he said. I better be drop dead gorgeous with a vagina >:(

At 11/8/09 11:18 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: but that defeats the purpose. plz is quicker to type than pl0x, thus making pl0x pointless.

You must consider the possibility that someone might have pressed the two keys at the same time and was too lazy to commit a second to correct the error... or to type "please" correctly for that matter.

At 11/8/09 06:12 PM, HotPocketClock wrote: I think OP is full of shit because i cant find a story about this anywhere.

someone please prove me wrong

CN has commercials of it.

Speaking of awesome CN oldies, I saw the Big Picture Show today. Some parts I just laughed myself silly but I would've enjoyed it more if my dad wasn't trying to talk college with me at the same time -__-

The Ed marathon was enough to make my weekend. Looks like I'll be going back to my roots again next Sunday :D

Snorting soysauce laced with wasabi seemed to work wonders for Johnny Knoxville. Plus it gives you an endless, searing, stinging, burning sensation inside your head if you wanna go that extra mile.

At 11/8/09 10:48 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: True. I've always wondered, if the flash gets blammed, does that mean negative whistle points? Or does it not count?

Absolutely no points are deducted from your whistle if an abusive flash gets blammed rather than flagged. On the flip-side, you don't gain any either so in the end nothing is affected.

At 11/8/09 09:51 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: This flash brings clear threats against tom.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 7419

I don't think it directly threatened him. Judging from the author's comment and the reviews, it was more of an attempt to start false rumors about someone which I suppose falls under "malicious." In anycase, it got blammed so it won't be turning anyone anymore :)

Nice find, TP.

Thank you for this final chance, Poozy.

NOW LISTEN UP EVERYONE.

As he said, we simply can't fuck this one up. Therefore I will be implementing some new rules around here that will be followed at all times. No exceptions ever.

+1 up posts are unacceptable. The NGPD demands that all posts be thoughtful, mature, and intelligent. Under no circumstances (birthdays, successful flags, or otherwise) will there be any display of blatant deviation from quality posts. Infractions include but are not limited to the following: all-caps, spammy behavior, assholery, hazing, and being an overt "party animal".

In addition, only the leader and co-leader (still pending) will have the authority to call the infractions on the thread. This is to prevent another Calintz accident. If you feel that someone is acting inappropriately, send us a PM detailing the post and why you think it should be brought to our attention.

If one fails to abide by these tenets mentioned above, there will be severe consequences.

First infraction, you will be subject to a 7-day suspension effective immediately.

Second infraction, you will be permanently expelled from the force. Simple as that.

There is no clean slate.

Speaking of which, there are a few people that must be made examples of, to show my resolve on enforcing this posting policy.

XIII13, you are hereby dishonorably discharged from the NGPD. Your display of gross disregard for the rules and the mods' warnings has disgraced our name and threatened this establishment's very existence. To everyone else. may this be a reminder of what happens when you step out of line.
You will have one post to say goodbye.

Porkchop, I ask that you never post in here again. You may not have started the trail of spammy posts that got us locked, but jumping on the bandwagon is just as bad, if not worse.

I know it sucks to end on such a negative note in light of this wonderful opportunity, but I must be more stern than ever if you want to be able to see this crew.
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So let's us have a new start with the NGPD. We all have to pitch in to ensure that we do not make this same mistake ever again.

And btw, episode 4 is about 80% complete. hopefully I'll be able to post it in our forum sometime this coming week ;)

*salute*

Well, there's a few for me, all from cs 1.6:

1. herpes fairy - saw this one a couple years ago and it just cracked me up!

2. DISGRUNTLED POSTMASTER - he was a weird guy too.

3. helic0pt3r - had a reputation for tk'ing everyone with any vehicle he could get his hands on. I guess that makes it funny.

At 11/7/09 11:26 AM, chubbthehippo wrote: He was an active NG user, who submitted lots of flashes. He did stabbed his neighbor and killed himself so he wouldn't goto jail.

I don't think he full-out stabbed his neighbor otherwise the police probably wouldn't have been contacted until much, much later. More like a bluff poke to make the neighbor piss off and leave LC alone.

At 11/7/09 01:19 AM, Perversion wrote: Nobody sees the fact that Chowder and Flapjack are a step forward for Cartoon Network. It has adult references in the shows people! Something old cartoons had. Geez you guys are blind.

Seconded. Compared to past fiasco's like Atomic Betty and other cartoons I did deem fit for my memory, cartoons like Flapjack and Chowder are a breath of fresh air. I still see some of the good oldies every now and then, so I'd pick CN.

Nick literally banks their entire cartoon line on Spongebob.

At 11/5/09 05:22 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Really? I think it's kind of cute.

Yeah I believe Sam(?) was the ugliest dog the world will ever see. When I put the two together, it's really no contest.

At 11/3/09 09:19 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8802 11

/wrists

I know, Neon, it's hard on all of us :(

/wrists too

Last year I had no problems waking up before the alarm since my body got used to it. But it seems this year my alarm always wakes first in the morning. I usually set it half an hour before I actually need to get up so that I can nap a bit more so I can't complain.

Well, if I were you I'd look for one that didn't require an animal, but that Russian Police one just looks oh-so smexy. Alternatively, the silver one looks very nice too.

Your pick, commie bro.

Fucking easter bunny.

I paid special attention to the intercom this morning. Turns out my school still keeps "Under God" in the pledge. So hah.

At 10/26/09 07:24 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: I simply refuse to even utter the name of an unprovable lie! I hate when others push their opinions on me but that doesn't mean I shouldn't push mine on them! I'm just hypocritical like that!

We should flat out get rid of everything Christmas too! FUCK the children, FUCK family togetherness, FUCK giving to others, FUCK morality! It's all the result of a bunch of religious hooey!

All you idiots bitching ITT sicken me.

Well said. Every thread that ever had a prideful atheist post in it needs something like this. Really now, I've grown quite bored with the hubris some of you guys inflate your "enlightened" heads with.

Doesn't anyone here find it ironic that most of the atheists here are calling God a lie/fairy tale/etc. while celebrating the open-mindedness of America? Congrats guys.

Obviously he should've closed his curtains. But really, some people just need to grow a pair. Naked in his own home - and being arrested for it? You gotta be kidding me.

Yeah I've seen you around before. You're alright.

Happy birthday, man!

Well, I haven't had too much experience with nerf since I kept losing the ammo to the point where it just wasn't worthwhile to look for them. But supersoakers... now that's the good stuff! I remember back when I was a wee lad I'd watch my adversaries cower at the awesome might of my trusty Spashzooka. Hell yeah.

I've never seen so many Microsofts!

At 10/19/09 03:20 PM, karriston wrote: At what age does it start becoming weird if you still haven't lost it?

For me, there is no age where virginity becomes an oddity since I don't hold it against anyone. If someone can do without sex, more power to him/her.

Did / do you really care about yours? When age did you lose it? Do you regret not waiting, or do you wish it had happened sooner?

I don't regret waiting at all. Sure I'm in high school and everyone's shagging each other left and right, but I'm in no hurry.

At 10/18/09 03:21 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I congratulate you for being able to survive multiple attempts on your gestation with a coat hanger.

Unfortunately the abortive endeavors has significantly impaired my cognitive development.

also, suck my dick

Ya got a funnel?

At 10/18/09 02:34 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: Happy birthday to the captain of the NGPD: Newgrounds Police Dept.!!!!!
*salute*
May you find your fishing rod from the city in the west ;)

Oooooohohohoho by now you bet I did. I have several actually, just incase I get bored of harpwning the big fishies ;)

Thanks Elder for this most lovely thread and thank you all for all the birthday wishes guys! Yes, even the guys who thought he was talking about the actual sonic character lol.

Love all around <3

At 10/16/09 04:54 PM, TomFulp wrote: If I want more money I'll ditch NG and make another console game. THAT'S RIGHT FUCK ALL OF YOU!

Please, go right ahead.

If I can get my hands on one large enough, I'd like to go as a cardboard box again. Safety is not guaranteed. It never is on Halloween >_>

It usually depends on how I wake up in the morning.

If I wake up on my own, I think to myself:
"How much time left do I have for sleeping?"

If the alarm wakes me, I think to myself:
"Please... just five more minutes."

You must have a lot of free time on your hands, Neon XD