Brave New World, anyone?

At 8/27/09 11:23 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: There is no time before the universe began.

Zing. All sense this thread may have ends right here.

Not really a thrash man myself, but the Finnish progressive thrash metal Stam1na is really awesome IMO.
Check it out.

At 8/17/09 02:57 PM, Skeepsis wrote:

At 8/17/09 02:50 PM, Sidorio wrote: No, not if you're going to use it for shit like that.

Fuck you.

Go die.

Actually yeah, if you're planning on taking videos and not still pictures the modern phones are still kind of sucky. Too bad.

At 7/20/09 01:24 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: The proper term is little person

No, the proper term is "vertically challenged individual". Enjoy your time at county, you sick son of a bitch.

I honestly don't give a damn.

I've never been a man of all these Hollywood dolls that every 13 year old and his friend seem to fantasize about all the time. For instance, I find Megan Fox pretty repulsive: I can't believe how the "ideal woman" would have her face which doesn't look natural at all.. (I read that somewhere, women deciding what celebrity parts an "ideally beautiful woman" would have and blah blah)

But now that you mention it, Emma Watson is actually pretty gorgeous, so I'd go for her.

Also,

At 7/18/09 10:44 AM, Foreshadow wrote: European women have a certain beauty that can't be matched, a sort of inside-and-outside beauty.

This.

At 7/16/09 10:27 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: You sir, are popular.

And these people aren't even online. What a group of whores.

I know some of you have encountered random message spam on MSN, about acai berry pills and the usual crap. It's pretty harmless and happens probably twice a day - no big deal.

But today I discovered something even worse when I came home - friend add spam? Basically, I get a friend request from someone I've never heard of every 10 seconds or so. Has anyone else encountered this?

At 7/8/09 07:09 AM, Farafor wrote: Fuck Runescape, WoW pwns every game you all know it.

Way to compare MMORPG:s to other games.

Ah what the hell, I might as well try too.

Traits: Ambitious, brave, charismatic, genius, neat (I know, couldn't find any better ones)
Career: Politician, a lawyer will do as well
Pic:

At 6/30/09 02:45 PM, sammontague wrote: it looks like a woman
before u fight listen to metal say metallica st anger always helps me in a fight gets me pumped but i dont stop thats the only problem so if he ends up in hospital dont blame me

Pissed off, not pumped. It'll most likely only make the situation worse by causing the OP to do way too much damage.

At 6/27/09 12:17 PM, AapoJoki wrote: I love the new flag of the European Union.

You're a funny man you.

I like the current flag of the EU and the CoE, however only when it's used as a small symbol like in euro banknotes. As far as actual national flags go, I'm quite unoriginal and like the flag of my own country, Finland.

I'm quite sure people remember me from around 4-6 years ago. I've been through that underage user phase - quite a lot of it, actually.
For the OP: You do have a valid point, but face it: people around here are just generally dicks when it comes to young users, even if the young guy acts more mature than 80% of the rest of NG. Trust me. As for boners: at least for me they disappeared when taking my clothes off while being seen by others but I wouldn't know about you. Thinking about something really disturbing like pissing blood would help.

By the way, I'm quite baffled by the users' attitudes towards public locker rooms here. There's absolutely nothing gay or disturbing about it: if someone starts to act weird, that's a sure way to make him branded as homosexual for the rest of the year. But if nothing happens and people are just minding their own business, it's obviously OK. And that's most likely going to happen. Being afraid of regular nudity in appropriate situations just proves that you are homoparanoid. Get over it and be a man.

At 6/27/09 02:19 AM, tsdeath1 wrote: Dude, zits are just because you drink to much pop, sit your ass on your pc all day, and dont wash your face... ever

Retard. Even though that is true for some of the cases, most of the time acne is genetically inherited. But you wouldn't obviously understand that, you being the retard that you are.

eBaum's World.

Someone had to say it.

Petteri Sariola. Hands down.

At 5/29/09 03:34 PM, ChuckDaKnife wrote: That isn't so awesome. SHITTING with the door open, however, is.

The FUCKING FRONT DOOR

At 5/29/09 02:22 PM, Southbark wrote: That guy is an true hero.

Fixed.

At 5/29/09 03:16 PM, kaywire wrote: people like him seriously make me wna say : WTF ?!! to my biology teacher.

Well, that's natural selection for you.

At 5/29/09 09:41 AM, K111 wrote:

Go fuck yourself.

zune's suck, get over it

Tell me why. At least mine has 80 gigabytes of capacity which is more than enough for me, the soft- and firmware work exceptionally well, the screen is awesome, the interface is better than anything I've ever used and the large cover art thingy is just sweet. Plus it was way cheaper than an iPod.

Try your best not to end up sounding like a complete idiot now.

At 5/29/09 07:37 AM, Somepurson wrote: OH MY GOODNESS.

It's the "photoshop me" guy.

Yeah. You're not proving anything by saying that though, everyone who's something at least remembers the name.

At 5/15/09 09:09 AM, K111 wrote:

At 5/15/09 09:08 AM, ParadoxVoid wrote: How about the iZune? Microsoft and Apple won't have any problems with that name, I'm sure of it.

nobody would buy something with the word "zune" in it

Go fuck yourself.

The funny case here is that as far as I'm concerned, the use of aspartame isn't all that carcinogenous if you don't drink it like 24 cans a day
I personally prefer light cola most of the time, since I hate the aftertaste of sugar in cola. Doesn't apply in energy drinks though: the sweetener aftertaste in them makes me almost want to puke. Strange but true.

At 5/26/09 09:34 AM, Schleif wrote:

At 5/25/09 11:20 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I orgasm to Cannibal Corpse all the time.

then there's 2 of us

Enjoy cumming blood together.

The first song I remember giving me an eargasm is Over the Hills and Far Away by Nightwish. There have been of course many songs after that doing the same. But an actual orgasm - no.

At 5/22/09 12:20 PM, lVlad wrote: Please no external sites. And dont post your story here or this thread is gonna get locked cuz its breaking the rules

That leaves the total amount of stuff available quite small, have you realized?

At 5/21/09 04:12 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Your forgot the nineties. More stuff

Bleh. I know. In retrospect, I should've added that and the fall of the USSR but this topic isn't about what happened then. I also don't know too much about American political history since I live across the pond, bear in mind.

As for music that everyone else is mentioning quite much here, I think the theory on remembering the good stuff is pretty relevant. However, I also like to think that nowadays with all this digital technology and shit all the shitty artists can easily make their crap, but back in the olden days the recording artists were proportionally "better".
But I'm not really going to start bashing modern music aside of mainstream crap which has always more or less sucked since I'm a modern metal man and pretty much all the stuff I listen to has been made during this decade.

And whoever decided to bring that picture up: oh you.

Typo in the title. Fuck.

I've had the idea for this thread for maybe a year already, but now I figured the time is right.

So, what will be the key elements in this decade that will set the conception for future generations and ourselves? In other words, like the topic says, what will we remember the 2000's for? For example, we remember the 80's for awful (no offense) hair metal, the 70's for disco music and the 60's/70's for the Vietnam War.

I think some crucial things are obviously the Internet, 9/11 and the invasion of Iraq. I'll leave the rest for you to speculate.

Great. Not that it'll matter for die-hard creationists since they happen to lack understanding for the concept of allegory in any way, shape or form.

Still makes this hilarious to read though.

Cue religion argument.

At 5/7/09 08:27 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: God damn It's funny this is like 9th grade work, and I'm 20 years old.

So how the fuck did you pass your earlier school grades in the first place?