Can I interest you in a good dog, sir?

More than one way to skin a cat.

Just how many, exactly?

I would have to go with Italy. Something about it just seems so wistful.

I feel like it would be courteous of you to turn down the music at least a little bit if the volume is truly affecting your neighbors.

While it may seem odd that they are just complaining now after 2 years or so of you doing this, that really may be the case. Then again, the wife might have just recently starting having the headaches and your music is the easiest thing to target, so that might be what they're doing.

I would suggest looking into it before you do anything rash.

At 11/5/09 09:58 AM, Peaceblossom wrote:

I go to my biology labs drunk because they're late and I work with 3 other people who don't speak English. I really need something to take the edge off working with them until late hours of my Tuesdays. The best part is that my mark is never influenced by it, because there's still 3 sober people working on it.

That's a really great way to do things, man.

You totally aren't everything that I hate about college.

I never understood that, myself.

It's fucking leaves on fucking trees, guys.

I think it would just end up being too hard, you know?

I would have to buy a trailer for when we decided to go on dates and I would have to clean up after her; it's all too annoying.

All you have to do is go to class drunk because that's what all of the cool kids do.

I mean, it's not like you're paying money for classes or anything...

I'm an Education Major, but my other areas of interest include stand-up comedy, improv comedy, writing, and philosophy.

I got one yesterday and now I can't stop fantasizing about dandelions.

Oh God, make it stop

Relaxing.

She sounds weird, to be honest.

I tend to keep all forms of change in a jar or something so that I can get some money after the jar fills up.

But personally, I don't really find any use for pennies.

I think I would do it, yeah. I mean, as long as there aren't insane consequences down the road, I'm cool with it.

Good job, everyone.

At 10/27/09 12:45 PM, boloneyman wrote: You have a stronger will then I good sir. I know this is an extremely tough call, but what was your favorite episode?

Space Mutiny for sure.

I envy you, good sir.

Haha, he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells.

I see no point in bringing some of these people back because they would probably quickly die right after you brought them back. We can all pretend like Jimi Hendrix wouldn't do drugs again, but we all know he would.

So, is this like assisted self-help?

I sort of figured that me improving myself would not be a team effort.

Bermuda.

I picked up Borderlands last night at midnight and I played it till about 1:30 before going to bed. Within that first hour and a half or so, I must admit that I was impressed with the game.

I plan on playing some more today and I will add to this thread with my impressions of the game. I wanted to post an opening statement of some sort, but I don't feel like I was in the right mind last night to really remember or appreciate anything that I experienced from a technical perspective. What I will say, though, is that the game was fun enough to make me want to play it from the moment that I woke up this morning, so that has to count for something.

That fucking sucks, man.

Part of my brain just broke.

So, do you enjoy talking to people in full-body casts by any chance?

It sounds like talking to you would be boring as fuck, man.

I'm still working on my submission. I'm feeling a biopunk story rather than using mythpunk.

At 10/8/09 11:56 PM, STEM wrote: Have a few jolly rogers hanging in my dorm room

I see your college has the same shitty furniture as mine.

How funny.

Pick a team, please.

Can mine be a drawing of a cliff?

At 10/9/09 12:32 AM, dirtyfarmer wrote:

At 10/9/09 12:11 AM, BUTANE wrote: Seriously, the best shows on the network are re-runs of television shows like Scrubs and Futurama.

Scrubs =/= funny

Comedy central needs to start making shows the provide the audience with more intelligent shows.

It's called Comedy central, not the Educational channel. If you want intelligence go to Discovery.

You're a retard.

I don't know how else to say it.

Actually, you're either retarded or your sense of humor is very, very underdeveloped.