Im here i couldnt decide on wich growth hormone so I got both

IT'S A PARODY THREAD!HERE IS THE ORIGANAL

What kind of growth hormones they have celery stallone and melon mike tyson?

oh and napkins

Tacos? tacoman764, you CAN come to the picnic.

yay ill get my picnic hat and celebration cake

At 2/12/08 05:43 PM, Truth wrote: why can't CapnCrunchDaPimp make threads like this?

how would i know

you lost my intrest at soldier boy

:: I hate his good damn crap

why are you giving me that link. it was posted after mine therefore it is a parody thread

At 2/12/08 05:53 PM, jobbob1 wrote: this sounds familiar...

really?

nice parody

Ae you saying im spoiled?

For a Klondike bar?

At 2/12/08 08:57 AM, Thimbles wrote: Jesus, what would you do

for a klondike bar?

because of teh security camera i didn't kick him also his mom was a dumb blond i know because she is the clerk at the 7-11 She said she had a degree in psychology wich i knew was bs and i asked her if she knew about pavlovs dog (a easy question if you studied pschology) and she said she had 2 at home.

nice parody thread

You're too fucking stupid and/or lazy to move to a diffrent line

On the way to the car, you hear a stranger tell his mother he's hungry so you laugh at him because he's overweight.

I just can't fucking believe how spoiled and self centered kids have become these days. If I was your parents, I'd be ashamed of you.

Dude there was only one line and he ate like 2 1/2 candy bars in line

I'll bring some tacos!

There was only one line

Also I want to put the words headteacher and headbutt into a stupid pun but I can't find a good way of doing it

how bout this; The head teacher has the head but

At 2/12/08 04:12 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: I swear to god i wouldve fucking strangled him!

I would have too if it werrent for the security camera

So I was at Walgreens last night and i was waiting in line with my dad looking at cheap valentines stuff and waiting for the people in front of us to go.Then the cashier says "This giant singing piggy bank doesn't have a tag" The person in front of me tells her fatass sun that looks about 14 and 250 lbs. to get another 5 minutes later the kid comes back and says "There aren't any" So 3 price checks later there out the door . After that,Me and my dad leave after getting a printer cartridge refill.Were outside getting in the car and the kid goes "I WANT MAC DANOLZ". I burst out laughing. As me and my dad leave the kid grabs an egg out of the carton makes a crunched up face TROWS IT AT ME and flips me off. I never seen him before in my life his mom was too busy painting her nail to notice.

:sorry bout the WALL OF TEXT

i'll redirct you here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDgqoYrb5 uM&feature=user

sorry bout da link
http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/merma id.asp

On the cover of the Arial, the little mermaid, there is somewhere a penis on the castle in the background. They changed this however in the DVD covers. So if you still own a copy of the VHS one, go look for it if you want.

heres a site with picture a little nsfw

I'll join. I have 2 dogs ! purebred pomeranian and ! purebred fox terreir.Only have a picture of the pom i call him pumpkin the other ones name is skipper

Can i have a sig i want it too look like this but have it say tacoman764 and put eyes, legs,arms on the taco

This is a crew for people who love dogs. We will discuss our dog or our favorite type.Remember try to post pics when talking about your pet heres my dog pumpkin

I used pavlovs theory to teach my dogs not to bark

heres mine
My dreamis that my crushs mom comes over with a stroller and screams "HE'S COMING!"
Then my grampa comes out and starts chanting chiberish.After that a man that has a vampire like cloak comes near me.Right there my grampa jumps in and screams "You will not feast on the blood of children Maximos" and a red light shoots out out of the guys (Maximos) hand.it hits my grampa but then a blue light shoots out of my grampas heart and kills him (Maximos) and then maximos says while floating away "I'll be back."

Fuck you also heres a picture of my poperanian pumpkin he gets me lots of ladies