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Response to: What has happened to gaming? Posted May 23rd, 2004 in General

You want more 2D games?

Go play Disgaea or La Pucelle Tactcis. **** graphics, yes, but mad gameplay and plots!

Response to: Bestest Quote Posted May 23rd, 2004 in General

"Whenever I first meet someone, I sometimes get this voice in my head that says 'I will the man who kills you.', and for the most part, that voice has always been right... but you... you are different... I never heard that voice in my head, on that rainy September afternoon, 3 years ago... Thus, in the interest of having my... Perfect Intuition Accuracy preserved, I will deny the liberation of death to you..."

"So you're gonna let me live?"

"Yes. I just plan on cutting off your limbs, and chaining your body in a chamber deep below the earth, where you will never see the sun, and your body hooked up to life support, so that for as long as I live, you will live. But while I will enjoy the pleasures of the flesh, you will suffer pain no man has ever endured, begging for death. Months, years, almost whole ages will pass without you knowing how long you have endured this agony. The only measure you will have is looking at me, and ow father time has treated me, as every so often, I will visit you in your new Hell on Earth home, to laugh at you. Now I must ask a question... You may live for another 50... 60ish years. I hope I live another 50 to 60 years. If you had known I would punish you like this, would you have still turned against me?"

"No."

"How did that song go? If only I knew then what I knew now... HA! They say the 9th sphere of Hell is reserved for traitors. That Satan himself resides there, and his wings blow wings so chilling they could kill instantly, had the souls within still alive. But you will have to wait a VERY LONG TIME before this comfort reaches you..."

Response to: <3Marriage<3 Posted April 27th, 2004 in General

I can much sex give!

Monkey peeing in his mouth... Posted March 14th, 2004 in General

I was just watching Simpsons, and Arty Ziff mentioned a picture of a monkey peeing in his mouth...

Doe sit remind you of someone... a girl perhaps... in a tub perhaps...

Response to: The Origins of 1337 Posted March 14th, 2004 in General

It used to be a sign of how great you were on the internet, how savvy you were in the online arts.

Now it helps me identify some 13 year-old AOL angsty punk kid who thinks he's some kind of God.

mAdl337r0xX0r: 1'|\/} t3H l33735t h4xx0r 0n t3h p{_4n3t!!!!11@~`
T_ConX: ****, not one of these bastards...
T_ConX Killed mAdl337r0xX0r with headshot from AWP.
mAdl337r0xX0r: OMFG!!!1 AIMb0t j00 g0t n0 skillz!!!!1

They probably talk like that because their mom is in the room and she has no idea what he's saying.

Response to: Need some technical help! Posted January 13th, 2004 in Game Development

7.0.1

Windows 98

Response to: Need some technical help! Posted January 12th, 2004 in Game Development

HELP!!!

Need some technical help! Posted January 12th, 2004 in Game Development

I just got the free 30 day trial version, and I have installed it, but twhen I try to run it, it just gives me an illegal operation error.

If I click details, this appears, if it's any help. How do I get this **** to work!

FLASH caused an invalid page fault in
module FLASH.EXE at 0167:00c45437.
Registers:
EAX=00000000 CS=0167 EIP=00c45437 EFLGS=00010202
EBX=042f5920 SS=016f ESP=0130ed20 EBP=0130edac
ECX=00000003 DS=016f ESI=0130ed6c FS=1a17
EDX=7f2da12b ES=016f EDI=00000094 GS=0000
Bytes at CS:EIP:
a5 a5 a5 a5 8b 75 f0 33 ff 8d 45 c0 50 ff 76 1c
Stack dump:
00000318 00000000 000002ac 000080a0 16cf11f1 00000006 bff741f7 00000008 bff7698b bffc94c0 00008d48 bff7152e bff71547 00000000 042f5920 fffffffe

Response to: how much are YOU worth?? Posted December 24th, 2003 in General

You are worth exactly: $2,610,814.00.

Good! IQ 162, just a point above Albert Einstien!

Response to: Wheres uncensored wonder-b girl pic Posted November 2nd, 2003 in General

Golly I did!

And I still have no idea where to look...

Response to: What came first? Posted November 2nd, 2003 in General

Dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens came...

Response to: Gay Bashing...wtf?! Posted November 2nd, 2003 in General

Some peoples value systems are still stuck in the 15th century

Response to: PS2 (Best game, 2 days!) Posted November 2nd, 2003 in General

At 11/2/03 04:52 PM, SlaveToTheWage wrote: SOCOM was pretty boring.I preffer Counter-Strike to any other online game.

Why would anyone want to play CS over SOCOM? CS, on it's own qualities, is good, but the net is filled with Llamas, Fags, n00bs, asshats, and hackers!

Response to: Wheres uncensored wonder-b girl pic Posted November 2nd, 2003 in General

BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD!

Response to: Wheres uncensored wonder-b girl pic Posted November 2nd, 2003 in General

Do you people even know what a girl is?

Wheres uncensored wonder-b girl pic Posted November 2nd, 2003 in General

Wheres the Uncensored Wonderbread girl gif?

I need it for... something... a school project...

Response to: Banned From Japan? Posted September 29th, 2003 in General

At 9/29/03 03:05 AM, HeinousDude wrote: Don't forget those 4 squares you step and and they call dancing.

OMFG funniest DDR pic ever!!!

Response to: Who thinks DBZ is retarded Posted September 28th, 2003 in General

DBZ is okay...

If there's nothing else on TV, I'll watch it while playing GBA.

What IS retarded is those 10 year olds kids who think it's the coolest anime around, and that they think their so cool becuase they like DBZ, and say anyone who contridicts their opinions on who would beat who in a fight is a homo, and report on message boards on how they pulled off a Kamaha-whatnot just now and how cool it is, and believe it is possible to do all that **** in real life...

Ok, now I'm just beating my own dead horse.

Dumb little 10 year-olds...

Response to: Yay I gots an idea for teh levels Posted September 27th, 2003 in General

I completely agree

Response to: The Matrix Revolution Trailer Posted September 26th, 2003 in General

At 9/26/03 11:00 PM, Kid_Deadpool wrote: yeah, ive seen a few trailers... does that one have Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) laughing in it? thats the freakiest laugh ive seen, look at his face! even scarier than Priscilla Queen of the Desert

I just saw the new one, it the one were (SPOILERS!!!!!)
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Neo talks to this giant computer thing in the real world, making a deal with it to stop Smith once and for all.

And some other wacky shit that will not become truely clear till it comes out...

Response to: Game Cube Final Fantasy Posted September 25th, 2003 in General

Screw the gamecube game, have you seen the pics of the movie sequel to FF7...

It was like the creaters of the internet foresaw this day, and created the term 'OMFG' soley for its existance...

Response to: sex for 1billion dollars Posted September 25th, 2003 in General

At 9/25/03 12:59 AM, Hycran wrote: i would do it
because with 1 billion dollas yu could easily invent a mindwipe machine and then i would remember it!
and i'd be rich

But then you would not remember how you got rich...

...though that is kinda the point...

Response to: the fat jedi kid Posted September 25th, 2003 in General

LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Response to: Best Xbox game ever Posted September 25th, 2003 in General

At 9/25/03 05:27 PM, Death_Slammer wrote: and the hard drive on the Xobx is a MAJOR advantage, and i want XBOX live badly, supposedly it is the best onlie console gaming ever, XBOX rules, sony, hmmm a playstation is just an expanded walkman

Despite your exagerated tech claims, Sony is beating M$ 4 times over in the hardware sales, and since I've never heard of the 'Xobx', it's even better then that!

Also, please tell me where you got your walkman. They sound 10-20 years ahead of my Portable CD player. Any Walkman that can play Disgaea on the road has got to kick major ass!

Response to: Best Owned story EVER Posted September 23rd, 2003 in General

At 9/23/03 11:43 PM, poop_face wrote: he must havve had a hell of alot of time on his hands to do that! but i gotta admit, thats a good prank. but i wouldnt expect anyone to make an argument on anything in the first place cause most kids (me included) are too lazy

Never heard of IB???

These kids are driven by forces unknown to regular mortals...

Scholerships, higher chances of getting into great universities...

Best Owned story EVER Posted September 23rd, 2003 in General

This is a story my social 30IB teacher told me about...

First, some back story/info.

In the social studies part of the IB program, students are asked, at the end of the year, to write a 3000 word essay, argueing any point in history. In the last month of the year, each student has his own day to read his/her essay to the class. Afterwards, he/she must defend other arguements from the rest of the class. All these are taped, and sent to IB central, to be marked by VERY HIGH STANDARDS...

However, as a common curtiouscy, students, the day before their presentation, would hand out copies of the essay to all the class, to help them prepare their own arguements.

Anyway, there was this one kid, who was ment to present on the last avalible day. Before this, everyday, he would presnet non-stop, hair spliting arguments to each of his classmates. These did no help them, and as the days pasted, his list of enemies grew one by one.

The day before his presentation, he hands out an essay to each of his classmates, all of whom have the most wicked desires to return eye for an eye justice on him. Every kid in that class spends the night preparing the perfect argument, finding even the tiniest point to argue on.

The next day, the teacher sees it all in their eyes. Sleep deprived, but happy, each confident that their all-nighters will have earned them a just revenge.

The public enemy number one rises up to the podium, and opens his mouth, and delivers the first words...

After the second sentence, a silent shock flows through the class. What is he saying?

They scamper through the origional essay he had given them...

It was fake.

Nothing more then 3000 extra words strung together to create a lie.

Now, the students, between the shock of this turn of events, 2 hours of sleep MAX, and a perfect, true essay from their opponent, are unable to conjure even any working points against him...

Absolute ownage.

The teachers were a little shocked two. The essay handing out bit was just a suggestion, and not an offical rule. The kid got away with it, and scored a 7 out of 7 on his IB report card.

True story.

Response to: FF Tactics Advance Posted September 22nd, 2003 in General

FFTA kicks ass, I'm 44 hours and 140 missions in...

Response to: ///////////////// A Japanese Storyp Posted September 19th, 2003 in General

Girl: I wounder if I should ask that Bakla chick on a date
Ma: I think your dad had a hentai comic on that somewhere...

Response to: Cloud or Sephiroth Posted September 14th, 2003 in General

OMFG itz teh dumbfc8uk n00by n00b...

Seriously, Cloud pwns Sephy. Cloud beat Spehy in the Gamefaqs.com 2003 character battle!

Response to: WTC predicted in 1986 Posted September 11th, 2003 in General

???

Wow...