When I'm paid to do it.

Woah, that blew my mind more than an Atlantic city hooker.

At 11/13/09 07:05 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: Correction: Propert Grammer > Text Talk.

Correction: prpr grmr > Text Talk.

Woah..that's some scary shit. I would've never thought that he was a rapist.

At 11/14/09 05:19 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 11/14/09 02:04 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Heh, I've seen more ironic shit.

I actually laughed when I saw this

As did I. Ironic? No. Funny? Yes. Racist? Hell yes! That pic has everything!

Shotgun rampage. Never gets old. Ever.

1. Bake a few boxes of staples into a yummy treat, like a cake or brownie. He wont notice, he's fat.
2. After he eats it, his stomach is bound to burst, killing him. If this fails, wait until he dies of diabeetus.
3. Sell his body to science. I hear they pay alot for eyeballs these days.
4. PROFIT!!

At 11/13/09 09:13 PM, Sawdust wrote: It's a terrible show.

All fixed up for ya.

At 11/13/09 09:22 PM, EmoSarah wrote: I would love if they could make a Chocolate Dr Pepper, that would taste orgasmic

and glass Dr Pepper bottles dont sound very safe...

Indeed they do not.

Anyways, I've never tried one of these, and I don't think I want to. There's a 50/50 chance it'll be really good-tasting or really bad-tasting.

At 11/14/09 12:22 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: That series should've ended after the second film.

Indeed. All of those shitty straight-to-DVD releases have tarnished the American Pie reputation.

At 11/14/09 12:12 AM, Robotchk12 wrote: That's not Tom Fulp, that's Chris Hardwick!

Chris Hardwick, you say?

At 11/13/09 10:34 PM, Ranchero wrote: I want to have buttsecks with her

Good to know, man. Good to know.

I hate this guy. He's a spammer and makes a bunch of bullshit threads (which makes me wonder why I post in them).

I see we have new members. Not alot of posting activity, though. If they could somehow combine Dr Pepper with chocolate cake, I'd ask the Lord to take me now, I've seen it all.

Also: Old School.

This show taught me how to read...

Why is there a tiny dick growing from your foot?

I think the real question is buying DVDs as opposed to dowlnoading them.

Draw this pretty please.

OR ELSE.

At 9/26/09 08:52 PM, EmoSarah wrote: Id it was because some kids were allergic to certian ingrediants in Dr Pepper and were getting sick from drinking it, so a few kids ruined it for the rest of us, now our school only has Water and Orange Juice. :(

Allergic to Dr Pepper?

God must hate them.

At 9/25/09 08:01 PM, EmoSarah wrote:

At 9/23/09 07:58 PM, Sysko wrote:
Hot damn, you had Dr Pepper machines?

yeah and it was only like $.75 per 16 oz. bottle, it rocked, but this year they took it out for some reason >:(

It could be one of two things: Kids are getting fat (which can't be possible, since Dr Pepper can't possibly lead to obesity), or your school has to cut back "because of the economy," which is bullcrap, and by that I mean that they just want to save a little extra because they just realized the machine actually costs more to run than what little comes out of the machine.

Old local meme crossover is old (but reminds me of many lols)

I'd say the font that most describes me is Webdings: weird and never acknowledeged by anyone.

I have wet dreams about Hello Kitty every night :3

you can ride on my broomstick any night

As long as your school doesn't require all students to wear shitty uniforms (like mine eventually will), I'd say that you have it pretty good.

At 9/17/09 09:04 PM, EmoSarah wrote:

OMG guys my school just took out all of the Dr pepper machines

Hot damn, you had Dr Pepper machines? The only vending machine my school has (that sells drinks) only has water, and it never gets restocked, it just sits there!

Also: Colbert on a DP can

Sublime's self titled 3rd album, Sublime.

Hm, the President talking about a drunk, possibly retarded auto-tuning self-loving douchebag on tape.

Forget about the war, economy and social problems, let's focus on the VMAs here.

There are 2 places in my town to get sweet burgers, even if they are chains.

The first is Red Robin in Stroudsburg, PA. My fav is the Royal Red Robin Burger, whuich is the best BC ever, topped w/ a fried egg. Sounds disgusting, I know, but it's soooooo tasty. Plus, once you add Red Robin seasoning, it's like an orgy on your tastebuds.

The second place I go to for my burger needs is Five Guys, also in Stroudsburg. However, I made the mistake of not chewing my fries enough and threw up due to indigestion (I had alot). The worst part was that it was on my birthday... and it was pouring rain outside when I did it.

When I when I went back in, though, a man who looked like Mr. Brady from the Brady Bunch walked in, and he complained that his new shoes were ruined "because of some fucking kid's puke."

That was the best birthday ever.

At 9/12/09 08:11 PM, igott wrote:

At 9/12/09 08:06 PM, Slain wrote:

At 9/12/09 07:59 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:

At 9/12/09 07:58 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 9/12/09 07:57 PM, SomaGuye wrote: It's punk, what did you expect.

Dude, seriously, that shit's almost as bad as The Beatles.

They were both good, man! How can you say it's bad?

The Beatles music is way to fucking happy. It's like they're slaves to it.

1) Good Trips, sex and booze make a man very happy.
2) Listen to the 2nd part of The Beatles (White Album).
3) You forgot the original Yesterday and Today cover.

Looks like Funk's job is done here.

His job? Trolling. He should get paid for that shit. $100 for every sucker who thinks he's serious.

At 9/12/09 07:38 PM, Dibsy-Jr wrote: hopefully there will be enough people around wearing nike clothing to tempt you, i don't think you'll be able to resist with the words "Just Do It" everywhere

This.