At 3/28/09 11:20 PM, Gustofwind wrote:

At 3/28/09 11:18 PM, Doomsday-One wrote:

At 3/28/09 11:16 PM, Gustofwind wrote: Will shaving my Gooch reduce soarness, turns pretty red down there when i build up a sweat.

What, shave Gooch?

Glad to see someone understands. Yes i've noticed he's got quite hairy lately and he looks a bit soar; so i thought i'd voulenteer to shave him.

Wax, shave, pluck, burn, rip, and laser blast every strand of hair from his body.

At 3/27/09 05:53 PM, link-011 wrote: Did he start doing meth?? Holy shit he looks like he's fucking 60

He's always seemed like a meth-head. I wasn't surprised to hear he got arrested for punching a ho. Not at all. It's fun to punch hookers on meth.

Threats are stupid. If you're going to do something illegal, it's usually best to say nothing and just do it. Preventing criminal acts is lot more difficult when they are unexpected.

At 3/28/09 12:13 PM, TomFulp wrote: At 4:55pm on March 25th, we had our baby! I'll figure out more to say later... Just wanted to pop in and let everyone know! And there is some new stuff up on the front page and I still hope to put together a list of Flash you may have missed this week, once I catch up a bit.

Congratulations! I hope you raise him well so he can be as awesome as you are.

At 9/22/06 01:39 PM, PhoenixDancer wrote:

At 9/22/06 01:36 PM, Crossofdevil wrote:

At 9/22/06 01:34 PM, PhoenixDancer wrote: 1 or 2 cans = Heart attacks.

I dont think caffein has the power to do that, but you never know?

Dude, it has like 200 suger molacules.

A normal can of coke has 56.

The normal suger your sopposed to have a day is around 60 molacules.

So it wont be long before u start to get ill from drinking it.

You should have taken a spelling class instead of chemistry, but I'm pretty sure you would've failed that, too.

At 9/22/06 06:46 AM, SummerCity wrote: Basic question, how do you talk in a scottish accent, how are some people so good at it, i have tried over and over and i just carnt get it right?

Spend some time in Scotland. You'll get it right. <3 ;D

At 9/10/06 12:39 PM, Killer-DuK wrote: Yes thats right. and she's only 10. She saw me posting on a thread yesterday and signed up. now she's posting on the BBS and showing stuff on it to my parents.
This is so annyoing. What do i do?

Slice her open and fill her with marbles! <3 ;D

At 9/10/06 05:06 PM, Fat_Toppenglop wrote: on the firstnote, this story is REAL i can not find a link at the moment

Link or it didn't happen.

I was worried that this would be an astronomy thread. I'm glad it's not. <3 ;D

At 9/9/06 11:05 AM, AshtonNextGen wrote: Was Sonic the hedgehog better in 2D or was 3D his better chance for sucess?

2D FTW. 2D was better. I like 2D more. I prefer the games before they went 3D. <3 ;D

At 9/9/06 04:32 PM, sonicmega wrote: I'm having a hunger strike, and I feel like a snack, but I'm stuck between 3 choices:

1) Marshmellows

2) Cheeze-its

and:

3) Raisin bread

Random choices, i know, but I need help deciding!

Note that the raisin bread can be with or without butter

Put them all together. It would taste good. <3 ;D

When will names with the letter "X" before and after them be invalid?

At 8/25/06 08:13 PM, TwoHeadedPenis wrote:

At 8/25/06 07:04 PM, Synthpappa wrote: I am actually quite aroused by the smell.

Dude, that is fucking disgusting. You should get therapy.

I tried getting therapy, but the therapist agreed.

At 8/24/06 06:47 PM, MrsMiaDallas wrote: Why isn't this thread about LaVar Burton

It is now. <3 ;D

At 8/24/06 06:06 PM, -Doppelganger- wrote: Whats meatspin?

Im pathetic arent I?

It's NSFW. That's all it is.

At 8/24/06 11:08 PM, _Adam_ wrote: funny.
Favorite Bands:

* dragon force
* a7x
* alkaline trio

I can't stand those bands, but they're still better than P! at the D.

I am actually quite aroused by the smell.

At 8/25/06 01:17 PM, azn_vink wrote:

At 8/24/06 09:05 PM, RedZeppelin wrote: The Omen
Final Destination 3
Seven (if I remember correctly...)

seven?? the bad guy died

But he ended up winning, because Brad Pitt went to jail and stuff.

At 8/24/06 09:23 PM, -Gendo- wrote:

At 8/24/06 08:26 PM, Enchilada wrote: This is her! .....Slut

She looks like Boy George, creepy.

That's an insult to Boy George. <3 ;D

At 8/24/06 08:42 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: "Smegma fetishism is rare but there is a small subculture, mainly within BDSM, where the dominant partner allows smegma to build up in the foreskin. This is done for the sole purpose of making a submissive partner clean the foreskin using their tongue or other body parts. Doctors have said this practice is inadvisable but not particularly dangerous."

Hot.

Holy fucking shit, dude... that is EXACTLY what I was going to say!!! I love you.... <3 ;D

At 8/24/06 08:26 PM, Enchilada wrote: This is her! .....Slut

What a stupid bitch... you should shoot her. <3 ;D

At 8/24/06 08:24 PM, --DarkAngel-- wrote: This may be a weird question but what the heck, have any of you had an orgasm without masturbating or having sex? I always wondered if it was posible...

I can make anyone and anything have an orgasm... just by touching them... WITH MY MIDN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 ;S

At 8/24/06 09:05 PM, RedZeppelin wrote: Seven (if I remember correctly...)

That depends on your definition of "bad".

At 8/24/06 08:53 PM, tigerkitty wrote: I can't say I'm overly surprised

I'm not suprised at all. It doesn't really matter, though.

At 8/24/06 07:55 PM, Teh_Uber_n00b wrote: if u havent figured out yet, im a homosexual. do not make fun of me. i dont kno how to tell my parents because they have told me before they hate gays please help

Don't tell them.

At 8/24/06 05:46 PM, SeraphHell wrote:

At 8/24/06 05:45 PM, Synthpappa wrote: I love Meatspin! ;D

oh, god, please dont joke about that.. o_O

"You spin me right round, baby, right round..."

At 8/24/06 05:27 PM, The_Happy_Cheese_Guy wrote: After a few months of fumbling around, I've managed to blag a new guitar for my birthday ^_^

It's an Ibanez RG350EX-BK.

Aweshums! Rock on, brother! ;D

I think Ibanez sucks.

I love Geordie. <3 ;D

I love Meatspin! ;D

I like them both. I have alot of lesbian friends. They are just as cool as straight girls, if not cooler. <3 ;D